& gt& gt How did Pig Bajie flirt with Chang 'e?

The hero crashed into the Guanghan Palace and the romantic fairy came to meet him. It is heartbreaking to see her appearance, and it is difficult to get rid of the old mortal heart. Without losing respect, I have to rest with Chang 'e. If you don't listen again and again, you won't be happy if you hide. Lust is like the sky, thunder is like thunder, and it almost overturns the sky. I was unlucky that day when I picked up the Lingguan and hit the Jade Emperor. It is difficult to get out of the cold besieged city without ventilation. But the gods caught me, and wine was not afraid in my heart. Take him to Lingxiao to see the Jade Emperor and demand that he be executed according to law. 1. Break into Guanghan Palace. "Be brave", that is to say, none of you dare! Only I dare! Look at me! Why did he have the courage to run to the villa to flirt with Chang 'e? Because of the permission of the Jade Emperor. 2. Here comes the romantic fairy. Note: Chang 'e came to meet him. How did Chang 'e know that he would come today? Probably because he comes here often, every day. It's hard to get rid of the old mortal heart by watching her look thrilling. The word "holding people's souls" is enough to show that Marshal Tian Peng met Chang 'e for the first time, and he didn't come often, dropping every day. So, who did Chang 'e come to see? We don't know, but someone must come here often, every day. 4. Hold Chang 'e and have a rest. I didn't say anything as soon as I came up. I grabbed Chang 'e and let her sleep with me. Marshal Tian Peng is really, how to treat Chang 'e as a prostitute! 5. If you don't obey again and again, why not? There should be two reasons for this: first, Chang 'e is not waiting for him, and second, there must be someone else nearby, because Tian Pengyuan Shuai came as a hero. 6. I am not happy to hide. I have long heard that you are a romantic fairy. Why did you hide when I came? Playing innocent with Lao tze? So my heart is unhappy, and if you don't obey me, I will be hard! 7. The desire for sex is like thunder, which almost overturns the sky. This is too exaggerated. No matter how you say it, it won't be so big. No matter how Chang 'e called, she would not have nearly knocked down Tianguan Que, so it must be Tian Pengyuan Shuai calling, in order to let everyone know. 8. Pick up Lingguan and hit the Jade Emperor. It is very clear in the original work that Chang 'e did not complain, but was found to have complained by patrolling. Guanghan Palace was surrounded and he was taken down. I had bad luck that day. That day, is the most unlucky day! They caught us before we could do it. Marshal Tian Peng is in charge of100000 Tianhe sailors. This right should be great, equivalent to the prefect of the water army. It is estimated that he has been the commander of the naval local military region by now. He can get into this position, which shows that he is not an ordinary fairy, and his capacity for alcohol will certainly not be low. Most of them are very big. It is said that he won't make such a mistake. Even if he made such a mistake, he wouldn't let everyone know. So we have reason to suspect that this is intentional, and its purpose is to be down-to-earth. In this matter, there should be an agreement between Tian Peng Yuan Shuai and the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor gave Chang 'e to Tian Peng, and Tian Peng helped the Jade Emperor kill Monkey Sun. The Jade Emperor arranged for Tian Peng Yuan Shuai to kill the Monkey King, which is the best candidate, because Tian Peng Yuan Shuai and the Monkey King are similar in skill (there is a record of fighting behind, and they fought until dawn, indicating that he was not much worse than the Monkey King), and the old man himself made a nine-toothed rake with God's ice iron. Even if you are a copper head and iron brain, this palladium will make you stunned! You can definitely rake the monkey under Wuxing Mountain to death! Marshal Tian Peng's only grievance is that he was caught by Chang 'e before he came here. Therefore, Tian Peng was very angry, and the Jade Emperor gave him a wash. So after he came to earth, he didn't finish the task given to him by the jade emperor, but dragged it slowly. Marshal Tian Peng was reincarnated as a boar essence, and many people felt sorry for him. In fact, Marshal Tian Peng was very happy. This guy is a thief and a thief. Don't take him for a fool. Immortals are all made by people. Compared with people, they live much longer and have stronger skills, that is, they are a more advanced person. The only difference is prohibition! No matter whether it is a Taoist fairy or a Buddhist fairy, sexual life is forbidden! If the immortal had no sexual desire, there would be no such ban, and there would be no immortal Fansi running down to find a man to love. Why? It's still the establishment problem mentioned earlier. Once the immortals have sex, the children are immortals when they are born, which leads to the rapid expansion of the number of immortals! A large number of immortals will not be placed! The resources of the fairy world will be rapidly reduced or even collapsed! This is basically the same as human beings. I used to be able to get married at the age of 12 or 13, but later I was not allowed to get married so early. You must be seventeen or eighteen, then twenty-one or twenty-two, then twenty-four or five. It is conceivable that if people's life span is extended indefinitely, you may not be allowed to have sex one day! The celestial world forbids sexual life, and the punishment for those who dare to violate the ban is extremely cruel! However, this ban in the celestial world can only scare those timid people, but it can't cure smooth people at all! For a little fairy, if you dare to break the routine and have sex, "coming to earth" is like expelling you from school, and the whole school informs you to go back to your hometown. Do you think you're scared? For those smooth immortals, there is nothing to be afraid of. "Down-to-earth", just like a business trip, is eager to have more business trip opportunities! If you mess around outside, your control will be relatively loose. For example, if students rent a house outside the school and cadres look for hotels in other provinces, the ban will not be very useful. Caught is also a big deal. Therefore, Pig Bajie seems to be demoted, but in fact he is happy! The jade emperor told him to come down and kill the monkey, so he slipped out to play, lest our comrade Zhu Bajie hang himself in a tree! Comrade Zhu Bajie always does things with two hands ready and double insurance. Whoever treats him like a fool is the real fool! Look at him. The monkey rake thing has long been forgotten. He immediately found a lover, Sister Egg, who died in less than a year. As for him, he immediately found a lover, Miss Gao, who was dying when Tang Priest came! If you don't come, you must die again!