An adaptation of a funny ancient poem

The adapted funny ancient poems are as follows:

1, when those red berries come in spring, listen to me. Your southern branch is flushed, don't call me infatuated. Take it home for a hug. I love you more for me. As a symbol of our love, I love you forever. Dear, I wish you happiness forever. I love you.

2. Don't dream of going to Xie Jia, and don't be distracted; Turn around in the small corridor and miss you day and night. Affectionate only spring moon, the bright moon represents my heart; It is better to stay away from others and accompany your dreams. I wish you a safe, carefree, happy and auspicious life, dear!

3. The Yellow River is far away from white clouds, and Hongyan sends books to express her thoughts; An isolated city, Wan Ren Mountain, the true feelings will never change. Why should a strong brother complain about willow and love you without regret? Spring breeze has nothing to do with Yumen Pass, but the years move the sky. Honey, when will you marry me? Waiting for you to love you for ten thousand years!

Being a stranger in a foreign land makes you unhappy when you leave your hometown. Every holiday, I miss my relatives more. I drink a little wine alone and have no one to accompany me. When I know where my brother climbs, I will send a message to bless the people I love every day. May the relatives in my hometown be healthy and safe!

5, willow green Jiang Shuiping, remember to eat sesame seeds cake for breakfast. Listening to the songs on the Langjiang River, I spent my life happily. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west. Anyway, I love you the most. Tao is beautiful and sunny, which warms your heart and true feelings. Dear, believe me, you are the love of my life.