Su Dongpo joked about his sister’s appearance, describing her convex forehead and concave eyes as follows:?
Before leaving the hall, three or five steps before leaving the hall, her forehead first came to the front of the painting hall;?
< p>The tears I wiped away several times were so deep that they left two streams of water. ?Su Xiaomei smiled and immediately retorted: ?
A clump of mourning grass came out of her lips, and her hair and hair were apricot; ?
The quarrel was answered There was no place to look, and suddenly I heard a voice coming from the hair. ?
This poem mocks Su Shi’s unkempt and unkempt beard. A girl is most afraid of being told about the weaknesses of her appearance. Su Xiaomei's forehead was a bit protruding and her eye sockets were slightly protruding, so she was caught and teased by Su Shi. Su Xiaomei said that Su Shi's beard didn't seem to have touched the sore spot, and she felt that she had not taken advantage. After taking a closer look, I found that my brother's forehead was flat and not impressive, and he had a horse face, one foot long, with two eyes far apart. The whole facial features were out of proportion. He immediately wrote another poem happily: ?
The sky is wide and the road is three thousand, looking into the distance between Yun and Han with two eyebrows; ?
Last year a drop of lovesickness tears still cannot flow down my cheeks
Su Shi heard this He was so happy that he patted his sister on the head and laughed. When the Su brothers and sisters play proverbs, there are no taboos. They often use puns to leave you imaginable.