The most disgusting love story in history

The most disgusting love story in history

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take my eyes off you.

Miss, please give it back to me! What! My heart, you took it away with your eyes!

Sorry, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

4. Look at his/her clothes label. When they ask you what are you doing? The answer just depends on whether you are made in heaven or not. Or just to see if you are my number.

You are so warm, even the plastic in my underwear has been melted by you.

6. Is your father a thief? No. Then how could he steal the bright stars and put them in your eyes? If they answer yes, please be prepared.

7. May I ask you the way? Get there? Into your heart.

8. When you don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall. Only my lonely figure comments: loser, turn on the light when sleeping.

9. If living is God's greatest mission, then living with you is God's greatest gift to me. Comments: God is so unfair.

10, you are the deepest feeling I can feel in my life! ! Comments: Yes, I just slapped you in the face.

1 1. Looking into your eyes, I see the sea and the blue sky; I see a bright future! ! Comments: OK, the movie is over, please dismiss.

12, I can't think of any reason to keep me alive except to love you. Comments: Oh, my God! ! Do you want to kill yourself? !

13 I swear I will still love you as I do now in 50 years. Comments: Well, let's talk about it in 50 years.

14. If I can't have you in my life, I will hate myself. Comments: I hate it.

15, I miss your comment every day: your squirrel dog has been lost for three months.

16, maybe I don't have a passionate love like sunshine or a lasting love like running water. I only know that I love you constantly, and I can comment on your omnipotence: Why? When it comes to the point, don't say it again.

17, do you know that I have been alone for a hundred years just for you? I have been waiting for a love song for you for 1000 nights. Comments: Are you so old?

18, day and night can't stop our deep thoughts! Comments: Nonsense! How to stop it?

19, I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, which will always illuminate my life comments: there will always be two worlds.

20. You are the one who always supports me when I am in the most difficult time! Comments: I am not a mother.

2 1, really, what if I lost you and won the whole world? Comments: I am not a bet.

22. I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together. Comments: Impossible, time is fair to everyone.

23. Thinking about your mood really can't replace comments with one sentence: forget it, you stutter.

I thought I could be strong without you. I finally know that I can't comment: so you went to find another one and got it.

25. After knowing you, I found that I can pay a comment so willingly: No wonder people call you a miser.

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't make a wish, hope for an afterlife. Comments: I am behind you.

27. May every meteor in the sky shine for you. Comments: What about the moon? Who is it for?

28. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you! ! Comments: I can apply for medical supplies.

29. Take good care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you. Comments: Say it again, and I will wait until my next life to love you.

30. What you see is the real me! ! Never-ending touching! ! Comments: How dare you run naked?

3 1, if I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you ~ ~ Comments: Of course not, I have to go to the toilet.

Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world. Comments: I like this sentence.

33. I just need a harbor where I can rest. Comments: Turn left at the second door downstairs, and the price is reasonable.

I don't know when I learned to rely on comments: I remember it from the day you were laid off.

35. Comment on you: You said yesterday that if I were fatter, no one would want me.

Can I still see it when I'm old?

Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world. Why not be the first? I am the happiest person with you! If you are a woman, I believe you have goose bumps all over the floor! If it is a man, I believe you have secretly recited a few words!

Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job.

If I can rearrange English letters, I will put U and I together.

40. It's raining heavily today. Yes! That's because God is drooling over you.

Take stock of the most touching and disgusting love stories in history

Take stock of the most touching and disgusting love stories in history

1, youth, sunshine, laughter, for this day that belongs to you, dance to the happy rhythm, I wish you a happy birthday, and your youth will stay forever!

I love you as much as tea and water. Tea is lonely without water. Butter and flour, too. You have to work together to make a sweet cake!

3. Love is a flower and is appreciated; It is beautiful and intoxicating; I hope to make people work hard; It is also the driving force, urging people to move forward-I hope to get sweet love.

4. Love makes us meet, and love makes us fall in love. I know you love me. I understand that you love me. You said I would grow up. I will always be your baby.

5. Love is believing everything, embracing everything, enduring everything and being kind. Love never stops!

6. The deep heart of love will be drunk, and the deep heart of hate will be broken. Your love is the most precious to me.

7. Don't care whether you are proud or frustrated, and don't stop in good times or bad.

8. I waited for ten thousand years just to meet you online. Perhaps no one will believe that the light from generate at this moment will light up your long life.

9, lonely buttonwood, bit by bit until dawn. Love is endless, silk is entangled, and the heart has a Qian Qian knot, all of which belong to the monarch.

10, painted rose petals enthusiastically, and engraved the theme of love on chocolate. On this intoxicating night, I would like to join hands to enjoy the moon and taste the sweetness.

1 1, by no means wealth can buy contentment, tranquility and happiness; Love and happiness are the most precious things in the world!

12, I can't help but be excited when I see you; It is hard to breathe without you, and the transparent air is filled with purple suffocation.

13, I am very happy to see you every day, and I am very happy to miss you every day. For my happiness, you must contact me!

14. Romance lies in kissing your cheek. Romance lies in stealing your delicate hands. Romance lies in glancing at your bright eyes. Romance lies in listening to your hair.

15, the green water is leisurely, frowning because of the wind; Castle peak is not old, it is a snow-white head. Love speaks for itself.

16, lovely rose, sublimated floral fragrance, soft silk thread; The bridge is clear, connected with wonderful romantic dreams and wind stories. I will always be with you.

17, honey, I really don't want to leave you. In fact, I often think of you. You are a person who can't hate and love to death.

18, affectionate, endless words, I love you without being frank; It's raining and people are in love. Call when you understand.

19, please don't insist on your silence, don't wait. May the sail I love sail into the harbor of your heart.

20. Autumn is the most romantic season, dear! I have prepared the most emotional poem and the most brilliant rose to express my love for you!

2 1, face is easy to get old, youth can run, and life knowledge is too little! Father loves the sky high, mother's kindness is hard to repay, and spoony lovers are hard to find! Blood wave, ambition, once the sea laughed wildly! Forget the pain, the wound will heal, it's good to know you rarely!

22. Knowing each other is God's will, knowing each other is human's will, adding up is friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.

23. Behind the illusory network is a sincerely beating heart. I know we can't, but I still want you to know that I love you.

24. Shake * * * and float on the canoe, make vows to each other, celebrate the spring dawn together, invite each other, take photos, and let the seagulls turn into happy songs.

25. The background light shines on your cheeks. Although weak, it can extend far. After reading this news, make a wish and let all the stars in the sky bless you.

26. Fate, when she came quietly, there was a faint feeling, a feeling like being gently brushed by the wind. I hope you and I can feel the same way.

May your birthday be filled with endless happiness, may your memories today be warm, may all your dreams be sweet, and may you have a happy New Year!

May all happiness, all happiness, all warmth and all good luck surround you. Happy birthday!

29. I wish you big fish and big meat; Accompanied by the beauty of singing; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live longer than the tortoise. Happy birthday!

30. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness forever. Look up and meet, the road ahead is wide, and look down and see gold and silver everywhere!

The most disgusting love story in history

The most disgusting love story in history

1. A canoe is carrying you and me. I paddle, you steer, and let laughter ripple in love.

2. The most fertile land is youth, and the most lush forest is love. It flies to your white stationery, which is the bird nesting in the tree.

Love is flint-the more it is beaten, the brighter its light is!

Your love words are simple, sincere, beautiful and touching poems. I read it again and again, and my heartstrings trembled again and again.

Life is a flower, and love is the honey in it.

6. A path full of flowers is a page of music, and two lines of deep and shallow footprints are notes. This is a love song written by you and me.

Since the waves of love are aroused, let our hearts swim happily in the lake of love.

8. Love will not change because of the environment, nor will it be erased because of time.

9. In the soft moonlight, speak, speak, and the wind will quietly bring your unknown love to my heart. ...

10. May the dreamlike fantasy melt in the rosy clouds on the horizon; May the bluebird carry us to the green fields of life.

1 1 I tied my love to the waves and wrote a poem dipped in blue; Let the waves rush to your feet and make you laugh.

12. Ah, this sweet morning breeze blew away my sweet dream. Can it blow my dream into your heart?

13. Red, burning like fire; Yellow, as loyal as gold; White, as clean as a cloud ... here you are, this bouquet of love flowers was taken from my heart.

14. The footprints left on the beach are yours and mine, just like a boat, just wait for the high tide, then raise your heart sail and sail for the distance of love.

15. Although life is like a play on a big stage, I don't want to dress myself up, because what we want is innocence.

16. The sunshine in spring is gorgeous, and there is no such scenery without dawn. Do you remember that unforgettable moment in the past? This moment is the dawn of our love!

17. The combination of day and night is so beautiful and sweet! Dusk is the medium and garden of love.

18. True love has strong vitality and will not wither even if it is destroyed by the storm.

19. The bud full of shy and mysterious love only blooms frankly in my dreams. ...

20. You gave me affectionate eyes, which are unopened buds, faintly emitting fragrance on my undulating chest.

2 1. You came into my world, blossomed proud flowers for me, and bore fruit of hope for me. You healed many wounds in my heart, and you took away many disappointments.

22. You handed me the white jasmine and beat my heart with the beauty of spring. Two strings of pearls are rolling in front of my eyes, dripping with your petals and moistening the green spring that belongs to us.

No matter how many years I have lived and how many friends I have made in this world, I am convinced that I will never find another you. ...

24. I long for sunshine, but I am more eager for your warm words and affectionate eyes, which dispelled the winter in my heart and ignited the flame of hope in my chest.

25. Love is the autumn chrysanthemum in Ao Shuang, the pine tree in the snow, the hand-in-hand support in a long journey, and the closeness between the center of difficulty and the soul.

26. I would like to turn into a river of dawn to decorate the charming spring scenery for you; I would like to be a clump of grass under your feet, providing infinite warmth. ...

27. I am a thirsty traveler, and you are a clear spring; I am a ship, you are the shore of the harbor ... you are my hope and my home.

28. I cherish your gift, but I don't want to make any noise. Just as you cherish my gift, there is no need to thank you, because we are determined to give each other, I give youth, and you give me a lifetime.

29. I want to pick a red leaf in autumn and give it to my dear person. I hope you are as red as this red petiole, red leaves and red veins, and red is thorough, bright and hot!

Let this unknown leaf get rid of your loneliness! In that fan-shaped vein, all precious memories are gentle. ...

3 1. I treasure your poems in the book holder and cherish beautiful memories in my heart like flowers.

32. You threw me into such a terrible flame of love! I was burned by passion and pain.

Oh, my ship, even I don't understand how it quietly untied the cable and set sail. I watched, and my boat sailed into your gentle and quiet harbor.

34. Life is like the sea, and love is the spray in the sea. The waves make the sea more beautiful, and love makes life sweeter.

35. Your poems are full of fragrance, and your piano is full of longing; Even though I am far away from Qian Shan, I can still feel the warmth of love.

36. Pure love is the source of happiness and strength.

37. I believe that as long as you are with me, I am the happiest and luckiest person on this road of life!

38. Although you and I don't have brilliant flowers and passionate love, our hearts are exchanging, working for mankind and walking hand in hand.

39. The ocean loves the blue sky; Sunshine loves the earth. You are the ocean and I am the blue sky; You are the sunshine and I am the earth. We are so far away, but we are soul mates.

40. The boat of love quietly leaves the harbor of the soul and floats in the midnight wind. Where are you going? You beacon, light it quickly!

4 1. Dew is unbreakable, an overflow of love and a infatuation of the heart. They converge into a spring of love. ...

42. Flowers are always in full bloom in the sun, and smiles always appear when they are excited. Isn't love revealed in mutual trust?

43. Sleeping in the sunshine, the sound of waves, the grass and your arms, I hold the dream of love tightly in my heart.

44. As long as you still have your love, you can still touch the spark of hope in the ashes; Even if I am a dead leaf, I can still find a comfortable home.

45. You are a ribbon tied to me; You are a pot of charcoal fire, warming me.

46. All love and all longing for hope are a kind of shackles-alas, my heart is firmly imprisoned by your love!

47. What we love deeply is gold: golden earth, golden fruit, golden season, golden fragrance and golden mature love. ...

48. Let my love boat float in your rain; My tenderness is as pure and long as rain. ...

49. Let's sit by the long river of time, look far away and sing the song of life in a low voice.

50. I am intoxicated by your colorful eyes, and you smile in my youthful dream.

5 1. A sincere smile, a collision of hearts, even if it is silent, is far better than a thunderous bluff.

52. So sincere, so hot, so beautiful-only in the golden autumn, the dream of love will open such a touching smile!

53. Time will pass, face will fade, and true love will always have the enthusiasm of first love.

54. Our love shines with happiness. Is it necessary to pluck the ancient strings?

You opened a small green umbrella for me and gave me peace and joy.

56. Your deep eyes are my torch at night, coal in snowy days and showers in drought.

57. Ah, if I am by your side at the moment, my greatest wish is to hear the wonderful music sung in the past. ...

58. I long for rainy nights, which are dripping and unforgettable. Under my umbrella, youth and love sprout quietly like seeds …

59. Your mellow voice, across the bright starry sky, whirled in my ear, and I couldn't help touching the heartstrings and accompanying you.

The most disgusting words in history

The most disgusting words in history

Most plagiarized love words

Once there was a sincere feeling in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. If God gives me another chance, I will say three words to her: I love you. If we must add a deadline to this promise, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

The most fanatical love story

I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you billions of times, as hot as on the equator.

The most exaggerated love words

When I love you, I feel the earth moving.

Sweetest love words

I am like the chocolate you sent me, melting in your mouth.

The most seductive love words

If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.

The loveliest love words

I just wait to lie at your feet, like a puppy who loves you.

The most practical love words

One thing you may not have noticed is that the toothbrush you gave me has become my pet. Every time I use it, I will use it for the rest of my life unless you give me another one.

Miss you when you are sad, just like miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

The warmest love words

Always put a lounge chair for you in the shady garden, and put 10 glass of iced milk where you can reach it.

The most ridiculous love story

Say to a woman I just met: I think I have had a crush on you for a long time. I fell in love with you before you were born.

The sweetest words in eat drink man woman.

The rice is in the pot and I am in bed.

The most unimaginative love words

I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

The saddest love words

The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but when I am by your side, you don't know that I love you! Amy Cheung

The furthest distance in the world is not that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you, but that you can't be together when you are clearly in love. -At the end of Epilepsy Sage, Tang Sanzang (Nicholas Tse) tampered with the version.

The hardest sweet words to say.

I just want to spread my kiss all over your skin.

The most unequal love words (classic sentences)

Give me a small part of your heart and take away all of me!

I really hope that we can become butterflies, even if only three days in summer are enough ... I get more happiness in these three days than in the usual 50 years.

The most sensual love story

Who says it's winter? When you are by my side, I feel a hundred flowers blossom and birds sing cicadas.

The most childish love words

I love my wife most. After marriage, I am just a child, a kind and dark child. -Liu Qingyun versus Guo Aiming.

The most desperate love story

I found that my love for her can cost me all my reputation, status and even my life. I have a feeling of throwing caution to the wind. -Jet Li vs Nina Li Chi

Love words that are most in line with biological laws

The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you.

The most torturous love words

Don't charm me with gentle call, don't charm me with Tingting's beautiful image, and don't make me suffer with affectionate eyes.

The most direct love words

I tell you: first, I love you; Second, I still love you; Third, I still love you ... I love you.