Second, the boss and the second child are flying, and the second child is airsick and keeps vomiting. A bag was full, so the boss had to get it. When he came back, he found that the whole plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second said, "I saw that this bag was full, so I had to drink half a bag, and they all vomited."
3. A man went to visit his grandmother with a friend. When he was talking to his grandmother, his friend began to eat the peanuts on the coffee table and ate them all. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Hmm! Alas! Since I lost all my teeth, I can only suck the chocolate out of them. Old, cough. . .
Fourth, a rich man was looking for a servant. The topic of the interview was to go to the toilet. The first few people came out without washing their hands. So the rich man sent them away, only one washed his hands, so the rich man kept him. But one day, the rich man found that he came out without washing his hands. The rich man asked him why. The servant replied, "I brought toilet paper today ..."
5. On this day, the hotel owner was patrolling the lobby. A beggar came forward and said, "Can the boss give me a toothpick?" The boss gave him one and sent it away. After a while, another beggar came, also asking for a toothpick. The boss thought, why does the beggar want toothpicks instead of rice now? I also gave him one to send away, not too old, and another beggar came. The boss said to him, "Are you here for a toothpick, too?" The beggar said, "someone threw up, but I was late. The first two beggars had eaten everything they could, and now there is only soup left." Can you give me a straw? "
Sixth, the eldest brother and the second brother went to the theater to see the play, and they saw that they were arguing about the plot development halfway, and made a bet on it. The boss pointed to a row of spittoons in front of him and said, "The loser should have a sip of what's there." Unfortunately, the boss lost, so the boss frowned and took a sip. The two went on to bet on the following plot. This time, the second child lost. I saw that the second child picked up a spittoon and gulped fifteen mouthfuls. The boss was shocked and admired, and said to the second child, "You are amazing, you can even drink fifteen mouthfuls!" " The second shook his head. "It's not that I want to drink. The sputum in that spittoon is too thick. I really can't stop biting!" "
7. A man saw a big sale in a shop and went in. "What do you want?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a rule?" "This is the case with goods on sale." The man had been grinding with the salesman for a long time, but the salesman still refused to sell it to him. No way, the man had to go home and bring the dog before he bought the dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat." It was the same shop assistant, and the man dawdled with her for a long time. As a result, he still had to go home and bring the cat to buy < P > cat food. A few days later, the man came to the shop with a big cardboard box with a hole in it and found the salesman. "What do you want?" "Just put your hand in and you'll know." The salesman put his hand in: "What is it? It's sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."
8. Some people like the dish "Spicy vermicelli pot" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish had been sold out. "Is it really sold out?" He asked in disappointment. "Sir, really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. " The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman's food has been eaten almost, but the "spicy vermicelli pot" is still full. The man felt that a gentleman wasted delicious food, so he went to the gentleman, pointed to the "spicy vermicelli pot" and asked politely, "Sir, do you want more?" The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up a spoon and wolfed it down. After a while, he swallowed half of it. Suddenly, he found a tiny mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole with all its fur. In a fit of nausea, the man vomited all the fans he had eaten back into the casserole. When he was having a stomachache there, the gentleman looked at him sympathetically and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it?" I was like this just now ... "
Nine, eat something hot!
The eldest brother and the second brother were marching in the desert, hungry and thirsty. They were on the verge of death, and they were dying. Suddenly, they saw a rotting body in front of them. There was nothing they could do. In order to survive, they decided to eat it. The second brother said to the eldest brother, "You go first", and the eldest brother took a few bites first. Because it was too disgusting, the eldest brother spit it out. At this time, the second brother was quick-witted and caught what the eldest brother spit out and went. .
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