One is that Su Shi's literary attainments are too high, and the other is that Su Shi's stories spread too much and too widely, almost all of which make people laugh. After listening to them once, they are deeply impressed, such as the story of him and Fo Yin.
On this day, Su Shi just cooked a fish to eat, and it happened that Fo Yin came. Su Shi knew that monks would catch their own fish to eat, so he quickly hid on the bookshelf. But all this has not escaped Fo Yin's eyes.
Fo Yin didn't find it, but said solemnly, "Today, I'm here for advice. What do you say, how to write Su Shi's Su character? "
Su Shi was shocked and said, "This is not simple. There is a grass prefix above, and there are crops and fish below. It is Sue. "
Fo Yin snorted and said, "No, this fish should be on it."
Su Shi's face fell and said, "Nonsense, how can the fish be on it?" It has to be down there! "
Fo Yin smiled, stood up and took the fish off the pen. He tore off his cheek and ate it. While eating, he said, "This is what you said. The fish is below, and the poor monk is welcome! " Su Shi also laughed.
This is the elegance of the literati, even grabbing food so well. However, despite his great respect for Fo Yin, Su Shi never really liked monks. Even when I was with Fo Yin, I called Fo Yin a "bald donkey" many times.
In fact, there is a reason why Su Shi is like this. For example, the following events recorded in Green Window Newspeak reflect this point.
It is said that when Su Shi was a magistrate in Hangzhou. On this day, the drums suddenly sounded, and Su Shi quickly got up and went to court. Soon, I saw a monk tied up and brought in. Su Shi didn't know what was going on until he asked.
Monks become monks in Lingyin Temple, with clear dharma numbers, but six are not clean. He fell in love with a woman named Li Xiu Nu. What is even more incredible is that Li Xiu slaves are prostitutes by profession.
Knowing that she was infatuated, she not only didn't dislike it, but also said: This life is yours. When I return to vulgarity, I will fly with me Li Xiu agreed, but he didn't take it seriously. She collected it clearly because she knew she had money. So two people together.
Knowing that I am more and more infatuated, in order to express my thoughts, I also carved two poems on my forearm: I wish to be born in bliss and avoid teaching this world bitter love!
It can be seen that at least a scholar, these two poems are also true. However, the helpless Li Xiunu is still unmoved and helpless. You can say anything as long as you have money. No money? Then I'm sorry, don't say it's useless to carve poems on your forearm, even on your face.
Sure enough, there will be no money soon, but he doesn't think so. He came after all, and was rejected by Li Xiu slave. Obviously, you can't think of anything without money.
This means that the relationship has been made clear, and the legitimate transaction belongs to the category of prostitutes and has nothing to do with the truth. But unexpectedly, it is still stubborn. Several times, he came here empty-handed, but he was quick-eyed and quick-footed. He actually killed a slave in Li Xiu, so he was arrested and brought to Su Shi.
When Su Shi heard about it, he showed his forearm. If those two poems are engraved on it, Su Shi's nose will be crooked. Literati? Monk? But what kind of literati and monks are they called? It's hopeless!
Since the facts are so clear, Su Shi picked up the pen in his hand and began to write the verdict. It turned out to be a poem: this bald slave is a terrible yogi. Hold fast to the top of Yunshan Mountain. When I fell in love with Lou Yu, I was helpless. According to cruel hands, my face is broken. Where is the empty color today? I have a bitter acacia in my arms, and I paid my acacia debt this time! (The word is "Walking on the Beach")
Finally, he was sentenced and taken to the city for beheading! Later generations once commented on Su Shi's verdict: Throughout the ages, no one is straightforward.
That is, although Su Shi used one sentence as a judgment, he had an attitude (the first two sentences), a cause of action (the third, fourth and fifth sentences), a course of the case (the sixth, seventh and eighth sentences) and a judgment (the last two sentences).
And judging by poetry, there are not many people who can do this through the ages. Su Shi is the most famous, so his judgment has become a famous article!