In daily study, work or life, everyone must come into contact with or use text messages. There are many types of text messages, which can be divided into holiday congratulations and blessings, major events, expressing thoughts and other emotions, and business Communication, entertainment, humor, advertising and other types. I believe that many friends are very troubled by editing text messages. Here are the April Fools' Day confession messages that I have carefully compiled for your reference. I hope it can help friends in need. April Fool's Day Confession Text 1
1. When the wolf comes, the pig's nest is in chaos. The mother pig arranges: The big pig blocks the door! The second pig blocks the window! When the little pig is seen, the mother pig comes. He got angry and shouted: Third brother, stop reading the text messages! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!
2. The golden one is the sunshine; the red one is the lantern; the fragrant one is the rice; the hot one is the hot pot; the spicy one is the strong liquor; the numb one is you ...I got an electric shock again. You should have stopped reading text messages a long time ago!
3. No matter how big the world is, there is always a place for you; no matter how wide the sea is, there is always a ship that can carry you; no matter how long the time is, There is always a fate waiting for you; no matter how many holidays there are, there is always one made for you. Before it arrives, I wish you a happy April Fools' Day!
4. Give you the twelve zodiac signs: I wish you are as smart as a mouse , as strong as an ox, as bold as a tiger, as cute as a rabbit, as confident as a dragon, as charming as a snake, as romantic as a horse, as docile as a sheep, as naughty as a monkey, as beautiful as a chicken, as loyal as a dog, and as long as a pig. Happy April Fool's Day, colleagues!
5. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. I am fascinated by your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquettish cuteness and even the way you sleep! But what fascinates me the most is What makes you angry is that you keep losing hair even if you don’t catch mice!
6. One day, a pair of flies, mother and son, had lunch together. The son asked the mother fly: "Why do we eat poop every day?" The mother fly said angrily: "Don't say such disgusting words when eating, eat it while it's hot!" Happy April Fool's Day!
7. Four A mouse brags: A: "I eat rat poison as candy every day;" B: "I don't step on a mouse and pinch my feet for a day;" C: "I don't feel safe on the street only a few times a day;" D: "I don't have time. It's early, go home and hug the cat. "Happy April Fool's Day!
8. The miser went out for something, and was afraid that others would steal the wine he just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I am in the cup. He spit out a mouthful of phlegm. After a while he came back and found that there were a few more words on the note: "I spit out a mouthful too!" Happy April Fool's Day!
9. In a restaurant, a baby was crying, and the young woman quickly lifted her clothes to prepare for breastfeeding. The waiter immediately came to stop, and the young woman was furious: Isn’t this okay? Waiter: It’s okay to show your breasts, but you can’t bring your own drinks!
10. If you are a shooting star, I will chase you. If you If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you are a star, I will fall in love with you. Unfortunately... you are an orangutan and I can only see you in the zoo! Oh, what a pity! April Fool's Day Confession Text 2
< p> 1. On April Fool’s Day, I wish you live a life as foolish as water, full of foolish abilities, foolish wealth every month, unremitting efforts in doing things, endless foolishness in food, chatting and laughing after tea and meals, so your troubles and foolishness disappear, and you are a fool. Happy April Fool's Day!2. On April Fool's Day, I wish you to live like a fool, have wealth every month, be foolish in doing things, be foolish in your abilities, eat foolishly in endless ways, and be as wise as a fool. April Fool's Day Happy!
3. Today is April Fool’s Day. Be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that there is an epidemic of fool’s disease recently. The symptom is that you always look at text messages with your mobile phone, and the one who grins the most Seriously, you have to be careful!
4. On days when it is difficult to tell the truth from the false, vulgar roses and disgusting love words, I kneel down on one knee in a crowded square and say I love you. Dear, forgive me for using these stupidest and stupidest methods. I wish you a happy holiday!
5. In spring, I will give you a smiling face to make you sleepless. In spring, I will give you a smile. I will give you some little poems to make your imagination wander. In spring, I will give you a heartbeat to make your April Fool's Day happier than anyone else.
6. A little like, a little love, a happy life but also helplessness. You are here between work. Do you think there is someone there? Walking on the street and seeing bad people, it makes me pull my head out. Happy April Fool's Day!
7. You took a bite of the apple and it became a famous brand. You called KFC "Grandpa" and it became popular all over the world. In Japan, you said "Sare Nara". Tsunamis and earthquakes, your charm, the world Motivation, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.
8. These days, there is simply no justice: students need to test their grades, workers need to test their performance, and leaders need to test their political performance. April Fool’s Day is coming soon, and they have to test their brains, and their nerves are tense, allowing high IQ to take over. Highland!
9. The train is speeding up, the Beijing-Shanghai high-speed railway is open, and the thinking must keep up. April Fool's Day is coming, so be prepared in advance: Be energetic and concentrate on fifteen Don’t let your friends fool you into thinking of Amitabha!
10. Has anyone ever told you: You are very good-looking? You have thick eyebrows and big eyes like Zhu Shimao, and a tall nose like Jiancang Gao. The corner of his mouth curled up even more than that of Xingzi. I'll fool you, but I'll fool you: Happy April Fool's Day!
11. Beginner class: Chemical fertilizers will evaporate.
Intermediate class: black fertilizer turns gray, gray fertilizer turns black. Advanced class: Black fertilizer will volatilize when it turns gray; gray fertilizer will volatilize and turn black. MBA class: Black fertilizer will evaporate and the flowers will fly away; gray fertilizer will evaporate and become black and the flowers will fly away. Happy April Fool's Day!
12. Pig hunting notice: I lost a purebred white pig. Characteristics: Smart, considerate, carrying a mobile phone and checking text messages. After reading the message, the pig will reply to the owner quickly! The owner misses you so much now!
13. A lazy cat The mouse who pursued a man like crazy finally got married. After the marriage, the cat protected the mouse in every possible way. The mouse quickly became fat. The mouse was very moved: Why are you so kind to me, my dear! The cat laughed and said: You will know when you get a little fatter.
14. Announcement: April Fool’s Day is coming. The text messages you received on April 1st are all fake and have completely opposite meanings. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: You are the public lover who is handsome and graceful, with a beautiful appearance and a devilish figure!
15. Sha Monk said: I have 16 changes! Bajie said: I have 32 changes! Wukong said : I have 72 changes! Tang Monk was furious: I haven’t seen you change your phone number on the Xitian Road. You guys are using your mobile phones to read text messages! Happy April Fools’ Day!
16. April Fools’ Day is here, I want to wish you the best. Happy April Fool's Day to you: I hope you have clever tricks to trick people, tricks to fool people, and tricks to make you funny. If you fall into my trick on April 1st, I won't worry about you, and be happy. This text message is a preview.
17. Forget all holidays, I have to send you a message on April Fool’s Day. A text message, a greeting, a happy life; a text message, a greeting, a friendly tease: Happy April Fools’ Day!
18. I’ll give you a basket of fruit: There’s a gourd with a figure like yours in it, like you A watermelon for your face, a strawberry like your nose, a lychee like your youth beans, a pistachio like your eyes, and a durian like your body scent! Happy April Fool's Day!
19. There used to be many I didn't know how to cherish the opportunity before me, until I realized that I would never have the chance to say those five words to you. I prayed and hoped hard, and finally waited until God gave me this opportunity. I will say it loudly to you now: Happy April Fools' Day!
20. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I didn't think of you, I wouldn't have noticed it. Days pass day by day, today is your good day, you must not forget, today is your holiday, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day! April Fool's Day Confession Text 3
1. The toad pursues the swan, The swan said disdainfully: If I had grown up like you, I would have died early! The toad refused: The pig is still alive and well! After hearing this, the pig felt aggrieved: I was just reading text messages, who did I provoke? < /p>
2. Urgent reminder: There is a fear of tornado weather in the near future. Be sure to carry two 10-kilogram dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west by the strong wind. Those weighing less than 50 kilograms must double the amount!
3. Note: You have sent multiple pornographic text messages continuously. This bureau officially warns you! If found again, you will be immediately shut down and logged in. Reimbursement number, please exercise self-discipline! Mobile Inspection Office.
4. Dear users, the free phone credit day held on February 5th was quite successful and very popular. To express our gratitude, a tongue twister contest will be held in the near future. The slogan is: 2, 5, 2, 5. Prosperous. The person who speaks the fastest 25 times in a row will receive 250 yuan in phone fees. Practice as soon as possible and wait to participate.
5. Now please touch your face and look in the mirror and smile. If your skin color is pink and the hair on your face is tender and soft, it means you are very healthy. Well, that’s it for our “Pig Raising Knowledge Lecture” this time.
6. One day, a drunk man took a taxi home after drinking. He stopped a 110 patrol car and shouted: Even if you pay one yuan per kilometer, there is no need to write in such a big word!
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7. I lost the fight between glutinous rice and steamed stuffed buns. I was very dissatisfied when I met Siomai on the road and hit me immediately. When I saw Siomai, I immediately took off my coat and said angrily that I was actually an undercover agent!
< p> 8. You are the rose in my heart, but it is a pity that I withdrew; you are the moon in the sky, but it is covered by the clouds; you are Chang'e who descended to earth, but it is a pity that she touched the ground face first.9. Grandmother and granddaughter are in the consulting room. Undress, the doctor said to the pretty girl. No, doctor, said the old lady: I ??am a patient. Really? Then stick out your tongue.
10. You are both beautiful and cute! Smart and characterful! Kind yet courageous! There are so many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me for April Fools’ Day. Let me show you!
11. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is better than Sun Wukong. Still empty.
12. An old lady loved to play mahjong during her lifetime. After her death, her children suggested that she send mahjong to her body for burial, but one woman was worried: What if she calls us if there are not enough people?
13 , Cucumber cried out for love, Eggplant comforted her: love is not only sweet and intoxicating, but also heartbreaking and tearful.
Alas! Who made you fall in love with onions?
14. I dreamed last night that you and I were walking on the beach. Suddenly a water monster jumped out and grabbed you and threw you away just as you were about to eat it. I asked Why doesn't it eat you? It replied: "I'm afraid of getting sick."
15. If autumn goes, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world goes, I will love you in heaven; if I go, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad!
16. After waiting for a long time, the salary has gone up; after thinking about it for a long time, the property price has dropped; after buying it for a long time, I won the lottery; after thinking about it for a long time, my wife has It's been a long time since your holiday is here, and I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for you on April Fool's Day.
17. When I’m upset, you don’t bother me; when I miss you, you kiss my ear; when I’m helpless, you say hello to me; when I’m happy, you dance with me; without you, I don’t know what to do! Say thank you on April Fool’s Day: cell phone.
18. The sky would not be blue without you, and the earth would not turn without you; you are our pride, and it is you who make this festival more happy; at this moment, I send you a congratulatory message and wish you the best. Smile brightly on your holiday; Happy April Fool's Day!
19. Note: April Fool's Day is coming, and the text messages you receive on April 1st are all fake and have completely opposite meanings! Please pay attention !The following is the first one: You are the public lover who is as beautiful as a flower, handsome in the wind, and has a devilish figure!
20. April Fool’s Day is here, and I want to wish you a happy holiday: I hope you have clever tricks to deal with people, There are tricks to fooling people, and there are tricks to being funny. On April 1st, you fell into my trick, and I didn’t worry about it. I was happy. This text message is a forecast.
21. Before April Fool’s Day comes, I remind you: Fools must be thorough and don’t get angry when being fooled. Tricks must be hidden and plans must be thorough. Deceiving people must rely on text messages and send them in large quantities. It's so stupid that it has a purpose, it's so stupid that it's meaningful, it's so stupid that it's unprecedented.
22. Turn all the laughter today into cream, all the fun into chocolate, and all the happiness into cake for you. Then write my blessing on it: Happy April Fool's Day! May you have a relaxing and happy day.
23. A fisherman sits on a fishing boat in the rain and catches thousands of fish. A basket full of happiness, a string of wealth and success, endless good health and good luck. May you have a relaxing and happy day. Happy April Fool’s Day to the luckiest fisherman!
24. What is a lover? Someone who spends the whole day with you! What is a fool? A person who counts money even after being sold. !What kind of person is a fool? The kind who read text messages! Haha, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
25. If you want to lie, lie. It is hard to lie today. If you want to scold, just scold, today Swearing is all false; brag if you want, bragging is not illegal today; send it if you want, a text message is nothing, haha, have fun on April Fool's Day!
26. The most painful thing in the world Do you know what it is? It’s that you were deceived even though you were very smart. Do you know what is the most painful thing in the world? It is that you are obviously very smart but you have to celebrate this holiday - April Fool's Day.
27. Call the police: Someone looks at you wrongly, smiles at you, or sends a text message in advance saying that you are a famous animal fooling you. This is a kind of care for you, smile Acceptance is just one day, isn’t it? Happy April Fool’s Day to everyone!
28. On this day, please always stay vigilant. Be alert to all unknown events that may happen. Remember to use your smart brain to distinguish this day full of deception and innocence. Otherwise, I can only wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!
29. A big cow came to you and stepped on you angrily. This is the first time. What did I say? You must steal my feces again! You are speechless. As a headless fly, this is not your fault. Happy April Fool's Day
30. I have only one purpose in sending you this text message. I just want you to be happy, because bad people sometimes play tricks on you on April Fool's Day. I think everyone is unwilling to admit that they are Bad guy, be careful! (Read the third word in each sentence) April Fool's Day text message 4 to express your love for someone
Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day, and will become violent in the afternoon, and my mood will drop by five. Affected by this low mood, this kind of weather is expected to continue until we see you.
I fell in love with you at first sight, hugged you without saying a word, came to you every three days, no one kissed you everywhere, married you within five days, and we will not be separated for sixty years!
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Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is resolute, getting you is joyful, and staying with you for life is inevitable.
I want to give you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven’t learned how yet; I want to kneel down for you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send you a text message to chase you, Hope we never blow.
If you are a green leaf, I will be the breeze rustling between your leaves; if you are the passing water of a river, I will be the water moon with sorrow and resentment; if you are a lotus collector in the south of the Yangtze River. Woman, I must be the most beautiful flower under your beautiful wrist...
The wind blows through the flowers, and the countless ties to you will never be cut off. No one knows how painful this kind of longing is, how it can completely hollow out the heart and then ruthlessly tear it into pieces.
Your figure always flies in my heart, making me drunk
If one day I am gray-haired and no longer beautiful, will you still caress my cheek and say that you will accompany me to the ends of the earth? If you are naive You are getting old, the sea is really dry, I only hope to stay with you for thousands of reincarnations...
I'm sorry! I accidentally sent "I like you" to your mobile phone, If you accept it please keep it; if not please send it back to me.
There was once a sincere love, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it. If I could come back again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a time to confess your love, I hope it is: April Fool's Day!
Let the stars turn into my eyes and watch over you all night long; let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your beating heart; Let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings and stay with you forever...
My feelings for you are a simple natural index. You can differentiate it as many times as you want, and it will never change. Change... If you like, you can also integrate it, but there will be an extra constant, and that constant is equal to - I love you.
L—Loyal, O—Observant, V—Valiant, E—Enjoyment. Therefore, love is loyalty, intention, courage, and joy.
The romance without money is holding your hand and walking on the beach covered with white sand; the romance of 1 yuan is making a call to care for you next to the deserted public phone booth; the romance of 10 yuan is Buy a popsicle on a hot summer day to cool you down
If there is an afterlife, let us be a pair of little mice. Clumsy love, dull life, clumsy cuddling, silly together. Even if the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, I can still nest in a warm haystack, hug you tightly and bite your ears...
This girl is domineering and brings trouble to all parties; when I develop my skills and have a successful career, I can I will repay my parents; I will risk my life to capture him alive and take him to the Civil Affairs Bureau to be punished!!
Meeting you was accidental, knowing you was God’s will, thinking of you is affection, when I don’t see you, I am half-hearted, but when I see you, I am single-minded. If One day we decided to quit, at least we still had memories!!!
As we walked, we dispersed, and the memories faded; as we looked at them, we felt tired, and the starlight dimmed; After listening, I woke up and started to complain; when I turned around, I found you missing, and suddenly I was confused...
If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment. Imprisoned in—my heart.
There is a kind of tears called hard to let go, a kind of gaze called unforgettable, a kind of affection called heartbreaking, a kind of concern called wandering under the moon, a kind of lovesickness called looking through the autumn water, and a kind of love for you. Jiujiu!
I am the rice dumpling leaves and you are the rice, wrapping you layer by layer; you are the teeth and I am the rice, the fragrance and sweetness stick to you; how much rice is in the rice dumpling represents how much I miss you You; remember to think of me, otherwise the rice dumpling will choke you!