(Evaluated by 708 people) 8. 1
Dynasty: Song Dynasty
Author: Zhu
Original text:
Half an acre of square pond opened, and the sky was overcast.
How can the canal be so clear? Because there is inexhaustible living water for it. (That pass: Where is it)
It's not a poem, it's a spoof poem, and the second one is below.
Write a poem
Xiao Sheng 2010-02-27 22: 34: 51
1. Students without Cai Feng's wings replied: It is better to pull a chicken than a phoenix.
★ Positive solution: However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn.
2. Ask where the canal is so clear. Next sentence: There is a clear spring in my heart.
★ Positive solution: Only the source flowing water has come.
3. Fill in the following sentence for "How to cut the candles in the west window" in the Chinese exam for senior one. A: "As soon as the husband and wife sit in the morning". The Chinese teacher fainted while reading the paper.
★ Positive solution: "When you talk about late rain"
4. A high school Chinese exam is also filled with the following sentence: Mayflies shake trees,-
★ Positive solution: ridiculous overreaching.
One student wrote: Don't move.
5. The last sentence is: the beauty of a gentleman * * Students fill in: small people succeed.
wordless ....
6. If you are poor, you will be alone-if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines.
★ Positive solution: Achieving the goal will help the world.
7. "I advised God to stand up again, and God yelled at me three times."
★ Positive solution: drop talents without sticking to one pattern, Gong Zizhen.
8. a classmate, question: I hope people will answer for a long time: an eternity!
I laughed wildly at that time, but now I think it's quite classic.
★ Positive solution: a thousand miles away * * * Chanjuan
9. When taking the Chinese exam, I asked: What are the biographies of Spring and Autumn? Some students replied: ram pass, left pass, cow pass.
Later, I found out that many people actually wrote this answer ... inn. ...
★ Positive solution: Ram pass, left pass, pass.
10. It makes people haggard for Iraq. Next sentence: You will never regret taking off your clothes ★ Correct solution: You will never regret taking off your clothes gradually.
1 1. sunrise in the east and rain in the west ~ the following sentence needs to be filled in ~ some students have filled it in: get married in the wrong sedan chair ~
★ Positive solution: The Tao is sunny or sunny.
12. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west-some people even answered: fighting at the end of the bed.
13. Fill in (), the scum's wife will not be dismissed.
Someone actually wrote: married men don't go to bed! ! ! The Chinese teacher is angry!
★ Positive solution: I can't forget what I know about poverty.
14. High school exam, "I don't have Cai Feng's wings, _ _ _ _".
A classmate filled in "both husband and wife returned to China."
★ Positive solution: However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn.
15. There are other ladies in his court, and the dialogue of 3,000 stunning beauties: iron bars will also be ground into needles ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Khan ~ this kid really thinks ~
★ Positive solution: But his love for 3,000 is concentrated on one person.
16. One exam. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, _ _ _ _?
My classmate is quite neat: the tortoise is crawling by the river in Dongcun.
★ Positive solution: Peach blossom and flowing water mandarin fish fertilizer
17. (As long as you look like Saddam Hussein) People all over the world know you.
Sweat ~★ Positive Solution: Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead.
18. A classmate filled in: Since God has given talents, let them find jobs! He showed his magic at a critical moment.
★ Positive solution: Since God has given talents, let them find jobs! , spin one thousand silver, all back!
19. "If the sky is affectionate, the sky is old." What's the next sentence?
A: People do not waste their youth!
★ Positive solution: If the moon has no hate, it is round! (Li He's "Golden Tongxian Ci Han Song")
20. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, students fill in: Please don't tell him.
★ Positive solution: A piece of ice is in the jade pot.
2 1. The first part of the final exam is: the main body of heroic works. ...
The couplets of junior three students are: the charm of mother still exists.
There is another answer: (Viagra can't beat the golden gun) (vomiting blood ...) ★ The original text is like this: the hero is working late at night, and the beauty is picturesque and only envious!
22. Chinese final exam answer: good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease. A: It's a fool not to eat!
No one has died since ancient times. A: It's just that there are deaths one after another!
End: Colleagues were left by the teacher to train birds after the parent-teacher meeting. ...
★ Positive solution: A good medicine tastes bitter and is good for illness, but a good advice is good for action.
23. On the monthly exam, there was a question to write down: "Since God has given talents, let them find jobs!" Heart. A gifted student replied, "The mouse son can make holes."
The Chinese teachers in the whole office collectively laughed without image ~ ~
24. A student answered this question. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light, _ _ _ _ _ _? Answer: Li Bai slept soundly.
★ The positive solution is: Could there have been frost? .
25. The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, _ _ _ _ _ A: The front wave died on the beach.
★ The positive solution is: new things for old things.
26. The leopard in the peeping tube A: You scared me. ...
★ The positive solution is: visible.
27. Please fill in the following sentences in brackets: If there is love in the sky, people will get old (I am only worried that I can't wait).
★ Positive solution: If the moon has no hate, it is round!
28. The first sentence of "flying into the homes of ordinary people" should be "Thanks, old king".
A classmate wrote: "Kangjia dominates TV sets and flies into the homes of ordinary people."
29. Glowing glass of wine-written by classmates: There are many beautiful women with money.
★ Positive solution: If you want to drink pipa, hurry up immediately.
30. A representative work of a junior high school classmate: ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night (fill in the blanks), and pedestrians on the road want to break their souls.
★ the positive solution is: it rains in the Qingming period.
3 1. There was another test of Tao Yuanming's "Five Doors of Rice Can't Bend", and the classmate filled in "Just Give me Six Doors" ...
★ The positive solution is: Boxing is a villain in the village.
32. There is an exam: the old man is old, and the old man is old. Students fill in: wife, my wife, other people's wives. ——!
This classmate is very dedicated, haha.
★ The positive solution is: young people and young people.
At that time, Jin Ge was an iron horse. (Ask the next question) Students fill in-look at the present and stick to it.
★ Positive Solution: Swallow Wan Li.
34. In the fifth grade, I got "Two heads are better than one" in an exam, and "the same smell" made the invigilator and the headmaster outside laugh.
★ The positive solution is: be the best Zhuge Liang.
35. Couples of Grade One students went to the city between white clouds and embraced the mountains.
The classmate was right: I went to the hotel to put the young lady to bed, and the Chinese teacher vomited blood on the spot and died.
★ The positive solution is: In the secluded forest, birds wash their ears.
36. "If two relationships are long-lasting", the classmate is right: it should be the time when two people get married.
★ The positive solution is: Are you sooner or later?
37. Qian Fan walked by the sinking ship. Students are right: there are many ways to be complacent.
★ The positive solution is: Wan Muchun in front of the sick tree
38. What's the next sentence of "I hate having fewer books when I use them" in the exam? This classmate is right, "the money will not be enough by the end of the month."
★ The positive solution is that it is not difficult to know what happened.
39. "If there is love in the sky, it will be old". What's the next sentence? A: If people are affectionate, they will die early.
★ Positive solution: If the moon has no hate, it is round!
40. Since ancient times, no one has died in life. Students fill it out, and some people have no paper in their stools.
★ positive solution: take the heart of Dan and follow the history of history.
4 1. Do you know Li Qingzhao's Dream Preface? Do you know that?/You know what? ___________"
The original sentence is "green, fat, red and thin"
The classmate replied, "Sorry, I didn't know ..."
42. The second half of Mr. Lu Xun's sentence was "I spilled my blood on Xuanyuan", and the classmate filled in "He stabbed himself with his knife" ...
★ Positive solution: Send a message that Han Xing will not check.
43. I took a Chinese test when I was a freshman. Q: If Dongfeng disagrees with Zhou Lang, what's the next sentence? 80% of the class's answer is: lose your wife and lose your soldiers.
★ Positive solution: Tongque Chunshen applied to lock Er Qiao.
44. In high school, Chairman Mao's words were: red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, and () the students replied: white in the southeast, northwest and white.
★ Positive solution: Who is dancing with color training?
45. The shooter shoots the horse first, _ _ _ _ _ _ _. The classmate replied: Caught him in bed.
★ Positive solution: Catch the thief first.
46. In the Chinese exam, there is a revolutionary poem in the blank: the doors of people are locked, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
The deskmate's answer: The hole the dog climbed out of is also locked/* * *, all locked!
★ Positive Solution: Prison Song-Ye Ting
The door where people go in and out is locked, and the hole where dogs climb out is open.
A voice shouted, "Climb out! Give you freedom!
I long for freedom, but I also know that,
The human body can climb out of the dog hole!
I just hope that the underground fire will come that day,
Burn this living coffin with me,
I deserve eternal life in fire and blood.
47. "Qian Shan is always in love." The classmate replied: it is not good to give one more branch.
The marking teacher is right: love is love, points are points, and giving more points is not enough. (This teacher is really funny ~ ~)
★ Positive solution: Convergence and dispersion are also doomed.
48. Poetry often needs to be filled in high school Chinese papers. One topic is "Zhongshan Wolf, _ _ _ _ _ _" in A Dream of Red Mansions.
A boy filled in "I am a Siberian tiger", and we all laughed silly. . .
★ Positive solution: Success becomes rampant.
49. When I was a freshman, I had a monthly exam. The last sentence says, go out and laugh to the sky.
(★ Positive solution: Are we Artemisia people? Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist.
There is another sentence, the last sentence: clear water gives birth to hibiscus,
★ Positive solution: natural sculpture.
Some people write that mud gives birth to lotus roots;
Others are even more unique, saying: heroes come from troubled times ~ ~
50. In the Chinese exam, Q: How much sadness can you have? Students pour it like a pot of Erguotou.
★ Positive solution: Just like a river flowing eastward.