How about some jokes about ancient poems?

Zhang Dayou's Ode to Snow is a blur on the river and a black hole in the well. The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen. Liu Ji's "Paizhuan" was invited last year because of Paizhuan, and was invited again this year. Bring it here, bring it here, make tiles. Is it a tile kiln? Yang Yuchun's "Buddha", you sleep well, once you sleep, everything will be over. If I sleep with you, who will protect the country? Zhu Yuanzhang's "Golden Rooster Announces Dawn": A rooster crows and pouts twice. Three calls called out Fusang, sweeping away the remnant star Xiao Yue. Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty was a well-educated emperor. It is said that on a trip, he wrote a satirical doggerel after he returned to the palace, because a scholar of Hanlin called a stone statue called Weng Zhong Weng Zhong: how Weng Zhong read Weng Zhong, he certainly didn't do anything in those days. From now on, it is forbidden to judge Lin Han and demote Jiangnan. Shui Yuan ran to the hut to shit, suddenly forgot to bring toilet paper, took out a million-dollar bill in his bag and wiped his ass. The endless grassland on the plain, birds are singing everywhere around me, but you broaden your horizons for 300 miles and have good socialism! Why is it so dark? Because cows are flying in the sky! Why do cows fly in the sky? Because you are blowing on the ground!