MC skewers ancient poems, the lyrics are very pornographic and violent

1. When I was young and my boss came back from home, An could tell whether I was male or female. (Poor man, what have you experienced in these years?)

2. Red hands, yellow vine wine, two orioles singing in the green willows. Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, a row of egrets ascended into the sky. (Such an artistic conception can only be achieved in Chinese.)

3. Late at night, I suddenly dreamed about youthful things, but only about idle people, not about you. (Do you have a grudge against this person?)

4. Where is the restaurant? Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City. (No nonsense!)

5. Relatives and friends in Luoyang asked each other, "The boat has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains, (Owe someone money? He ran fast enough)

6. The mother-in-law heard that the daughter Come, go to the Qingchi. When my sister heard that my sister was coming, she hung herself from the southeast branch. When my brother heard that my sister was coming, he stopped playing the pipa and was speechless. (Girl, you have such a bad character.)

7. I wish to be like two-winged birds in the sky, and fly separately when disaster strikes.

8. The beauty rolls up the bead curtain, and the traces of people on both sides of the river are gone. There was a lot of noise. (Is this still a beauty?)

9. I persuade you to drink another glass of wine. From now on, Xiao Lang is a passerby. (So heartless?)

10. Once he was snaked. Biting, I can hear the singing of birds everywhere. (This is very meaningful.)

11. I remember the time when Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, which made me unhappy! (My lover got married, and the groom was not you.) < /p>

12. When he was dying, he sat up in shock and asked the visitor with a smile where he came from (pretending to be sick? Looking back?)

13. The carriages were rattling, the horses were rustling, and the spring breeze seemed like February. Scissors. (Jia’s family organizes a spring outing?)

14. There are three thousand guests in the house, and no one is a close friend. (Geniuses are lonely.)

15. Dying disease. I sat up in shock and returned to the girl in the middle of the night. (I will never change my life.)

16. There is no place to go after wearing iron shoes, but that person is in the dim light. (Should you be lucky or depressed. ? )

17. How much sorrow can you have, especially if this is the original match? A ruler is not as good as the love Wang Lun gave me. (Wang Lun jumped off a cliff?) 19. When we wake up, our children suddenly come together. (Cause and effect.) 20. The road is long. Xiu is far away, and the strong man will never come back! (It's neat!)

21. Jiangzhou Sima's green shirt is wet, does the governor of Xuancheng know it?

22. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and the iron pestles are ground into embroidery needles. (Realism.)

23. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and a pear tree is blooming over the begonias (A happy reunion...)< /p>

24. When I ask what love is in the world, the apes on both sides of the river can’t help crying. (Sad apes.)

25. A moment in spring is worth a thousand dollars, so I know that I have to do it. Dad Vs, crush and fall.)

26. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, and there are three people facing each other. (It can only be understood, not expressed.)

27. The emperor calls. If you don't get on the boat, spend the spring night in the hibiscus tent. (How brave.)

28. The water in Peach Blossom Pond is thousands of feet deep, and the hot spring water is slippery and smooth. (Girl, be careful of drowning!)

29. If you are happy in life, you must have all the fun. From now on, the king will not go to court early. (You stupid king!)

30. My husband and I took off our shirts and spent the spring night warm in the hibiscus tent.

(Rotten!)