Bajie's letter to Chang 'e
Dear moth:
Hello.
I'm gone, I don't know how long it takes to get to Wan Li, and I don't know how long it will take. I left and went to an unknown place. These days, I have been thinking about what mistakes I made. I will be sent to earth from Marshal Tian Peng to be a pig that is not as good as cattle and horses. I am also an open leader at the ministerial level in heaven. Why do I have to suffer so much after making such a small mistake? Am I too good to be hated? Or are you excellent enough to be envied?
Honestly, I'm leaving, and you're the one who can't let go. You are a flower between heaven and earth. When you were dancing in the Guanghan Palace, I knew that the Jade Emperor's eyes were wide open. Every time I pull him by the collar and say to him, your majesty, the queen mother is jealous again. You should be careful that the backyard will catch fire.
Dear moths, what can we do to make you hate me so much and sue me in front of the Jade Emperor? You once said to my face that it was just a small punishment. Is it really small? You know, from fairy to pig, it's a huge life experience. My face, my body and my heart were badly hurt. My former friends were stunned. Is that still the marshal's brother patrolling the sky on a white horse? Why is his brawniness, his height and his bravery gone forever?
It is said that you are Pan Yudi. I still don't give up. I love you to death, but I have never stopped you. Since you stole the forbidden fruit and left this world, Hou Yi's brother can't catch up with you, and you have become so unreasonable. After making eyes at men and finding a new lover, I immediately kicked my old lover away. Io, I'm telling you, you've gone too far. You've ruined the happiness of my life. Up to now, I can't even conquer Gao Cuilan, an ordinary woman in the world. It makes people feel sad.
However, I don't regret my love for you. Although it is broken, I have no regrets, even though it has been notorious for thousands of years. Since I once had it, why care about eternity? Just be careful in the sky, and the heavenly queen is not easy to mess with. Although she had a one-night stand with Zhou Muwang, if you touch her man, she won't let you have a good life.
Io, I'm leaving, big brother They want to rush me on my way, and master. Anyway, the Jade Emperor still has some humanity. He didn't kill me with a stick. He asked me to continue the Long March with Elder Tang. It is said that taking back the scriptures can still be a bodhisattva like Lohan. But disfigurement is hard to say.
The chance of holding hands in this life is too slim, but I have been thinking about your good.
Don't forget your canopy.
Chang 'e's letter to Bajie
Hello, Bajie:
After reading the letter, I was deeply moved. Now we are all old people. Now I think of the past, as if yesterday, thousands of years have passed. It's rare that you still have such a deep affection for me!
As you said, when we were young, we didn't understand love. Although you had irrational behavior towards me at the beginning, now that I think about it, I should never treat you like that. You just like me, but you don't really hurt me. Why should I sue you in court? People have the right to love and the right not to love, what's more, which boys and girls don't love? When I was young, it was inevitable that I would be fidgety when I met a beautiful girl like me. Being loved is much happier than not being loved. I remember that you lost your job and labor insurance for me in recent years and suffered so much. I really feel sorry for that. Alas, don't say anything, feudal thoughts kill people!
Bajie, I just want to tell you that the dream lover will be old. For thousands of years, although I am a fairy, I can't change the fate of getting old. Now I am not what I used to be: moving like a delicate flower, still like a weak willow, with a face like a peach blossom. At the age of 28, I am breathless, and everyone praises the beauty of Chang 'e. I just want to keep my beautiful image in your heart since ancient times. Let's cherish this beautiful emotion!
Bajie, don't be sad. Either I am fickle, or we can get along for a year or so. What can we do? Think about it, can the leader leave us alone? Others don't say, his seven girls are not separated because they are with Xiaodong, a mortal. No house, no hukou, no job. Xiaodong is on the other side of the river, carrying two broken baskets, pulling two children one by one, and seven girls are on the other side of the river, all day in Lacrimosa. What a pity! Don't think you are still a canopy marshal. You know, you are a mortal now. If you get married, it's not as simple as separation. Maybe we will all be demoted. At my age, it's not a waste of time if a rich man takes off to be a beautiful lady in the lower world. But what about you? You know, you are a pig now. be what you wanna be Pigs are not qualified to be? Even as a noble lady, I have never left you, and I don't know what you will become. A large group of cats and dogs, where to find you? Besides, I found you. I am a beautiful young lady. If I really married a nobody's cat and dog, I'm afraid I would have been sent to an insane asylum. Be reasonable, for both of us, and for the tragedy of beauty and the beast not to repeat itself, let's cherish the good life now!
Bajie, I also want to tell you that maybe it was possible a few years ago, but it is really impossible now. In those years, as you said, I had a hard time alone, sitting alone with the light on, sleepless nights. Several years ago, I finally made up my mind. Just after Princess Tiefan and Niuwangmo divorced, I secretly married Niu Lao. Now he and I have emigrated to Mars. I also copied a quotation from Comrade Zhao Benshan. )
I'll tell you one thing. A while ago, we saw a Mars car sent by the United States. The old cow and I were extremely happy. It would be better if the car from our hometown could come!
Bajie, I am writing to you this time, and there is one more thing I want to trouble you to deal with. I have two children with the old cow. They came to the world privately. I heard that one of them got mad cow disease while studying in England, and the other came to our hometown. Although life is ok, at the end of each year, the local people can't finish the tasks assigned by their superiors, and they always blow him half to death. Although the old cow and I are very distressed, how can it be beyond our power?
Bajie, thank you for your late love. I will quietly hide it in my heart. As the saying goes, it is difficult to be a tired lover, and life is full of helplessness. Let's cherish it together!
Bajie, I want to tell you that if there is an afterlife, I am willing to get back together with you!
Please send me an email when you write in the future. Our old cow is learning to surf the Internet. I wonder what he will think when he reads your letter! If one day you miss me, visit my personal website, where there are my photos! My website is: 3W. Chang 'e. Anti-mother)
I wish you happiness and happiness!
Chang'e
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