Radish and Cabbage
Xu Jingying
Radish said to Cabbage, If anyone hurts you in the future, I will be your retreat. Huh? Cabbage asked, what does this mean? The radish replied, that is to say, I will always be behind you.
I was about to kick my bookcase to hell when Xiao Zhou patted the children hard. My hands waved rhythmically in the air with the action of kicking, I wore my most expensive Nike shoes on my feet, and my mouth roared with anger. The boat was a little surprised to say, Xiao Qiao, you are really energetic, and you are still shouting labor songs for doing this little work.
The college entrance examination is like this. If you miss one point, you will miss your whole life. I lost two lives today, He Muqiao! Xiao Zhou said with a look of "it's all your fault", who told you to try to look up the book after the exam? Out of sight, out of mind.
I said yes, which won't arouse your sympathy. I'll do it another way. Then I squatted down in front of the bookcase and said piteously, boat, I really feel bad. The boat lovingly touched my head and said, Joe, don't be sad. You still have your words.
oh, Zhang mingyu. My whole summer vacation plan revolves around him. Zhang Mingyu is my great hero. He rode his bike through places that many people in the world yearn for. This summer vacation, he will go to the United States to promote the Beijing Olympic Games. Two days before the college entrance examination, I saw him collecting travelers on the Internet, and I was so excited that I signed up.
But when I told my best friend Meng Zhou about this plan, he didn't show any admiration. Instead, he said a lot of things like "Are you old enough" and "This approval is not reliable".
Now that the college entrance examination is finally over, Xiao Zhou showed me a very classical poster. I asked, what are you doing in the competition when you have nothing to do? He said that if you look at the prize, the winner will perform on the same stage with Ou Yang, and the repertoire is Yellow River.
Ou Yang is a world-class pianist and the pride of China.
Xiao Zhou said, why don't you sign up? Anyway, the final is in a month, and it won't take long. I said I wouldn't wade into this muddy water. I think you should know how many commercial elements there are in the piano industry. Xiao Zhou said that you can go to exercise. I said forget it, just as I think reading after the college entrance examination is the real reading, not practicing the piano for the competition is the real practicing for myself. Besides, I still have my English.
But the boat swallowed the weight this time-it was determined.
When he heard that I had to exercise hard to meet Zhang Mingyu, he said helplessly, Xiao Qiao, if Zhang Mingyu has a bad impression on you, you should consider me. I asked inexplicably, why? He said, I don't think you two are really suitable. I mean, I'm your retreat. Huh? I shouted on striking table, Meng Zhou, what the hell are you talking about!
It turns out that he has heard "traveling friend" as "girlfriend".
Then Xiao Zhou smiled bitterly for a while, and immediately made a "devil training plan" for me. Including running every day, doing 8 sit-ups, riding 1 kilometers and so on. And I want to "guide" Xiao Zhou to practice the piano, because our Belarusian teacher returned to China before the third year of high school.
I pushed the boat and asked, what exactly does your "retreat" mean? He replied, that is to say, I will always be behind you. But he thought about it and said, you'd better not go my way until there is no way out, because it's more appropriate for us to be friends, just like radish and cabbage.
I nodded. He trusted me and asked, can you also be my "retreat"? I said that of course I will always be behind you, but if no girl in the world likes you, you will think of my "retreat", so I'm sorry, I only have a dead end here.
Chinese cabbage asks radish, do you know why we are so strong that we don't cry? Radish shook his head. Cabbage said, because if we shed too many tears, I will become pickles and you will become dried radish.
Meng Zhou is my neighbor and good buddy. We met before we were born. We go to school together, learn piano together, go out to play together and even get sick together. We say we don't cry when each other is sad, and we are strong.
In the first grade of primary school, we were laughed at by some rascal boys. They called us little lovers. The boat caught fire and punched the head of the rascal. The little rascal was angry, too, and planned to fight the boat in groups. Unexpectedly, the boat was good at kung fu, but he beat them up.
from then on, I believed that Xiao Zhou's Taekwondo yellow belt was really not used to tie pants.
Xiao Zhou said to the teacher, I am a man, and men should know how to be kind. The teacher laughed and said, where are you a man? ! I scrambled to say, teacher, teacher, he is really not a woman, he goes to the men's room.
Later, I proudly asked me if I was humorous. Xiao Zhou said it was true, but I wondered why the teacher still asked me to copy the text ten times. I sighed and said, I'll copy it, because I'm so humorous.
does he think I have a sense of humor because of my love view? In fact, I can't talk about anything, mainly because I think the most romantic thing with a boy I like is to eat pumpkin seedlings in soup.
it's not that I think coffee is old-fashioned, but that western food tastes terrible. Once I went abroad and ate western food for a whole week. When I came back, I told Xiaozhou that I now know why western science and technology are developed, because their food and living conditions are too hard, and they are successful.
after laughing at me countless times, Xiao Zhou said, go and ask if there is anyone with a sense of humor like you.
I said I had already done this. I asked more than 1 people, and none of them thought it was more romantic to serve pumpkin seedlings in soup than coffee.
So Xiao Zhou said, Xiao Qiao, don't torture yourself. You just want to be different. I don't think this is a good word. You have to give an example. He said proudly, for example, everyone else thinks I'm handsome but you never think so. I said that it is not original, it should be called "everyone is drunk and I wake up alone."
When I was in Grade One, one of the three beauties in Grade One wrote him a letter, which he showed me, and it was quite bourgeois. I remember one sentence, "I know it will be hard for us to be together, but we are children who don't cry, because tears will dry up the river in our hearts."
finally, I dictated that he wrote a letter in response. "I am a radish that grows warmly and rapidly. I don't cry because the salinity of radish tears is too high, so I will become dried radish."
When Xiao Zhou found it sensational enough, he sent the letter. It must be the first time that a beautiful woman has been rejected, so she has to go to the class to find a boat in a rage. She threw the letter to the boat, leaving a sentence: how dare you treat me like this when I grow up like you?
Xiao Zhou said to the teacher, I am a man, and men should know how to be kind. The teacher laughed and said, where are you a man? ! I scrambled to say, teacher, teacher, he is really not a woman, he goes to the men's room.
Xiao Zhou said to the teacher, I am a man, and men should know how to be kind. The teacher laughed and said, where are you a man? ! I scrambled to say, teacher, teacher, he is really not a woman, he goes to the men's room.
Xiao Zhou said to the teacher, I am a man, and men should know how to be kind. The teacher laughed and said, where are you a man? ! I scrambled to say, teacher, teacher, he is really not a woman, he goes to the men's room.