I heard that Degang Guo and Song Zude have been quarreling recently? What is the original text like?

After a long sigh, I took out Mr. Zude's photo and studied it carefully. A scholar, an expert, a real professor, a saint with both ability and political integrity, is majestic, lofty and majestic in the world. Outside the window, Leng Yue in early spring is hanging in the sky, and the stars are trembling. Stealing another look at Zude is really heartbreaking, hesitant, sad, cutting constantly, and confusing. I studied Zude's face, which was a face with high friction coefficient, and let me experience that long time personally. The whole face is extremely happy. At first glance, I just drank diabetes. It's really strange how a person's face can look so beautiful and looks like a pelvis. The creator is magical. Those eyes, like chestnuts, are very spiritual, with the bottom up and the tip down, the pubic symphysis in front and the rectum in the back. English is prostate. Zude's mouth is generous and approachable. When he smiles, he can directly see the pattern on his underwear. Those two big teeth are even more ingenious. I often think naively, how spectacular it would be if Zude was invited to the kitchen to open a vat of ketchup! With this face, painters and carpenters are furious. When Lu Ban came, he had to cry, hanging the thread all around, but he couldn't even spin a flower. Zude is too selfless to work. Pay attention to his health. You do not belong to yourself. Your body belongs to all the drivers who caused the accident. In addition, you must take a lightning rod when you go out to prevent problems before they happen. One day, being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will feel sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon. Allow me to praise Zude. Ah, Jude, you are a wizard! A great man! Some people talk about you behind your back. They say you are a rabbit in the Palace of the Mothers. If the light is not on, cooking is not fragrant and not good oil. Eat wire and pee in a big basket. There are more water hanging than telephone poles. Hybrid buckwheat grows in sorghum fields. Toad Miao followed the turtle and pretended to be the turtle's son. The Huangpu River capsized and the waves urged it. Goats run to Beijing, son of a bitch. Don't! Don't! I don't want to hear it. How can I tolerate them saying that about Zude? How much contribution Zude has made to the historical development of China! Don't you know Zude's self-sacrifice? With the departure of Zude, Zheng He appeared in the Ming Dynasty, and with the departure of Zude, An Dehai and Li appeared in the Qing Dynasty! Let's praise Zude. At dinner, we all poured the first glass of wine on Zude. Jude, give us a dream! Compared with Zude, my brother Xinda has a problem. You didn't take care of Jude! I know you have habitual enteritis and your tonsils have been removed, but is your heart still there? Why are you making fun of Zud? Liu, the manager of Jiangsu Jingjiang Company, said personally that he saw you buy rubber products in an adult goods store and put them on your head, saying that you would have a masquerade party, and you would play Song Zude. What do you mean? I am very angry. I'm going to take the fall for zud. If I don't call you green shit today, you haven't eaten leeks. Toad turned into a bug and gave birth to a son of a bitch. Three generations have no eyebrows. You don't speak neatly. You always talk like dog food, you pepper tree. One-eyed judge, blind ghost. Wooden fish become bangzi, and the goods are knocked. Toad, are you a bird or an animal? Look up at the sky, blind as a bat. I'm not afraid of your tight eyes. I have a big stick here. Honestly, for you, my endless heart and your uncle. Confucius said: Wei Zude, Xinda is difficult to raise. Also send a few words of encouragement: kill all the millions of soldiers in the rivers and lakes, and the waist is bloody with swords. Stupid dogs don't know heroes, and Yuedong Youzi calls clank.