What wonderful lyrics have you seen that rhyme for the sake of rhyme?

You are not a human being if you don't wash your hands when you defecate —— Be a civilized China person by Wu Zhenyu. The lyrics of this song are roughly like this: Yangtze River, Yellow River and Heilongjiang, men and women, transsexuals. It's not human to shit without washing your hands. Spit everywhere, and dad may throw up. Sorry, I really don't know where to start. All right.