1. It’s not just talent that overflows, but also the fat around the waist.
2. God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a home without money.
3. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip. If you look at it, you will get angry and wipe your butt too thinly.
4. When I take a shower in the summer, I always feel like I am washing vegetables for mosquitoes!
5. Parents deceiving their children is called education, children deceiving their parents is called deception, and deceiving each other is called generation gap!
6. WeChat is all about news, QQ is all about push notifications, and text messages are all about 10086. Okay, okay, I am happy alone.
7. You still have to have dreams, otherwise why would you talk to others if you drink too much?
8. "How can a woman be disfigured quickly?" "Remove the beautiful pictures on her mobile phone."
9. Time is not pig feed, nor is time. Butcher knife. The reason why time has turned into feed and into a knife is because you are a pig.
10. No matter how good the If You Are the One female guest is, she can only put out one man's lamp, but the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can put out the entire floor.
11. I really envy those born in the Year of Dog who can live their zodiac years for more than twenty years in a row. If they are lucky, they can live a lifetime!
12. If the speed of the teacher's lecture is like a 4G signal, then the top student is connected to wifi, others are receiving it using 3G network, and some are receiving it using 2G network, but I am disconnected!
13. If poverty limits our imagination, why can I still come up with so many ways to save money?
14. Every time you want to eat too much, just comfort yourself like this: Beauty or ugliness is up to fate, fatness or thinness is up to God, God wants me to be fat, so let God do it!
15. If you say money is a sin, everyone is trying to get it; if you say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; if you say the heights are too cold, everyone is crawling; if you say smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, you won’t quit; if you say heaven The best thing is not to go.
16. Being single is not sinful, but letting others be single is sinful.
17. Girls often want to find a white horse, but when they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of gray donkeys.
18. When you stop to rest, don’t forget that others are still running, so please try your best to stretch out your legs and trip them up!
19. The beauty of a woman lies in being so stupid that she has no regrets; the beauty of a man lies in lying so much that he can see ghosts in daylight.