A teenager in green came to the door of Useless Zhai and looked up at the worn plaque.
He looks only seven or eight years old, with two braids, red lips and white teeth, and his face is like silver. Big black eyes full of cunning. On his way, pedestrians looked askance at him, and everyone looked at his cute appearance. I can't help wondering, who is so blessed and gave birth to such an aura? What is even more surprising is that in this late autumn season, he only wears a green light coat. Isn't it cold?
"Hello, is this shop occupied?"
As soon as the child entered the shop, he began to shout loudly.
The boss ten years ago is no different from the boss ten years later, except that he was the only one in the useless den at that time, without Axiu and Xiaoshi.
Hearing the shouts, the boss didn't look up and continued to concentrate on reading.
"Hey, are you deaf? Master, let me ask you something? "
The boss still didn't answer, stretched out his slender fingers and turned the pages of the book.
"What are you doing in this shop? Is this a place to sell things? You won't be picking up garbage! " The green boy continued to provoke.
"What do you want to buy?" The boss finally took his eyes off the book.
"That depends on what you have in this stupid shop."
"I have everything here, nothing."
"I want to choose something useful to me. Do you? "
"I'm afraid this will disappoint you."
"Why?"
"Other stores are looking for someone, and I am looking for someone here." The boss said flatly.
"Who will choose?"
"Well, the things here are useless to most people. Only a few people can let them play their due role. "
"What about you?"
"Me?"
"Are you useful or useless?"
"I like them. For most people, I am just a useless person. "
"What about those people?" The green boy asked cautiously, with a nervous tone, but he deliberately controlled it and didn't show any concern.
"For some people who are destined to be, maybe I am still useful." The boss said wryly.
The boy was silent, looking at the items in the shop, and it took a long time to make a sound.
"You have a good temper."
"What?"
"Yes, that's great. Not like a capable person at all. "
"Is it in your eyes that a capable person is arrogant and arrogant?"
"Yes, at least that's what happened to me."
"You know, in fact, I'm not particularly good-tempered, just being polite to you."
"Why?" The boy in green pretended to be calm, but his hand became a fist.
"I have always been tolerant of dying people." The boss looked straight at the child in front of him and said with a smile.
"You? ! "The boy in green suddenly changed color and pointed to the boss trembling and said," How do you know? Don't blame me! "
"All dying, so high-profile. You are really ignorant and fearless. " The boss said sarcastically.
The green boy's face changed for a moment. Finally, he gritted his teeth and sat down on the ground. "Daxian, please save my life!" "
"The practice of mountains and rivers, vegetation and fate is an attempt to live forever and lead to heaven. Heaven is like this, what can I do? "
"Wait, boss!"
"hmm? What's wrong? "
"The green boy, exactly is what position? Demons and ghosts? " Small stone asked excitedly.
"No, this is him." The boss raised the paper umbrella.
"Is he an umbrella?"
"No, he is a locust tree essence."
Vegetation monster? It turned out to be true. Everyone's eyes are full of shock.
"Boss, I found that since I met you, my normal world outlook has been refreshing. Forget the ghost. Now even the vegetation is good. Is this still the world where I have lived for so long? " Captain Ma threw up.
"Hey, you let the boss go on. I still want to hear the story, boss. What happened later? " Oriental rain said.
"Later, of course, later ..."
"I also know that this Armageddon is serious. The first nine times I hid for a hundred years, and this time I hid for a thousand years, which is different from the past. I can't hide it without the help of the distinguished people. Miss Wang, you pity me for not practicing hard. I am grateful for the help this time and for the rest of my life. " At the end of the speech, the boy burst into tears and kowtowed.
"What can I do for you? This is your own disaster, and it is difficult for others to intervene. "
"It's just as well, only Mr Will you make moves. My parents-in-law said, if I want to survive this disaster safely, boss, you are the only hope. "
Land, I said, how did he know to come to me, a stranger practicing in the mountains? It turned out to be them. They were afraid of taking responsibility, so they left the mess to me. This is really ... the boss thinks.
It turns out that the boy in green looks like a boy on the surface, but in fact he is over 900 years old and is about to reach the Millennium mark. He is also a child prodigy. Since he was conscious, he planned to hold his thigh and lean against the tree to enjoy the cool. Just hug whose thigh? This is a big problem. You need to find a good backer. How to get along when you get out?
He thought for a long time, and finally turned his attention to the mountain gods here. From then on, as long as he has time, he will wander around the mountain god and make love frequently. It doesn't matter whether you accept the gift or not. The key is attitude.
The mountain god in his place is a kind person. Different from other hills, creatures who practice in the mountains are plundered and exploited. Sophora japonica essence has been going back and forth for hundreds of years, and the two naturally know each other. Mountain gods don't take him as an outsider, after all, they have been with him for hundreds of years.
Although Sophora japonica essence is a high-profile person who likes ostentation and extravagance, she has never done anything bad. So when Sophora japonica essence is in the mountains, under his name, he turns a blind eye. This also led to the arrogant style of Sophora japonica essence.
Unfortunately, the good times didn't last long, and the mountain god foresaw that the disaster of Sophora japonica essence was coming.
It turns out that Sophora japonica essence doesn't think so, thinking that this Armageddon only needs to find a remote place as usual, hide its shape and wait for it to pass.
However, the mountain god told him that the Millennium robbery was different from usual. Before the lightning strike, because Sophora japonica was in the mountains and didn't do anything unnatural, plus its own shelter, it survived safely. But this time is different. The origin of the Millennium catastrophe is a taboo for practitioners. If there is no way, Sophora japonica essence will probably die.
Sophora japonica is in a hurry, begging the mountain god for help. The years in the mountains were hard, and Sophora japonica essence accompanied him for hundreds of years, and they had feelings for each other. It is an affectionate pet that has been kept for several years, not to mention the locust tree essence that has accompanied it for hundreds of years.
But after all, Armageddon is aimed at Sophora japonica essence himself, and there is nothing the mountain god can do. If you do it directly, you will be cursed. Just when they were at a loss, the friend of the mountain god, the land father-in-law and the mother-in-law came to visit. Hearing about their situation, the land father-in-law told them that the owner of the useless Zhai in Hangzhou was a strange man. They have a department, so it's not convenient to intervene, but the boss is different. I guess he's the only one who can find it.
That's why there was a scene in which Sophora japonica essence came to be useless.
-"land, mountain god? ! ! "Captain Ma thundered in his heart.
"How can I help you?" The boss looked at the green boy kneeling in front of him and asked helplessly.
I've kept a low profile enough, so why ... no wonder, how many things can be hidden in this land?
"It's easy, Sir. At noon tomorrow, all you have to do is stop the person who passed by the store and turned the sky upside down! "
"Huh?"
"I'm the one who robbed, and that person is the one I should rob this time!" The boy in green shouted excitedly.
really troublesome ...