At night, I am sleeping. Suddenly, a monster with monkey hair woke me up. "ah! Who are you! " I asked in fear. He said, "Don't be afraid, my child. I'm the Monkey King. I have been instructed by my master, Tang Priest, to invite you to learn the scriptures with me. Come, come with me! " So, it took me to fly, through time and space, and came to a temple. I did meet the Tang Priest and his two disciples. The Tang Priest said, "It turned out that the Bodhisattva asked us to find someone. Ok, everyone is here, let's go! "
After a long walk, we came to the infinite country. As soon as I entered the city gate, I saw a big black-faced man with a big knife. As soon as he saw us, he said, "Ah! There you are. The king told me to wait for you here to help our country drive away monsters and protect the environment. " After that, he took us to the palace. I saw the king listless and exhausted. The king saw us coming, as if he saw reinforcements. He said to the Tang Priest, "Master! Please drive away the monsters for us! That monster made trouble in our country, which made the people miserable. You must make a decision for us! " The Tang Priest was about to speak when the Monkey King grabbed him and said, "Don't worry! With my old grandson here, I guarantee that the monster will get more than one bargained for! " The king said, "Look out! It is said that the monster has a mysterious power that can provide him with mana. "
The Monkey King left the Tang Priest in the palace to be protected by two other disciples, and he took me to subdue the monster. The monster and the Monkey King fought for more than 300 rounds, but they were still tied. I asked the Monkey King, "Brother Wukong, what's the matter? How can that monster be so powerful! " The Monkey King said, "Awesome! He turned the black smoke that polluted the factory into his own strength, thus improving the technology a hundred times! You are quick to take the wind bag that the old gentleman gave me and smoke, so I will win! " So, I took the wind bag that the Monkey King gave me and drove his somersault cloud to smoke cigars in the air. In a short time, I smoked cigars. Look at the battle between the Monkey King and the monster. Without cigar smoke as mana, monsters are naturally vulnerable. We defeated the monster, returned to the palace and reported the good news to the king. The king said, "You are a miracle! I thank you on behalf of the people of the whole country! " Tang Priest said, "If your country doesn't clean up the environment, more and more monsters will come here to destroy it!" "
"Get up! The sun is shining on your ass! " Mom woke me up. Ah! So I'm dreaming! But through this dream, I know the importance of protecting the environment.
2
I'm with the Monkey King.
"Eat my old grandson with a stick" is a common saying of the Monkey King. One day, I suddenly saw the Monkey King.
"the Monkey King" I recognized him at a glance. "Why are you here?"
"You know my name. After we learned the west, we all dispersed. " The Monkey King said.
"My name is Ding Shilong. I am in class one in the development zone. Nice to meet you. " I said, "I know you because I know the TV series Journey to the West, which tells the story of four of you going through hardships to learn from the West. I also see that you are brave."
The more we talk, the happier we will be. I suggested playing the game of "the eagle catches the chicken", but there were not enough people. The Monkey King pulled out a finger and said "change". A group of monkeys appeared in front of him. We played until noon. The Monkey King called somersault cloud, and we went up.
I said, "My Chinese has been very poor, and I only got 73 points." The Monkey King said, "That won't do. Write more compositions. "
Yes, I must get rid of my carelessness Treat the test paper as a monster and eliminate it step by step!
We talked until the afternoon when the Monkey King saw me off.
I learned a lot today!
three
Today, when I got home, I got a phone call without rhyme or reason.
"Hello, is that an old pig? How have you been on earth? Oh, my life is not good at all. People today are very different from those who went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. They have fashion, TV and computer ... By the way, did you buy the latest version of Apple 4? Forget it, don't ask you first, let me tell you something about my experience on earth. Didn't we come to earth together after we retired from heaven? Later, my grandson was poisoned by eating apples in the orchard. Fortunately, a kind person took me to the hospital at that time, otherwise, I might not have seen you. The people in the hospital said that I was poisoned by some kind of pesticide, and now the medicine is really powerful. I will never steal from the orchard again. I thought the blast furnace didn't do anything to me, and now a small apple almost killed me. The world is terrible! When I got to the hospital, people there asked me. Where is your home, sir? I said, I don't know. Does heaven count? They laughed and said it was impossible. What's your name, sir? I said, my name is the Monkey King, my nickname is Wukong, and my nickname is the Monkey King. They said I watched too many trips to the west. Where is your account, sir? I asked, what is an account? They said I might have lost my memory. Later, I couldn't stay any longer, so I left. I came to the road and saw many monsters running with people on their backs. I can't take it anymore and say,' Where's the monster?' The people inside the monster came out and said,' Go, go, don't make a movie here. I have something urgent to do. Why are you blocking my car? A car? I asked. Cars, haven't you seen them? I'm leaving. Later, I learned that a car is a means of transportation. I'm hungry and want to eat something. I came to a steamed stuffed bun shop. How many words are there in a steamed stuffed bun? The steamed stuffed bun seller said,' Four for a dollar. How many pence is a dollar equal to? "How many silver coins?" I asked. Bun boy said no money. I'm leaving. Looking for a job, I happened to come to the national weatherman. The guard asked me who I was, and I said I was the Monkey King. He wouldn't let me in. I acted in secret. After I went in, I went to the human resources department. "What can I do for you, sir?" A man asked me. I said I wanted to find a job, and he asked me which university I graduated from. I don't know what a university is, just say I don't know what a university is. He told me to go out. I said I would predict the weather, but he didn't believe me. Let me try. I bribed Raytheon in the sky to say that it would thunder here today. A few days later, I came here again, and the man smiled and said, I'll stay. I agreed and signed the contract. I have been working until now. I also bought a house, a car, a computer and a TV. By the way, I'm taking my driver's license now! "
"Hey, I'm not an old pig. Who are you? "
"ah? Why didn't you say so earlier? I am the Monkey King. "
"Are you really the Monkey King?" I'm dubious.
"Of course!" The other party said proudly.
"Hello, my name is Xiaoli." I believed him.
"Hello, I'm the Monkey King."
"Can we meet?" I am eager to see the Monkey King.
"I'm honored! I will go to your house today. "
Say that finish, the other party hung up. I wonder when he will come.
"I'm coming!" I turned around and saw that it was the Monkey King.
"Nice to meet you!" (expressing surprise, shock, etc.)
"You are the first person in my life who believes that I am the Monkey King." He was very excited.
"I'm honored." I replied.
As soon as my voice fell, I flew. He took me to heaven and traveled around the world. I am very happy all day.
"Play later!" The Monkey King said.
"Sure!" I said.
Later, we kept in touch. If you receive a strange phone call, it may be this stupid the Monkey King.