Zen Master style: It is a style that has become popular on social networking sites recently. The jokes are interesting, but not necessarily easy to understand. It is sought after by the majority of academic young people and pseudo-academic young people. Anyone who is familiar with Buddhist stories knows that the old Zen master has been very busy on Weibo, busy giving life guidance to various young people. In the wave of "one sentence ruins the freshness", the Zen master's reasoning has withstood countless nonsensical challenges. But this time, when the old Zen master was guiding life, he met a young man who loved science. Let's see what young intellectuals are like. How could he choke the old Zen master with one sentence?
Example 1: The young man asked the Zen master: "I work very hard but have no achievements in my career. What should I do?" The Zen master said: "Ninety degrees is very hot, but can water boil at this temperature? ?” The young man said: “I grew up in Lhasa.”
Example 2: The young man asked the Zen master that my friend passed away and I was very sad. The Zen master said, how can there be anything immortal in the world? The young man muttered: "Xue Ding'e's cat."
The young man asked the Zen master: "Master, I love my girlfriend very much. She also has many advantages, but always There are several shortcomings that I hate very much. Is there any way to change her?" The Zen master smiled slightly and replied: "The method is very simple, but if you want me to teach you, you need to go down the mountain and find me a picture with only the front and no back. Come back with the paper." The young man thought for a moment and took out a Mobius ring.
Rant style: It is a style popular on the Internet, usually appearing in replies or online chat conversations such as QQ and MSN. Roaring style has no fixed format or content, it is just words, phrases or sentences with many exclamation marks! This roaring body that seems to have a strong emotional color has attracted fans.
There is only one class every two years! There are less than 30 people in a class! Is there a species rarer than the panda in Sichuan? Vietnamese people only use the last word when calling names! Have you ever seen a man call his girlfriend "Fang from Building 401, Building 2" downstairs in the dormitory? Bring the building and room number to avoid a bunch of women with the same name. Have you seen it?
We are not flight attendants or pilots! Our professional name is aircraft design! But don’t ask me how the J-20 was designed! I don't know anything! We have completed math problems in three years of college! Our math is more difficult than the math department! Physics is more difficult than those taught in the physics department! I also need to learn a lot about fluid mechanics and solid mechanics!
I am a liberal arts major! Did you go to a liberal arts college? When talking about photographers, we started talking about the egg white development method! Is there any silver nitrate or silver chloride? I want to understand. I will study chemistry, right? What do latex particles and platemaking techniques have to do with me? Do you need to hold a stopwatch when developing film?
Taobao style: It is a way of speaking. It was first seen in the description of goods by Taobao sellers. Taobao Tihou gradually became popular online because of her friendly and cute ways. In July 2011, Nanjing University of Science and Technology sent "Taobao Ti" admission text messages to admitted students. On the morning of August 1, 2011, a piece of news about the Ministry of Foreign Affairs’ Weibo “Taobao Ti” recruitment was circulated on the Internet.
Nanjing University of Science and Technology's "Taobao Sports" admission text message "Dear, congratulations to you! You are admitted to our school! Dear, please register on September 2nd! The admission notice will be 'delivered' tomorrow!" Dear, all 5 points! Give it a thumbs up! "
Vancl: The style of advertising copy of Vancl. This advertisement is intended to poke fun at the mainstream culture and highlight the brand's personality. However, its alternative methods also attracted many netizens to watch. There were a large number of spoofing posts on the Internet, and the spokespersons were also replaced by celebrities such as Xiao Shenyang, Feng Jie, Guo Degang, and Edison Chen. Its advertising words are extremely ridiculing and hilarious, and it has been spoofed as "an ordinary object" by netizens.
"Love the Internet, love freedom; love to get up late, love night food stalls..." These personality labels have been imagined and processed by netizens and have become labels for many celebrities and even individuals. Take Guo Degang's "Mortal Object", which has been the most widely circulated, as an example. The text next to the big picture was changed to: "Love cross talk, love acting, love mansions, love playing music, love so and so... I am Guo Degang." Ridiculous and hilarious.
“I love you, I dare to tell you anything, I love shouting ‘love love love’ loudly, or shouting ‘no love, no love, no love’, please believe that sincere advertising creativity will always have a reputation , I am not 'a certain platinum' or 'a certain zodiac sign', I am a mortal object." Usually objects begin with this.
Zhen Huan style: With the popularity of the TV series "The Legend of Zhen Huan in the Harem", the lines in the play have also been imitated by many netizens because of their "antique" and the charm of ancient poetry, and are called Zhen Huan style. Many viewers said "this palace", and they also like to use words such as "excellent" and "true" to describe things. In an instant, "Zhen Huan Ti" became famous on the Internet.
Cake version: Hey, the cake you bought today is excellent. The thick cheese paired with the rich mousse is the best. I would like to taste it a few more times. Although my body will become fatter, I will not be deprived of its kindness. Speaking in human language: The cake is so delicious, I want to eat another piece.
Insomnia: I just realized that I drank too much tea tonight and had no intention of falling asleep. If I do this for a long time, my skin will be damaged. Drink a cup of milk before going to bed the next day to sleep peacefully. It is also good for sleep quality. Although it is good to drink tea with friends, it should be done in moderation to live up to the kindness. Speaking in human terms: I have insomnia.
Learning: I just saw a math question on Refinement. The solution is very weird. I thought if you were asked to do this question, you would be able to increase your proficiency in formulas and your math skills would be great. Excellent. Speaking in human terms: I can’t do this question.
Official version: Thinking about it privately, the invoice stamp change was proposed last year, so it is impossible to still use the old stamp, but for this new stamp, not many people know that they need to report it. Today, I would like to remind you all, quickly put a red seal on the white paper with the invoice stamp, and hand it to the tax collector for reference. Don’t forget to put a red seal on your ID card. If not, it will be difficult to buy this invoice in the future.
Construction version: I was thinking selfishly, why is this great river and mountain in Qinyang so empty? If this continues, how will I be able to meet the owner? Nowadays, more and more no one wants to be a supervisor. The owners had a meeting just now, and I was speechless. I expected that the consequences of this incident would be really serious. Unexpectedly, I hurriedly sent a chicken-feather letter to the palace, but it turned out to be a mess. The palace manager Wang just replied, asking me to hold on for the time being and wait for reinforcements to arrive before we can solve the problem. Recalling that I have been working in Zhuo for many years, but ended up like this, my days of working are really becoming more and more sad. I just heard that the owner, Mr. Hou, sent an urgent message to Beijing again. How can I suppress this nine-flavor real fire? If this happens for a long time, how can this house's emotions be stable? Speaking in human terms: There is no one on my project, so the owner is angry and can’t stand it anymore.
Job search section: I went to your company for an interview yesterday. The environment was very pleasant. I thought it would be great if I could work here. However, the boss had second thoughts. After waiting for a day, I was surprised. I felt that it was time for news. However, there was no movement on my phone. I thought to myself, that's it! It must have been rejected without words. But if there was news a day later, it would not be a disgrace. To put it bluntly: I Have you been eliminated?!
Don’t want to go to work version: I feel very weak today, maybe it’s the nightmare last night that disturbed my mind. In addition, after the May Day vacation, I played real-person CS, and I didn't want to get tired. I rested for two consecutive days and couldn't recover. I misjudged the time this morning, and only on the way did I realize that I was really feeling spring sleepy. It would be great if I could get some sleep! Spring sleepiness is so rare, how can we live up to it? Speaking in human terms: I really don’t want to go to work today!
I bought a bag: I just saw a leather schoolbag on Taobao. The appearance and color are very pretty, and I thought that if I could use it for you, it would be perfect for your skin tone... Talking about people Words: Mom, I bought a bag.
I want to go out to play: Mom, you see the weather outside is very good today. I want to go to the palace for a walk. Not only can I be happy, but I can also see how the people in the capital are living, so that I can complete my enthronement as soon as possible. career. I wonder what your mother thinks? Speaking in human language: Mom, I want to go out and play.
Zhiyin style: refers to article titles that use sensational titles to attract readers. The name comes from "Zhiyin". Hu Xunbi, one of the founders of "Zhiyin", was the first in the Chinese periodical industry to put forward the philosophical concept of "beautiful human feelings and human nature", adhere to the quality standard of "excellent issues and readable articles", and pioneered "Zhiyin style title".
Lifestyle: A Hong Kong weekly once reported that "Whenever Tony Leung is in the mood, he will fly first class to London, spend an afternoon feeding pigeons in the park, and then fly back to Hong Kong the same day without spending the night." 2012 On February 16, 2012, Tony Leung responded to "Lifestyle", saying that he would not go to London or New York when he was bored, and admitted that he did things "from the heart".
On January 31, 2012, a netizen said: "Datou ppb" posted a Weibo, "I read reports that Tony Leung sometimes goes to the airport at noon when he is bored, and catches whatever flight he catches. For example, he flies to London and squats alone in the square to feed himself all afternoon. "Pigeon, without saying a word, I flew back to Hong Kong that night. As if nothing had happened, I suddenly felt that this is called life." This Weibo quickly attracted attention from netizens. Some netizens envied Tony Leung for "knowing how to live", while others began to calculate. It is feasible for Tony Leung to travel back and forth to London in one day, and some netizens simply initiated the "life style" sentence creation, which became popular on the Internet.
Every walk of life has a "life" Weibo. Some netizens initiated the sentence creation of "lifestyle", the pattern is "____sometimes feel bored, they will go to _____ at noon to catch up with _______ casually, such as ______, ____________ alone, without saying a word, and _________ again that night , when nothing happened, I suddenly felt that this is life. "This sentence has attracted more than 200,000 comments, and many industries have their own version of "Life" Weibo.
Lihua Ti: Lihua Ti" is homophonic to "Lihua Ti", because the female poet Zhao Lihua's name comes from a homophonic sound. Some of her works are relatively unusual in form and have caused controversy. Some netizens have nicknamed her "slobbery poetry".
Since August 2006, the "Zhao Lihua Poetry Incident", which "spoofed" Zhao Lihua, appeared on the Internet. Netizens mocked and imitated Lihua poetry, which caused a lot of controversy and oral poetry. The author Zhao Lihua wrote a set of impromptu poems on the Internet many years ago. These poems are now posted on major online forums and have become a trend. On the one hand, there was widespread criticism and ridicule; on the other hand, it became a fashion to imitate her poems, and even formed a "poetry school" called "Lihua Style". Zhao Lihua was interviewed by reporters. She claimed that her poems had been seriously distorted and denied that "Who Touched My Flowery Underwear" was her own work.
Qiong Yao style: Also known as grandma style, it originated from the articles of the famous romance novelist Qiong Yao and the dialogues of Qiong Yao's dramas. Qiong Yao claims that the most proud part of her script is the "Qiong Yao style" dialogue.
Netizens summarized the characteristics of Qiong Yao style as follows: The language of Qiong Yao style is absolutely simplified and complex, and it is more complex than lacking. Those who can make three turns can never only make two and a half, and they can use complex sentence structures. Do not use a single structure. Those who can use rhetorical questions will never use declarative sentences. Those who can use parallel sentences will never use single sentences. Those who can cry and shout will never speak well.
Male: Yes, you are ruthless, cruel and unreasonable! Woman: Then you are not heartless! ? Not cruel! ? Not unreasonable! ? Man: How could I be heartless! ? How cruel! ? What an unreasonable thing! ? Female: How can you not be heartless! ? Where is it not cruel! ? Nothing is unreasonable! ? Male: No matter how ruthless, cruel or unreasonable I am, I will never be more ruthless, cruel or unreasonable than you! Woman: I will be more ruthless than you! ? More cruel than you! ? More unreasonable than you! ? You are the most heartless, cruel and unreasonable person I have ever seen! Male: Humph, I am definitely not as ruthless as you, not as cruel as you, and not as unreasonable as you! Woman: Okay, since you said I am ruthless, cruel and unreasonable, I will show you my ruthlessness, my cruelty and my unreasonableness! Male: Look, I said you were not ruthless, cruel, or unreasonable. Now you are completely showing your ruthless, cruel, and unreasonable side!
Annie Baby style: refers to netizens’ parody of the writing sentences of Internet writer Annie Baby. The main characteristics are a style characterized by a pretentiously calm petty bourgeois sentiment, repeated themes and phrases, frequent use of periods, and expressions of emotions (hypocrisy) that make people feel shallow and superfluous.
The petty bourgeoisie sentence structure is actually not difficult, and its characteristics are as follows: reject long sentences, and never use two or three sentences if one sentence can be divided into ten sentences; use less commas, and use periods to convey a cold and brief message. Breath; at least a prose poem should appear in a text; classic words are the highlight. Under your writing, the words become flowing and full of sadness.
Create a sentence: "I don't know what to eat tonight, can anyone give me some advice in Baby Annie's style?" Netizen "Rabbit Hat"'s post on Tianya attracted a lot of "soy sauce mixed" "rice", "braised pig's trotters"...
TVB style: refers to a large number of classic lines from TVB TV series to "complain" or seek "comfort". This new online style is praised for its plain language but "Very healing" has become a new way of "complaining" and has become popular on the Internet, and is highly sought after by netizens.
Hold body: In the Taiwanese variety show "Are College Students Anymore", a female netizen named misslin has an exaggerated and alternative smoky look, a contrived mix of Chinese and English, and a coquettish and enchanting posture. When introducing what fashion is to college students, the mantra is “hold on”.
The Smurf Body: After the box office success of the movie "The Smurfs", the "Smurf Body" induced by the ending song "Song of the Smurfs" began to become popular on the Internet, with overwhelming versions telling people from all walks of life. Sad and miserable, commonly known as "showing off one's cuteness and exposing one's miserable body".
Example: There is a group of white-collar workers on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea. They are hardworking and smart. They work overtime until dawn. They work hard to report day and night. They work year after year. Looking forward to a salary increase. Oh, the miserable little white-collar workers, oh the miserable little white-collar workers, they worked together and used their brains to defeat the bosses, but they still can't afford a house when they get old.