There are four college roommates, and the one who sleeps in my upper bunk is called pig head.
In summer, it's too hot to sleep at all.
The sink in the dormitory was wide and long, and the pig's head was too hot to stand, so he ran over and the whole person was wearing a pair of shorts across the sink. It was called a cool, and he fell asleep contentedly.
As a result, all the students came to wash clothes. I was embarrassed to wake him, so I secretly washed it. As soon as the washing water fell, I almost drowned my pig's head along the pool.
When the pig woke up, he said to the mirror, "Shit, why am I so clean?"
Piggy wants to buy a better electric fan, but he doesn't have enough money on him. So he wrote a novel and contributed it to The Story King, intending to get some money for it.
He excitedly showed me the manuscript, and I read it again, which hurt my heart. The story is that the boys' dormitory is too dirty, which causes rats to mutate and kill a dormitory.
He asked me how I was doing. I was silent for a while, nodded and said, "Not bad, let's try."
Later the manuscript was returned.
The pig's persistent modification was changed into a boy's dormitory, which was too dirty, which led to the mutation of mice and killed the counselor who came to check the hygiene.
The manuscript was returned again. The pig was furious this time, stayed up all night, changed all night, and doubled.
The content this time is that the boys' dormitory is too dirty, which causes the mouse to mutate and bite one of the students. After graduation, the student became the editor of Story King. Although he was a virgin, he died of syphilis.
The manuscript was not returned this time, and the editor wrote back to him. He said in a sincere tone, "classmate, I'm going to kill you."
Pig gave up his dream of making money and began to play games. He spent 30 yuan to buy a second-hand bully from a flea market and play the History of the Three Kingdoms 2.
He got up early and played in the dark until something went wrong with the game card, only to kill six Guan Yu and eight Cao Cao alive.
One month before the holiday that year, everyone couldn't scrape together ten dollars. So I was hungry for three days. After waking up, I rushed to the bathroom and poured tap water. Then I went back to bed to keep my strength and try to fall asleep as soon as possible.
On the fourth day, everyone cried with hunger.
The monitor mobilized in the girls' dormitory and sent us a sack of snacks. I hope we can live a good life. At that time, we looked at the sack, our hands were shaking, we picked up a twist and put it in our mouth, and tears flowed out.
Stick to sacks for three days and fall into hunger again. I remember clearly that the pig jumped out of bed in the middle of the night, and the other three people stared at him in shock and asked, "Where are you going?" The pig said, "I don't care if I want to eat." I said, "Do you have money to eat?" The pig wiped his tears, walked firmly to the door, twisted his body and shouted, "I don't have any money, but I don't care if I want to eat." The three of us swore, and all kinds of vicious words made him turn back to bed before he got to the door, crying and saying, "I will be scolded for eating, too." I don't eat. "
The pig's head disappeared this morning. I was so hungry that suddenly someone handed me a bowl of hot soup. When I saw it, it was a pig head. He grinned and said, "We are so stupid. The soup in the canteen is free. "
The whole dormitory shed tears on the spot.
The pig muttered, "If only there were grilled oysters. Add more garlic and bake until it boils. "
Later, the pig fell in love.
He likes to have a teacher elder sister.
Pig stayed in the boiling water room, waiting for the teacher elder sister to turn on the water.
But he was afraid to confess. Sister Shi put the water bottle on the wall. As soon as she walked away, the pig stole her water bottle back to the dormitory. A month later, the pig stole her nineteen water bottles.
As roommates, we don't quite understand, but we are vaguely excited. We can sell water bottles.
One night, the pig said, "Actually, I was showing my love diplomatically."
I was surprised and asked, "Why do you say that?"
The pig said, "I'm going to steal 520 water bottles from her before graduation, and she will know that this means 520 (I love you)."
Everyone was silent and thought, fuck you.
At that time, in the boys' dormitory, after the lights went out, there were always people standing outside the door, wearing underwear and talking on the phone. They twisted, laughed and whispered something.
In the drawer of each desk, discarded IP phone cards accumulate over time, eventually exceeding the height of cigarette cases.
Pig head is very angry. He has no one to call. He decided to call his sister. Her name is Cui Min.
Cui Min's roommate answered the phone and said that she had changed her dormitory.
The pig head was driven away all night.
The next day, the poster column in front of the canteen was crowded with students. I passed by and found a pig's head in the crowd. Out of curiosity, I also squeezed in.
A warning was posted on the poster: Cui Min of a certain department stole RMB from her classmate in the dormitory, gave it to informed criticism and handed it over to the Public Security Bureau for handling.
Everyone is talking about it. It is said that all that glitters is not gold.
I went to pull the pig's head and found him clutching his fist and his eyes full of tears.
Although I don't understand why he is crying, I always feel a little uncomfortable. The pig turned to stare at me and said, "Cui Min must have been wronged. Do you believe it? "
That night, pig head went to the playground for the first time. I stood by and watched him run like hell. Once, twice, three times, he collapsed on the grass.
He lay for a long time, struggled to get up and suddenly rushed to the girls' dormitory. I could never catch up with him.
Later, the pig skipped school during the day and took the tutor's card to the roadside to find a job.
Later, in people's strange eyes, Pig's head and Cui Min, the teacher's sister, attended evening self-study together.
In winter, it snows all over the sky, and the pig's head holds an umbrella and snuggles up to Xiao Cui Min.
I returned to my alma mater a few years ago and walked into that dormitory building. Standing in the corridor, I always feel that there will be four people sitting at the door when I push 308 away. There is a washbasin with several bags of instant noodles that everyone has pooled their money to buy, and everyone is mumbling.
We stayed up all night in the Internet cafe, sleeping and laughing. We drank Erguotou in the canteen, our eyes were red, and we said that you should take care, brother. We walked at a brisk pace, drank beer in the library, made long-distance calls with each other's IP cards on the grass and at the water's edge, and were silent when the other party suddenly cried, thinking of an interesting topic to divert his attention.
Then I remembered the pig running on the playground. He was exhausted, and his young face was full of stars in the middle of the night. It seems that he can catch up with his beloved girl.
We read the love letter we just wrote carefully, more seriously than every time we meet after work. It seems that we can stand in the spring flowers and never wither. We have no secrets, we have no worries, we are like brilliant poems, growing freely without meditation, every sentence rhymes, and we carve a silhouette in our memory. The sun shines brightly and the edges and corners are dazzling.
Pig got married and came to Nanjing, and we are together again. I don't have to think about how much a meal costs anymore. I talk about the past, but no one talks about the current situation. Because we are still living in that poem, it has been buried in the soil for ten years and only we can see it.
We talked about the years when we were hungry in the dormitory and laughed together.
Pig patting the table to call the waiter, and then a dozen grilled oysters, with more garlic, will be served as soon as they are steamed.
He happily raised his glass and said, "I'm getting married." Let's drink. "
Pig's wife is Cui Min.
Soon he drank too much, lying on the wine table and whispering, "Zhang Jiajia, Cui Min didn't steal the money."
I nodded, I believe.
He said: "At that time, no one believed in her, only I believed in her. Therefore, she also believes in me. "
Suddenly my eyes were wet, and I nodded hard.
He said: "At that time, I made some money as a tutor and wanted to return the money to the girl whose money was stolen, so that she could declare that Cui Min had not stolen the money. As a result, when I earned the fee, the girl actually transferred to another school. "
He said: "Cui Min cried into tears that day. From then on, she will always be a girl who steals money from others. "
I'm in a trance.
He raised his glass and said with a smile, "When it rains, the road is covered with mud and mud, so everyone should step on it. However, I have my own life. I am willing to work hard and make money so that all the difficulties and hardships in this world can no longer hurt her. "
He said forcefully, "That's what I thought at that time, and I will always do it in the future."
I was so drunk that I thought I was standing on the balcony with instant noodles, watching the heavy snow on campus, and a pig's head was holding an umbrella and snuggling up to Xiao Cui Min. They lived together and crossed their youth step by step.
After drinking too much wine in ten years, many people around me have changed. I have changed many plates on the table and spilled a lot of wine in my cup.
That is the proudest among us, the most romantic among us, and the most unscrupulous among us.
That is our brilliant youth.
If possible, wherever I go, please let me pack the remaining grilled oysters.
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