Drunk limerick

Poetry 1: drunken limerick

With a glass of wine in your hand, the moonlight is bright and the evening breeze is fragrant.

Chinese food is served in all seasons, green in spring and yellow in autumn.

Always boasting a lot to others, swallowing the river with twists and turns.

Three rivers and five lakes have diarrhea, and the sun, moon and stars enter the stomach sac.

If you are drunk, you dare to laugh and look ugly.

Anger rushed to the crown and Qianshan collapsed.

Poetry 2: Drinking alone

Listen to the clock ticking, look around and see nothing.

Envy others' smartness and make friends quarrel.

Humanitarian narcissism, I drink Du Kang to relieve fatigue.

Who knows that after three drinks, you will be stupid and dizzy.

Beautiful women come here to see their boldness.

It's easy to dispel all your worries,

Why don't you have three more drinks?

Seeing my temperament at this time, waking up after drinking is not bragging.

Poetry 3: Drunk limerick

Yesterday was great,

I didn't drink half a catty.

A lot of nonsense,

Brothers and sisters also drift with the tide.

Wandering like a cloud,

I don't know where I am.

Marvel Comics drank such a good wine!

Do you blame alcohol when you drink too much?

Drinking so much wine,

What a waste of resources!

I don't know when I will get home,

The wife's anger struggled to pinch,

When a brake is used,

Are you afraid of talons?

The stomach is aggressive,

Sleep and drink water several times.

Shame and regret,

Be sure to control it next time!

There will be a new work on Dragon Boat Festival.

Write it out and share it with everyone!

Ridiculous! Ridiculous!