A: Thank you. Thank you for giving me a little applause at home.
Hey, that's not right! ?
A: Clap your hands again. These are all for you. ?
B: Thank you. ?
Thank you again for your applause. ?
Why do you always argue about this? ?
A: Actually, all the audience came to see you. ?
Oh, no, look at us. ?
Um ...?
B: Why?
A: Give priority to you and help me.
How can you say that? ?
A: Who doesn't know? XXX, you have been in the music industry for so long, and your ability and skills are great! ?
I am flattered. Not as rich as you, 5 thousand! ?
A: Crosstalk or reading is a good thing! ?
Well, good thing! ?
A: They are all full of artistic charm! Is it? ?
B: Isn't it?
A: Everyone has his own ideas and can't be forced. Some people don't like crosstalk. ?
Yes, there are many. ?
A: Just tell me how noble you are.
B: I'm noble. What?
You just want to study?
I am so stupid. ?
A: Yes, I like chatting with such people, because I am a scholar myself, you know? ?
B: Hit a learned man? A scholar. ?
A: This is an ancient word. ?
B: no, it's just simple.
That's not how you read it, is it? ?
B: Just studying. ?
A: Well, I am a scholar. ?
Really? ?
A: Why? You see, when I was in college, after I came out, after so many years.
B: How old are you? Are you still in college?
A: If you don't attend now, you will attend in the future, just ... listen to me and stop. ?
Listen to me. Stop. Let me ask you something and talk to you. ?
Who knows you? I, I ... Because of what ...
A: What's it called? We've been talking here for a long time. I'm here, just chatting. Let me ask you something. ?
Can you chat?
A: Say it!
B: If I ask you a question, I must ask and answer it.
Ah, yes! ?
B: You should be next to each other. ?
A: OK. Look, I don't understand either. Say something else. ?
Ah ... yes, it's better to say something else. For example, reading a book,
A: Yes, if you say study, you have to study.
B: Yes!
A: Is that right? I especially like reading books. Ah, especially classical literature. I admire classical literature very much! ?
Do you still like classical literature? ?
Look at my mouth. Admire! Look! I push from classical literature! Ah, that's wrong.
B: Cough!
A: I'll do it again! ?
Stop showing off. Please, I know you like this! ?
I like this. These great writers, how do you think people, people, people got these? (Clapping hands) Ah! ?
B: What's the matter with all these writers baking sesame cakes? What are you filming?
A: That ... book! ?
B: Book, read and turn! ?
How did you write it? Four Great Classical Novels, that is a mountain in my heart! ?
Yes, a good book! ?
A: Ah, Four Great Classical Novels, look! ?
Yes, I saw it. ?
A: Look, study hard and look. ?
B: I didn't learn well. I saw it. ?
A: Four Great Classical Novels, as you all know.
Of course I know.
A: Three ... Romances of the Three Kingdoms ...?
Ah, yes. ?
A: Is that right? ?
B: That's right!
Oh, my God! hey ...
I guess I got the right one ...?
I've never been right about this! ?
A: A cold sweat!
I'm in trouble. ?
A: The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, right? ?
B: That's right! ?
A: You bought four copies, and they are all here! Romance of Three Kingdoms. ?
B: Huh? Four copies. Are these four classic novels? ?
A: A Dream of Red Mansions.
B: That's right. ?
A: Is that right? Water Margin. ?
B: Yes. ?
A: Classic works. Read more books. The book has its own golden house, and the book has its own Yan Ruyu! ?
B: That's right. ?
A: Isn't it? ?
B: There is a saying!
A: I don't know what these two sentences mean … but I know … good words! ?
B: Ah, just say it if you don't know what it means.
A: Good word!
B: It's a good word. You have to understand it.
My favorite is The Journey to the West.
The Journey to the West is good. ?
Everyone knows The Journey to the West. Ah, this, the Monkey King, Pig Bajie, Friar Sand, three people. It doesn't matter to the three of them. One head hits the ground like a close friend, and three people stand up, right? Together, they established a country called Shu, ah. There is another country here, Wu Dong. Oh ... This way ...?
B: You read a book and strung this! There, went to the Three Kingdoms to go here? ?
A: Why?
B: Cough! All right, forget it. ?
A: Always asking that question! ?
B: All right! Forget it. ?
Just their brothers, aren't they?
B: There are four masters and apprentices.
A: Tang Priest. ?
B: That's right. ?
A: Go to the Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures! Right? Take the three of them. I love Journey to the West, which is very human!
B: Yes, anthropomorphic things. ?
A: Gee, although it's about monsters, many stories are very similar to people. ?
Really? ?
A: For example, Tang Priest and Pig Bajie are very much like father and son to me. ?
How can it be?
A: Bajie is lazy, lying and not working. Tang Priest likes him best.
B: It's called doting.
A: Isn't it? There is a chapter, I don't know if you have noticed it.
How did you write it? ?
A: Very human. ?
What are you talking about?
A: Bajie asked Tang Priest, Master. They all say I am the ugliest in the world. Do you think I am?
What did the Tang Priest say?
A: I can't say that when the Tang Priest burst into tears, son. You have to tell me if I am the ugliest in the world. Guess what? Ask Guanyin Bodhisattva. Pig Bajie asked Guanyin and was in high spirits when he hit Bodhisattva, Master! Who is XXX? ?
Why did you mention me? (exit)
Extended data:
There are three cradles of crosstalk: Beijing Tianqiao, Tianjin Quanyechang and Nanjing Confucius Temple. It is generally believed that it was formed during the reign of Xianfeng and Tongzhi in Qing Dynasty. It is a folk art form that makes the audience laugh by telling jokes or interesting questions and answers.
It evolved from "Xiang Sheng" in the Song Dynasty. By the end of Qing Dynasty, crosstalk had formed modern characteristics and styles. Mainly in Beijing dialect, there are also "dialect crosstalk" in local dialects. In the process of cross talk, we have absorbed the artistic advantages of ventriloquism and storytelling extensively, combined Zhuang and harmony, expressed truth, goodness and beauty with satirical jokes, made people laugh as the artistic feature, and took "speaking, learning, teasing and singing" as the main artistic means.
There are three forms of performance: stand-alone performance, counterpart performance and group performance. Stand-up crosstalk is performed by actors and tells jokes; Crosstalk consists of two actors hugging each other and teasing each other. Usually, there are two categories: "one head is heavy" and "mother is dumbfounded". Crosstalk, also known as "group work", is performed by more than three actors.
Traditional plays satirize all kinds of ugly phenomena in the old society and reflect all kinds of phenomena in life mainly through humorous narration. After liberation, in addition to continuing to carry forward the satirical tradition, there are also works praising new people and new things. Traditional songs include The Battle between Guan Gong and Qin Qiong, Drama and Dialect, Jia Xingjia and Stripping the Jacket, with a total of more than 200 songs. Works that reflect real life have great influence, such as Night Tour, Buying Monkeys and Hat Factory.