Female: No idlers allowed in? Why is this thing posted on our door? Son, son, mom is back
Male: Mom
Female: Go, what's the fuss about when we're an old couple? Where's our son?
Male: My dad just went out
Female: What are you talking about?
Male: Aren’t our sons like us now? I treat my son better than I treat my father
Female: It’s boring to talk about what you’re doing. , this is our home. . What's going on? Did someone block it?
Male: I banned him
Female: What the hell, you are crazy
Male: Yeah
Female: You banned him What?
Male: My son is going to be admitted to an art school soon. I have sealed all the sounds, sounds, and images for him so that he can have a good sleep and be energetic enough for the exam. ah!
Female: How are you preparing the things I asked you to prepare?
Male: We are already ready. Come here quickly. Haha
Female: Ah,
Male: Come over and have a look, leaders are welcome to inspect
Female: Don’t be short of anything
< p>Child: Dad, Mom, I’m backMale: Oh, look at my old son’s loss
Female: Oh, my eldest son is back, oh my god, How are you? Are you thirsty? My son, come here and have a look. Mom just went to the street to buy some fruit specially for you. Take a look at these oranges and I tell you they are so sweet.
Child: Eat oranges again. I won’t eat any more
Female: Hey, you are talking about your child
Male: The child has eaten enough, and oranges cannot be given to the child
Female: What’s going on?
Male: I’m getting angry after eating oranges. Let’s do it. The child has trouble going to the toilet
Female: Take a look
Male: Let’s talk about that stuff It’s bad for your throat, it will affect your exams, and your son won’t eat the right food, haha
Female: There are a lot of things going on today, okay, then let’s eat a pear as a judicious person.
Child: I won’t eat pears either
Male: Yes, pears can’t be eaten like that
Female: How should I eat them?
Male: You freeze it
Female: I won’t let you eat the good pears, but freeze them when you’re done?
Male: My child will take the college entrance examination soon, frozen pear means motivation, haha
Female: Then you can’t do this, and you can’t do that, so what can you do?
Male: Look at your loss. I've been so excited that I've been quarreling with words, so can you do the job I've arranged for you?
Female: What are the arrangements?
Have you arranged a car to send your child to take the exam?
Female: Hum, I have already prepared it for my son
Male: How many sets?
Female: I can get one
Male: Is that okay? What if it bubbles up?
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Female: Look, you are thinking about that. How many units do you want?
Male: At least two of them
Female: Why do you need so many?
Male: In case of traffic jam, let’s do a relay or something
Female: Are you worried about traffic jams? If you're afraid of traffic jams, just go to 120. That'll be faster.
Male: Oh, my wife, you are so sharp. Hahaha
Child: Why don’t you two want to send me to the hospital? According to what you two said, the firetruck is going to be fast, and it will arrive soon. Then man: How can it be done? The exam is so hot, I'll put it out for you. Don't say anything unlucky, bah bah bah. Man: Have you obtained your son's birth certificate?
Female: Huh? ! ! !
Male: Are you ready for the birth certificate?
Child: Dad, why do you want a second child? < /p>
Male: Don’t forget it. Every year, some students forget to bring this thing and they don’t rush home to pick it up. Child: Superfluous
Male: You Look, I'm superfluous at home. I've already given up all the worries. From tomorrow on, I won't care about anything. Isn't that okay if I don't care about anything anymore? I only have so many fish in my belly. Without me, there won't be a feast. Oh my son, you See how you shaved your hair? Old son. Man: Come, come here.
Child: What's going on?
Male: What else happened? Are you going to wear these clothes for the exam?
Child: Ah, what are you wearing for the exam?
Male: No
Female: No, are these clothes disobedient?
Male: What a good-looking thing, this dress is too unlucky!
Child: Why doesn’t it look unlucky?
Male: There is a big cross on my chest that I didn’t look at. Is it okay to wear this for the exam? This test is a cross-section test, a cross-section test.
Can it still be passed?
Female: Then what did you say?
Male: What can I wear? You put your son in the right clothes and take a test of "Bata", and he passes the test with "Bata". Girl: Oh, you can pass if you wear the right clothes. You want to wear a belt with a bird? You can still fly
Male: I will kill you through a cannon
Female: Who are you talking to? What are you doing?
Child: Stop arguing, you two are the same no matter what you wear
Female: I always worry about you
Male: My son, dad will follow You said, you must understand Dad. From the day I got the news that you were going to take the college entrance examination at an art school, Dad became anxious and angry. It was like I was suffering from prenatal depression.
Child: Uh?
Female: What? ! ! !
Before and after the male exam, your father is more nervous than you, so you just think, in your generation, your grandfather herds cows; in your generation, you herd sheep; in your generation, dad is like a donkey. . After all these lifetimes of dealing with livestock, it’s not easy for you to have a new talent in your lifetime. Do you think dad can stop paying attention to it? ! Don't worry, I hope you can be successful in this life. Look, Dad has prepared all this information for you. Here are the review materials
Children and girls: What are you preparing for? That is
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Dad: Poetry, prose, and so on. . .
Children: No, Dad, you’ll have to wait a moment. I won’t need any of the things you prepared. My own teacher has already prepared them for me.
Dad: I am not modest. I will regret the lack of books when I use them. I won’t have enough money at the end of the month. (The woman said: This is all...) Why don’t you understand this? Woman: Where are you talking about? That's it, don't worry about it, it's true. Son, tell your mother what your teacher taught you, such as reciting and screaming, and she will listen.
Child: Duoduo, please help me take a look. Where is the sound of the matouqin in the Hulunbuir Prairie
Male: (slamming the table) Oh my god! stop!
Female: (pushing the man) You are sick, you scared me
Male: No
Child: Why not?
Male: This is too bad
Female: Your son said it is very good, what are you doing?
Dad: Dad will give you tutoring< /p>
Female: Do you still have the ability to tutor me?
Male: Why did you follow me in the first place if you don’t have the ability! Follow my butt every day. Come here, dad tells you, it’s better this way. What Hulunbuir Prairie
Child: Yes, yes, yes
Dad: You have to be like this. Hulunbuir Prairie, look at the Dantian, chest, abdominal cavity, pelvic cavity,
Women and children: What!
Male: Dantian, Dantian. You have to use this for him, come on.
Hulun, where is the Hulunbuir Prairie
Child: Hulun