A short piece of ironic sentences with pictures
1. I have seen a lot of ugly people, but looking like you is too much!
2. As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will disappear, and thousands of people will disappear.
3. Life becomes lonely; dreams become cup; games become all-nighters; nude photos and selfies become; food fear becomes; certificates are fake; women become men; boys become effeminate; life becomes virtual; marriage becomes flashy .
4. Don’t always call me a beast. Get to know me better and you will know that I am not as good as a beast.
5. Real good friends don’t have endless topics to talk about when they are together, but they don’t feel awkward even if they don’t talk.
6. Humic substances deposited for thousands of years are primitive species that even scientists dare not study.
7. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.
9. Life always likes to throw me as a tug-of-war rope between angels and devils. In order to retaliate against them, I decided to make a straw rope, break it, and then they all go away.
10. The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.
11. I think you are a professional net-weaver, and you specialize in catching penguins.
12. Why are you covering your face with your butt!
13. You want your mother to stuff you back and give you a new birth. You can only do this if your forehead is squeezed into a lump by the door. You must have been pinched by your mother when you were born.
14. Many girls got Han Hong’s disease, but they did not die.
15. To be unfaithful, you must be unfilial to your relatives; you must be untrustworthy when making friends, and you must be unethical in treating your subordinates. Such people are the villains among villains! Short sarcastic sentences with pictures Part 2
16. Use your 2B pencil to describe your life.
17. Hi! Brother, how can you develop more horizontally than vertically?
18. You think you are Halley’s Comet, and 6 billion people on the earth must look up to it!
19. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the deliciousness of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.
20. Snoring loudly when going to bed and often wearing underwear inside out.
21. No matter what kind of sharp words I use, I can't express the indignation I feel towards you at this moment.
22. You are really a worm that shakes the tree, how easy is it?
23. The third person, your skirt fell off
24. When your mother gave birth to you , do you still look back?
25. When a man deceives a woman, it is called flirting; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction; when men and women deceive each other, it is called love.
26. You are wasting air when you are alive, and you are wasting land and RMB when you are dead.
27. Marriage is the tomb of love - if there is no house, you can’t even enter the tomb!
28. I have never seen you like this before, even though you said NO, you still confess your love so shamelessly.
29. The plug is inserted into the hole, and the socket is inserted into the hole!
30. Don’t pretend to me that you have a wonderful life and a happy life, and don’t wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications? sarcastic sentences, sarcastic words
1. You look amazing and creative!
2. You look like you are flying sand and stones, and you are uncanny in your craftsmanship.
3. It’s not your fault that you’re ugly, but it’s your fault if you come out to scare people.
4. How can the beauty of the world be set off without your presence.
5. You look so post-modern.
6. There is an orangutan in the zoo that is extremely ugly. I vomited when I took one look at it, and vomited when you took a look at it.
7. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?
8. You look very patriotic, very dedicated, and very courageous.
9. You look so creative and live so courageously!
10. MMD, I have never seen anything so long and of archaeological value.
11. You can’t do anything, and you can’t eat anything.
12. International faces are universal.
13. Can your appearance be restored after surgery?
14. You look like the scene of a car accident.
15. Your appearance is not correct and your proportions are not correct.
16. Your appearance is very refreshing!
17. Why are you covering your face with your butt!
18. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.
19. You need to reinvent the wheel.
20. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.
21. Damn, you look so damn easy to recognize.
22. You look very sci-fi and abstract!
23. You are Sun Wukong’s junior brother and Sha Wujing’s senior brother.
24. As soon as you go out, all the birds will disappear and all the people will disappear.
25. Your growth slows down the Internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.
26. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.
27. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.
28. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the deliciousness of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.
29. I don’t want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot if you run around on the street like this.
30. Your appearance exceeds human imagination...
31. You look very brutal!
32. You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really difficult for you to look like a human.
33. I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!
34. He looks very innocent and looks like a person who is sorry for the people and the party.
35. You look illegal!
36. You chased me naked for two kilometers and I looked back and thought I was a gangster!
37. Being white and rosy is different; being passionate is like a peacock.
38. People say that I married you because of flowers stuck in cow dung. In fact, I never thought that you were cow dung, but - dog dung.
39. Brother, could you lower the resolution on your face? ——Sentences that satirize people. Classic sentences that satirize people_Sentences that satirize people
Classic sentences that satirize people_Sentences that satirize people_
If a person has no shame, everything can be done
If a person is shameless, it is better to die early
If a person is shameless, it is difficult to be cured by the king's law
If a person is shameless, it cannot be cured; if a dog is shameless, he will be beaten to death with a stick
People have no conscience to eat enough
People’s hearts are dissatisfied
People’s hearts are dissatisfied, and their throats are deep
People who are dissatisfied have to go to Longwangshu
< p> The human heart is like a snake swallowing an elephant, the heart is too high to be rich, and it is foolish to overestimate itThe human heart is like the belly of an ox
The human heart is as high as the sky, and when you become an emperor, you want to be a god
If a person wants to be pretty, he will squeal with the cold
A person’s mouth has two layers of skin, but it is all rational anyway
A person’s mouth is three points of fairy (referring to some people’s talk that is extravagant and cannot be ignored) Letter)
Throw away the watermelon and pick up the sesame seeds
As lazy as a stupid cow, as cunning as a fox (Mongolian proverb)
A soft bully , the hard ones are afraid
The soft ones bully, the hard ones are afraid, kneel down when you see a tiger
Pee and take a photo yourself
The third generation does not study, close the door A house of pigs
Three loads of cow dung, six dustpans (箢箕: dustpan)
Three parts do not look like humans, seven parts look like ghosts
Three sticks can't bleed
Three awls can't bleed
Broom star (a metaphor for a prodigal)
A monk is not a monk, a vulgar is not a vulgar, a man is not Male, female, not female
Kill a chicken and ask a hundred times
Kill a cow and cook a soup pot (a metaphor for not doing your job properly)
Kill without blood/Kill without knife
Sifting through gongs (referring to telling sarcastic words)
Mules in Shandong imitate horses' braying
Wild boar imitates eating bad food, monkeys imitate gunfire
Fanning the wind, Light a will-o'-the-wisp
Fan the fire of yin and yang
The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked
Less seen, more strange
Snakes don't talk about themselves Curved means that the road is not straight
Only after the snake has passed can you hit the stick
Only after the snake has passed can you take the stick, and only after the thief has passed can you bolt the door
There is something left behind. Withdraw your hands, there is no way to turn around (referring to human greed)
Riding on two horses, riding on two boats
The momentum is big, the raindrops are small
A lion has a big mouth (describing a person who is very greedy)
Ten fingers are not open (a metaphor for not being able to do things)
< p> I want to squeeze oil from a stone, I want to make money from a clear river (a metaphor for trying every possible means to squeeze wealth)People in the world want money rather than life
Hindsight
It’s a mule It’s a horse. It’s a horse. It’s a horse. It’s a horse. It’s a horse. It’s a horse. It’s a horse. It’s a horse. It usually appears in a conversation. The speaker has already assumed that the other party is not capable.
The hand is stretched too long.
Guard the camel and don’t brag
A skinny camel still has a thousand pounds of meat
A nerd loses all his money in business
No ivory comes out of a rat’s mouth
The forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds
A two-headed snake, biting water on both sides and making the ground wet (a metaphor for profiting from something or doing something perfunctory)
What you say is better than what you sing
Talking about wind is like rain
Talking in half-hearted ways, doing half-hearted things
Don’t be afraid of laughing your teeth out when you talk
p>Place a willow tree in front of Simen Bodhisattva (Simen Bodhisattva: Kitchen God)
Burn incense in front of Simen Bodhisattva
Even if you are about to die, you still don’t know the smell of shit
< p> Dead to the tip of my eyebrows, I still don’t know how to dieA dead cat scares a living mouse
A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water
I don’t understand four or six, it’s nonsense< /p>
The four limbs are not diligent and the five grains are not separated
The limbs are well developed and the mind is simple
Instigating the widow to sell rice fields
Instigating the fool to hunt tigers
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Instruct a fool to twist a thread of fire/Instruct a blind man to twist a thread of fire (square)
Step on the felt strips (refers to the bride walking slowly from the red carpet strips spread on the ground after getting off the sedan chair) In front of the altar.
Metaphor of walking very slowly)
The police in the Pacific are lenient
Buy the old cow for cheap
Get the sheep's head but lose the cow's head
Be greedy and bite off more than you can chew
Corrupt officials do not care about the poverty of the people, and the King of Hell does not care about ghosts being thin
If you are greedy for a bushel of rice, you will lose half a year's food / If you are greedy for a grain of millet, you will lose half a year's food
Greedy and dissatisfied
If you are blocking the car with your mantis' arms, you do not know how to measure yourself
If you are blocking the car with your mantis' arms, there will be no solution (ji: beneficial to things)
Lift a thousand pounds and put down four ounces
Lift four ounces and put down a thousand pounds
Worry about the ancients
The crows in the world are as black as the old birds in the world (the birds are as black as the birds) : crow)
Crows are as black as any in the world, and which cat doesn’t eat fish?
Iron rooster (metaphor for stinginess)
Iron rooster, never plucks out its hair
Iron threshold, paper crotch (a metaphor for the appearance of a big family in the old days with strict family rules, but in reality men and women did all kinds of immoral things)
Can’t hear the oil and salt / Can’t let the oil and salt in
Hear the wind, It's the rain
I heard that chickens are easy to sell for money, so I kept sharpening the duck's beak all night (the way of profiteers)
Turn on the tung oil lamp to light it up (sarcastic on people who are not proactive)
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The copper kettle does not leak or drip
Stealing the chicken but not catching it will eat away a handful of rice/Stealing the chicken but not catching it will eat away a handful of rice
Sores on the head, pus on the feet, bad Through the top
A handful of hair and beard
Long hair and short knowledge
Simple mind, well-developed limbs
A bald man looking for flowers to wear, an ugly man Make more mischief
A rabbit’s tail will never grow
A rabbit’s ears listen from the north to the south (a metaphor for a person who does not know right from wrong)
Push someone to death to cross the line (a metaphor for someone who is unwilling to take responsibility) Responsibility)
After pushing the mill, kill the donkey to eat
If you are lazy and willing to accept it, your family will be difficult to achieve
If you commit suicide by swallowing gold, you will lose both your life and wealth
Take off your pants and poop for others to see
Poaching (a metaphor for using means to bring down a person or a group or to prevent things from going smoothly)
Poaching to mend a sore
Frogs say they are thick, snakes say they are long
Wearing a hat crookedly, pretending to be a good guy
Wearing a hat crookedly and arranging flowers at an angle (sarcastic about the ugly appearance after drunkenness)
Wai Wai Guo Zai, Phi Pi Zai Zai (referring to people casually attached to others)
Wai Zui monk chanting sutras (a metaphor for deliberately distorting the original intention)
Wai Zui Zi blowing the trumpet
Outside is a sheep, but inside the house is as fierce as a wolf
Covered in sheep's clothing, but inside is a wolf's heart
When chasing rabbits outside, a deer is lost in the house (meaning to focus on one thing and lose another)
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Grandma Wang’s foot-binding cloth is long and smelly
Grandma Wang sells melons and boasts about herself
She forgot how many bowls of rice she had to eat
In order to eat Kill the cattle for their meat
With their tails raised to the sky
Before you learn to crawl, you must learn to walk first
We cannot stabilize a country with words, but we cannot determine it with force
< p>Wen cannot test characters, and Wu cannot beat rice (testing characters: splitting or combining the radicals of Chinese characters to predict bad luck,It is also called splitting characters. Beating rice: farming.
Refers to the incompetence of an official)
If you are not civilized, you will not be strong.
Mosquitoes cannot see blood, and cats cannot smell fishy food (a metaphor for greedy people who cannot withstand temptation)
Rebellion in the nest
The lying rabbit does not catch the running rabbit
The turtle eats barley and wastes food
The turtle and the bastard are all the same
The tortoise laughs and the turtle crawls
If you don’t have money, your talk smells bad, but if you have money, your fart smells (sarcasm of some people who flatter the rich)
People who have no ambitions often make up their minds
Laugh at fifty steps and laugh at a hundred steps
Wash your feet with water in the footbath, one after another (a metaphor for a man marrying a woman, one after another)
Happy to be covered with chicken The cage is beautiful on the outside and dirty on the inside
A blind cat meets a dead mouse/A blind cat meets a dead mouse
A blind man boxing, the same old routine
A blind man lights a lamp in vain
A blind man’s eyes will open when he sees money
He writes a thousand words and digresses thousands of miles
If you don’t burn incense when you are free, you will rush to hold the Buddha’s feet in a hurry
Eating radish is salty and light. Worry
County magistrates, listen to money (describe officials who are corrupt and bend the law)
Want to eat mutton for fear of being embarrassed
It is difficult for the lady to leave the embroidery room
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A small cage cannot hold a big bird
A small temple cannot hold a big Bodhisattva
A small man cannot be successful if he succeeds
A small puddle cannot support him Living in a big dragon
A small witch sees a big witch
Heartbroken
The scholar rebellion failed for three years (referring to the intellectuals who were dissatisfied with the status quo and resisted, but Also weak and timid, wavering and unable to achieve great things)
Embroidered pillow (a metaphor for a person who only has an appearance but no real talent)
Embroidered pillow is a bag of straw
Looking for things to do (referring to people who are diligent or nosy)
Pressing the bed (referring to a woman who is incompetent or eating too much at night)
The duck is dead, but its mouth is still the same Hard/The duck is cooked, but the mouth is still hard
A pipe blowing fire, knowing nothing
A giant of speech, a dwarf of action
The king of hell treats a guest, a guest Those who pick up guests are all ghosts
There is no one in the eyes / there is no one in the eyeballs (sarcastic about people's arrogance)
The eyes are on the forehead / the eyes are on the top of the head (referring to Some people only see rich and powerful people and look down on ordinary people)
Eyes like mice, hearts like tigers
Raising a cat does not take away mice, but only eats chickens (take: catch)
The official control on Yaoling is wide (Yoling: name of village)
The pots on Yaoling are clustered together, and they appear every year [Yoling: name of village. Tuantuanwo: (square) round. Metaphor of no progress or improvement]
Want to eat sheep brains, regardless of sheep lives
Be lazy for three years to support the pot (metaphor of laziness becoming a habit, doing nothing)
A pheasant cares about its head but not its tail
A belly full of grass (a metaphor for a person's words and deeds that are very messy, or a person who has many bad ideas)
A belly full of horse tripping tendons [horse Knunjin: (square) grass]
A belly full of bad water
Can’t bear a penny of loss (square)
A monk carries water to eat, two A monk carries water to eat, and three monks have water to eat
One cow's head faces east, and one horse faces west
Eat in one breath and become a fat man (a metaphor for people who are eager for success)
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If you don’t pull out a dime, a penny is like your life. If you stretch out your legs, you will be clean. (Not pulling out a dime means that a person is extremely stingy. If you stretch out your legs, it means death.)
One year of soil, two years. Foreign, I didn’t recognize my father and my mother for three years
A spade can make a well [(square) means eager for success]
A body with light bones, not worth four ounces
Plan everything for yourself first (referring to people's selfishness)
Hit the wall with one's head (describing a person who is stubborn and willful and does not know how to adapt to changes)
Ask three questions and don't know
< p> A nest of monkeys all have the surname SunOne leaf blocks the eyes and cannot see Mount Tai (a metaphor for short-sighted people)
One leaf blocks the eyes and cannot see Mount Tai; two beans block the ears and cannot hear the thunder
p>Use a villain’s heart to judge the gentleman’s belly
Yin is one thing and Yang is another
The Yinli ghost pulls the strings, and there is something to do after eating (Yinli ghost) : In dialect, it refers to a ghost that specializes in taking the lives of women who are giving birth to children.
Vertical thread: in dialect, it refers to the thread used to comb the thread when weaving cloth on an old loom)
Win the cat and lose the cow
Eggs are rolled in the oil tank, each one slipperier than the other (Zhejiang Common proverb)
Oil shoe leather (metaphor for thick skin)
Having eight hundred and thinking of a thousand, becoming an emperor and thinking of gods
Having breasts is a mother< /p>
There are mothers who are born, but there is no master to teach / There are mothers who raise and there are mothers to teach (sarcastic people are uneducated)
Those who have eyes cannot recognize Jingshan jade (Jing: refers to the ancient Chu state. Jingshan jade : Jade found by jade craftsmen in Jingshan. For many years, it has been misunderstood that gold is inlaid with eyes but cannot be seen)
I want to be a bitch, and I want to erect a chastity memorial.
And I want the horse to run fast, but I also want the horse not to eat grass
I want it to be good and clever, and I want the cow not to eat grass
I want the horse to be good, and I want it to be clever. The horse doesn't eat grass
The hen is required to lay eggs, and no rice is given to it
A pimple-headed elm (describing a person's stubborn mind)
Jade Four points have been removed, but he is still a king (meaning that he is just making a fuss on the surface, without any essential changes)
When you meet a sheep, you are a hero, when you meet a hero, you are a sheep
Round Hand Ban (A metaphor for not knowing what to do)
If you don’t know how to welcome guests at home, you won’t know your master until you go out
You are a bear at home and a dragon outside
Like a tiger at home, like a mouse when going out
In front of sheep, you are a hero, in front of heroes, you are a sheep (Mongolian proverb)
If you had known today, why bother in the beginning
< p> Occupy the latrine and don’t poopStand and talk without pain in the waist (referring to just talking but not doing, I don’t know where the difficulty is)
A long-term test of bad chess (test: thinking; bad chess) : Defeat chess)
Follow the script and draw the gourd
This mountain looks high to that mountain
This mountain looks high to that mountain, but there is no firewood when you reach that mountain
Trying to give him a kick, but losing a cubit of sheep
Telling lies with your eyes open
Shake the whole bottle without shaking half the bottle
I only eat cabbage seeds [蕻子: the long stem of a certain vegetable. Chinese cabbage sprouts are called cabbage sprouts. Metaphor can only stand up to praise but not criticism]
Only the tail of the cow is seen, but not the body of the cow
Only the trees are seen, but not the forest
As long as you are pretty, Jumping with cold
Only focusing on clothes but not people
A paper-tied tiger can see through
Referring to mountains to sell mills, borrowing water to sail boats (metaphor of lying and deception) )
Zhu Bajie beat him up
If you can’t catch the tiger, you’ll take it out on the cat
If you can’t catch the mouse, you’ll take it out on the cat
Zi is The wolf in the mountain becomes more aggressive when he succeeds
He pulls the stone from his own hands
He falls down and complains about the high threshold
He digs his own pit and buries it himself
A prodigal daughter-in-law and a prodigal mother
She has a two-faced mouth, but her words are not high or low
She chants Buddhist scriptures in her mouth, but she is a thief in her hands
She chants Amitabha in her mouth , the heart is like a viper's nest
The mouth is filled with the soup of Yao, Shun and Yu, men steal and women are prostitutes
The mouth is tough and the bones are soft (describing a person who is tough on the lips, but actually very weak in the heart)
Sitting on shit and not knowing the smell of shit
Being an emperor and wanting to become an immortal
Being a monk hits the clock in the sky/Being a monk for one day hits the clock (a metaphor for occupying a position and not working hard)
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Only pick the soft spots to pinch melons
Scrape noses for dinner [(square) refers to being stingy and stingy]
Scrape other people’s oil and water to grow your own Fat
Hanging a sheep's head and selling dog meat
A strange-tempered horse that refuses to eat grass and chews on the fence
Playing with a big knife in front of Guan Gong
Official Not too big, not too small
To fill the soul with soup (a metaphor for flattering others with sweet words)
Just thunder, no rain
Just listen to the sound of the stairs, but no one comes down< /p>
Just make a wish, don’t burn incense
Kneel down and feed Zhuchi for the sake of money (Zhuchi: sow.