Campus funny jingle daquan

Campus funny jingle daquan

The first group came on stage:

After twittering, the rooster soaked the hen.

The exam is exciting enough, and the answer depends on your brain.

I don't understand in class, all because of old things.

The teacher is full of nonsense, troublesome and verbose.

Life is China's, and death is China's soul.

It is impossible for me to learn English.

I still miss Xiang Yu and can't speak English.

My unqualified language shows my character even more.

The teacher takes full responsibility for failing math.

English is not qualified because I am patriotic.

Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

You didn't do well in the exam, and neither did your deskmate.

Going to school every day is even more worrying, and teachers can't do without lectures;

Listening to me is like sleepwalking, and there is no reason to criticize every time;

I want revenge for my homework, which I have foolishly completed;

Time flies like an arrow, but the sun and the moon don't fly.

Copy all your homework, or you won't hand it in.

Go to school, wait until school is over, and have a holiday after school.

Year after year, this meaning hates lingering.

Classmates are classmates, so fly separately after school, even for one day ~ ...

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is afraid of who in today's world?

Just because the south wind blows and it rains slightly, it's all my own fault for blowing too well.

The sky is gray and wild, and there are four lines on the composition paper.

The second group came on stage:

1. Smoking is good for your health, gambling is good for your mind, shaking your head is not troublesome, fighting is good for your hands and feet, and robbery is good for long-distance running; Eat without food, save money for love.

2. There are girls who don't bubble, rebellious; If you meet a girl, you will pick it up and do good for heaven.

3. Both novels and comic games can't be abandoned.

Basketball, football and billiards must be unreserved;

English physical geography, ignoring everything,

Chinese, math and chemistry, I will never learn again.

4. Examination, examination and examination are teachers' magic weapons.

Points, points and points are the lifeblood of students.

Replication, replication, replication, our unique skills,

Fight, fight, fight, the king of parents.

5. Part I: Don't cheat in the exam. Be a schoolmate next year.

Bottom line: I'd rather have no personality than fail.

Horizontal batch: I just want to go over.

6. The students nowadays are really poor.

Love to cry, love to laugh, love to make trouble;

Always late for class every day,

Don't shout for a report when you are late.

Cheating in exams has a knack,

Can peek and copy;

Everyone likes Wei Xiaobao,

It is skillful to play tricks on teachers.

7. Modern teachers have high martial arts.

Everyone can throw darts.

Teaching is a magic weapon.

It's either homework or exams.

The discipline in the class is really good

No talking, no laughing.

Students dare to shout loudly

The third group came on stage:

Our school is too helpless to bring mobile phones casually. You can't love if you have feelings. There are few dishes in the canteen. Hair is shorter than handsome, and many teachers are abnormal. The whole student is helpless, and it is futile to grow up even better. The food is tasteless and the price is so expensive. Have a meeting when something happens, and queue up in the playground early in the morning. Our school has strict discipline, so the food is salty. Our school dormitory is good, and we can take a cold bath every day. The teachers in our school are all very handsome and still alive. Our school environment is good, and cockroaches and mice run around. Our school has all the facilities, so we have to pay all the expenses.

The fourth group came on stage:

Examination is a magic weapon for teachers;

Scores are the lifeblood of students.

Exam exercises are done every day, no wonder you don't lose weight. Today, I failed the list again, tears fell and my heart was cold. After being rescued in the sea, I entered the examination ditch again. I don't want to lose weight I weigh it on the scale. People are thinner than watermelons

Cheating is essential if you want to do well in the exam.

Don't panic when you cheat, you must learn to pretend.

Just entering the examination room, don't panic.

When you are nervous, you will be ruined.

The teacher's position must be accurate.

If you make a mistake, you are sure to get into trouble.

If you want to do well in the exam, look around,

Don't lose heart when the teacher is good.

As long as the technology is high, the college entrance examination will still be copied.

As soon as the teacher appeared, he changed his mind at random.

Once discovered, you must be sophisticated,

If the teacher asks, never admit it.

Don't pass the note around once the exam is over.

Once the purpose is achieved, the evidence will be destroyed.

It takes thousands of days to train soldiers, and it takes some time to use them.

Only by practicing more at ordinary times can we get good grades.

There are many methods, and the examination room is awesome.

Don't cheat in the exam, fart you,

Don't turn over the books in the exam, it's your mother's pig,

Jeff Chang Shin-Che Shenche is a person who failed in three subjects.

If you fail English, you love your motherland!