Snow poem
Zhang Tang Judas
The river is general, and the well is black.
The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.
This poem was handed down by Zhang, and it is also the origin of limerick.
It's all about snow, but there is not a word "snow". But the shape and spirit of snow are vivid, especially the last word "swollen" is very vivid.
The name of Yellow Crane Tower
A monk
Hit the Yellow Crane Tower with one punch and turn Nautilus Island with one foot.
There is a scene in front of me in which Cui Hao wrote a poem.
Cui Hao of the Tang Dynasty climbed the Yellow Crane Tower to enjoy the scenery and wrote the famous poem "Yellow Crane Tower". Later, Li Bai also boarded the Yellow Crane Tower. He was full of poetry. When he was about to start writing poems, he looked up and saw Cui Hao's poems. He felt surprised and ashamed. He sighed: "There is no scenery in front of him, and Cui Hao wrote a poem on it." Later, a monk wrote a doggerel on the Yellow Crane Tower.
Play Du Fu's poems
Tang Libai
Every mountain meets Du Fu, and Dai Li stands out on the first day.
In order to ask me why I was born too thin, I only suffered from never writing poetry.
Li Bai and Du Fu, one called "Poet Fairy" and the other called "Poet Sage", are the two most outstanding poets in the Tang Dynasty. It is said that Li Bai is conceited and open-minded. He once wrote this poem and laughed at Du Fu's rut.
Stewed pork poem with bamboo shoots
Dongpo of Su Song
No bamboo makes people vulgar, no meat makes people thin.
Not rotten or thin, bamboo shoots and braised pork.
Su Dongpo is known as "Dongpo Jushi". Although his official career is not smooth and he has been relegated repeatedly, he is still free and enjoys food. Dongpo likes to eat meat, and the famous dish "Dongpo Meat" in Hangzhou was formally created by Su Dongpo.
Guess poetry
Song Ouyang xiu
The wall was wet with heavy rain, and Zhuge had no intention of looking for Sean.
Guan Yu fled the Red Rabbit Horse, and Liu Bei went to the battlefield with a knife.
It is said that after Ouyang Xiu went to a new restaurant for dinner, the owner asked how the food tasted. Ouyang Xiu wrote this limerick by guessing and homophonic, which subtly revealed "lack of interest and taste":
The first answer is "no roof", that is, no salt; The second sentence "no calculation" means no garlic;
The third sentence "no rein" means no ginger; The fourth sentence "no general" means no sauce.
Breakfast poem
Song Yang Wanli
On the boat, I only make up poems. I read Tang poems and read the Mid-levels.
It's not that the old lady doesn't eat, it's breakfast.
Yang Wanli, a poet in the Song Dynasty, insisted on reading in the morning every day. He works very hard and is not allowed to be disturbed. He often forgets to eat breakfast and writes this limerick as a self-mockery.
Honesty as an official poem
Xu Ming Jiujing
Wearing their jobs, being an official doesn't save energy.
I don't care about peace, I only care about injustice.
Xu Jiujing was a famous upright official in Ming Dynasty. As the hero of many literary works such as drama, film and television, he was widely praised by later generations. This jingle not only reflects his ruling philosophy, but also reflects his incorruptibility as an official.
A poem satirizing "this trip"
Qing Sun Weiqi
There is a lot of shit on the white wall, which is not a poem or a song.
If you have real talent, why don't you take the exam that year?
Graffiti on places of interest seems to have existed since ancient times. It is said that this poem was written by Sun Weiqi, a juren in Qing Dynasty, when he visited Laoshan Mountain in Anhui one day. He found the words "come here" and "come here" engraved on the tower wall.
Historically, Jie Jin in Ming Dynasty wrote the most limerick poems.
Jie Jin claimed to be the first gifted scholar in Ming Dynasty, and was the editor-in-chief of Yongle Dadian. He was brilliant since he was a child, and by the time he was eight, he was able to write and write poems. /kloc-at the age of 0/8, Jie Jin won the first prize in Xie Yuan. At that time, it was raining, and Jie Jin slipped with joy. The villagers laughed at him when they saw it. Jie Jin eloquently wrote this limerick:
spring rain
Spring rain is as expensive as oil and flows all over the street.
I fell down to study for a bachelor's degree and laughed at a herd of cows.
Hearing Jie Jin's limerick, everyone laughed even harder.
On one occasion, Zhu Yuanzhang asked Jie Jin to go fishing together, but the emperor didn't catch any, while Jie Jin caught a few. See Zhu Yuanzhang's displeasure, Jie Jin cheerfully gave Zhu Yuanzhang a doggerel:
When a few feet of silk falls into the water, the golden thread fishing is thrown away forever.
All the fish are afraid to go to the emperor. Long live the king who only catches dragons.