What are the ancient poems revised by primary school students?

The ancient poems casually changed by primary school students are as follows:

1, Hungry, Hungry, Xiang Tiange, plucking and boiling water, braising big fat goose.

The foot of my bed gave off such bright light that the thief climbed into the window. Open the safe, bills.

3, sleep in spring without washing feet, mosquitoes bite everywhere. At night, Hong Kong feet stink.

4, no bamboo is vulgar, no meat is thin. Not rotten or thin, bamboo shoots and braised pork.

Hold your hand and drag it away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

6. Walking at dusk one day, I saw a boy pretending to be cool, vomiting, vomiting, and bent his head to hit a tree!

7. In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and mosquito bites were everywhere. At night, no one can escape.

8, Rizhao incense burner gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.