Classic funny dialogue of cooking class story

Monitor Hong is overweight and nicknamed Pang Hong. He is amiable and always has a smile on his face. He paid attention to leading troops with virtue and mingled with soldiers. His "The Challenge of Hong" inspired many soldiers in the cookhouse squad. Soldiers also like him very much, but he is often "played" by soldiers. He led the cookhouse squad to win the title of "excellent cookhouse squad" for many years in a row, and he also got excellent every year. Monitor Hong is too confident and often says, "How can I be so witty! How can I be so smart! " Sometimes I like to pass the buck. I immediately put the blame on the soldiers, but sometimes I wronged the company commander.

Lao Gao is the vice monitor of the cookhouse squad. He is tall and thin, and he is a veteran. He often takes the fall for monitor Hong. Lao Gao was a little jealous and always wanted to be a monitor, but he never became one. He tried to squeeze Monitor Hong down, but he finally left the cookhouse squad, and the soldiers often played jokes on him. Whenever the monitor is on a business trip, he plays the role of an official. Lao Gao was criticized for trying to please the company commander and instructor many times. Whenever it is his turn to speak at the meeting, the soldiers, including the monitor, will collectively cancel the meeting. Lao Gao's mantra is "Why don't you let me talk the first time?"

Da Zhou is also an old hand, hardworking and humorous, with a cucumber in his mouth. Holding a cucumber and his sweaty feet left a deep impression on people. The soldiers all said, "How can we solve our worries? Only big week! " He pushes a tricycle to the market to buy food every day, which is the most tiring work of the cookhouse squad, but he has no complaints. The monitor told him to take a day off and eat cucumbers, but he didn't want to sleep. When Da Zhou left the cookhouse squad, the soldiers were reluctant to part. But Zhou people also have shortcomings, that is, they look down on people, often look at people with different eyes, and always say "I cut you" and "unlucky children"

Xiao Hu, nicknamed Hu Shuai, is the best steamed bread chef in the cookhouse squad, and also the top scholar in the cookhouse squad. That year, he was only three points short of being admitted to the university. Xiao Hu often writes poems, both good and bad. The best is the "squad leader's waist" praised by the company commander, and the worst is unsightly. There are five new lines of nonsense that are a poem. No wonder even Zhou said, "I can write such poems one day!" " Xiao Hu also likes to collect poems, and the mantra is "Poetry is among the people!"

Compared with the previous ones, Xiao Jiang can only be regarded as a recruit. His chubby and simple appearance makes people feel very cute. Xiao Jiang snacks never leave his mouth, and he often plays tricks, but he is caught every time. Every time something happens to the cookhouse squad, people will immediately think of Xiao Jiang, and he is also very casual. He once let ants climb into the pickle jar and mice run into the storeroom. Xiao Jiang's heart is actually for the cookhouse squad, but he often does bad things with kindness.

The kitten is the youngest in the class, young and short. Originally, I said I went to the company as a document, but I don't know why I went to the cookhouse squad. In the cooking class, the kitten is responsible for raising pigs. Although he is ready to help others and does good deeds without leaving a name, he also likes others to care about himself. Although he wants to attract attention, he is often laughed at and teased by other comrades in cooking class. Whenever this happens, he will always say "My life is so bitter" and "I thank you!" .

pet phrase???

Pang Hong:

1. Come on!

2. Hong's Challenge Method ~ ~

3. How can I be so smart ~ ~

4. It's really a bear, and it can nest!

Lao Gao:

1. Holy shit.

2. I am very sad

3 ... like countless stars in the sky!

4. What did I say ~ ~

5. comrades, run ~ ~

6. Why didn't you stop talking when you got to my house?

7. Why do I pinch again ~ ~

8. I like you ~ ~

9. What are you doing? Damn it!

10. How to wait when we arrive ~ ~

1 1 ... I'm confused.

Big week:

1. Focus on quality, focus on quality!

2. What the hell! What the hell!

3. I will cut you!

4. Bad boy!

I won't change, I just won't change, even if it is broken ... let my family go home with light light.

6. Never find someone with a sister-in-law ~ ~

8. You ride a broken goat and pretend to be Prince Charming. (to document)

Hu Shuai:

1. Poetry is among the people!

2. Mom, another poem!

Xiao Jiang:

1. Monitor, I listen to you ~ ~

2. I can, I am not an ordinary person!

3. How to solve the problem, only porridge.

Kitten:

1. What are you doing?

2. Oh, my God! My life is so bitter!

I thank you!

4.xx, I hate you!

5. Oh, my God, what's going on! !

6. I'm just a brick in the pigsty, and I don't need to move anywhere!

7. Oh, my God!

On behalf of Wang Ban:

1. Blame me, I didn't have time to drop ~ ~

2. I know why senior staff can't be the monitor ~ ~

3. Why do you always lag behind me when criticizing people ~ ~

4. Take your positions and get ready ~ ~ Bang!

Company commander:

1. What the hell?

2. Yes, yes. Oh, no!

3. poor!

4. Go now!

5.xx, you can do it!

Instrument:

1. Tell you a good news! Everybody: Let's go!

2. What are you doing?

This is nonsense!

Xiao Zhang:

1. Yours does not exist!

2. Yes!

3. ga!

Xiaoyao:

1. Don't drive me crazy!

2. Give you some color to see see!

Purser: All (qua) companies (lia) have been wiped out!

Manager Wu: How are you?