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1. Poems about teasing donkeys

Poems about teasing donkeys 1. Poems about appreciating donkeys

Traveling on the land in light rain in Jianmen Road

Dust and wine stains on clothes, and traveling far away is everywhere.

this is the poet's body, riding a donkey into the sword gate in drizzle.

He Zi is nostalgic for Su Shi from Mianchi.

What is life like everywhere? It should be like flying through the snow.

I accidentally left my fingers and claws on the mud, and Hongfei was counting things.

The old monk died and became a new tower, so there is no reason to see the old topic.

remember the rugged past, when the road was long and the donkey hissed.

self-deprecating Lu You

Read less poetry and books, and be humble in the Han and Tang Dynasties, and send your life to agriculture and mulberry.

riding a donkey wants to get to the ground with two feet, and love wine is always around.

although the old description has changed, he is still in high spirits when he is drunk.

Why does the King's House of Taihang move? It's like laughing at the foolish old man for not measuring himself.

heavy snow in Linqing, Wu Weiye

bald snow on Chang 'an,

short brown tired donkey hat bandwidth.

Let down the plum trees in my hometown,

The southern branch is open and the northern branch is cold.

out of town, Li He

Osmanthus fragrans was sparse under the snow, and Tiwu was bounced back.

turn off the water and ride in the shadow of the donkey, and the Qin hood hangs down.

it's sad to be in Wan Li after entering the countryside.

Qing Qing asked each other patiently, with tears in her eyes in the mirror.

bitter days are short. Li He

flies away, and advises you to have a glass of wine.

I don't know that the sky is high and the yellow land is thick.

only when the moon is cold and the day is warm, I will fry my life.

eating bears makes you fat, while eating frogs makes you thin.

where is the divine king, and Tai Yi 'an has it?

If there are trees in the East of Heaven, it will be named Candle dragon.

I will chop off the dragon's feet and chew the dragon's meat,

so that it can't go back to the court and can't lie down at night.

natural elders don't die, and young people don't cry.

what is to serve gold and swallow white jade?

who seems to be a son, riding a blue donkey in the clouds?

Liu Che Maoling has many stagnant bones, and Ying Zheng catalpa coffin costs abalone.

it hurts friends and pains men. Bai Juyi

a lonely man in a mean lane, he goes out to live in misery.

although the cloud is ambitious, it is inevitable that the color will be low.

I've been a friend of the same family all my life, and I've always been in the golden boudoir.

it's been raining recently.

It's the right time to go home, and Xuan rides five gates to the west.

it was cloudy for a long time, and the rain was sad for three days.

a donkey avoids the road, and a fat horse is a hissing wind.

turn around and forget your acquaintance, and occupy the road and go up the sand embankment.

in the past, the Luoyang society supported the poor and the lowly.

Today's Chang 'an Road is across the cloud and mud.

it's been so many days, and you're the only one who's miserable.

those who remain the same in life and death will only listen to Li. [Ren Gongshu, Li Feng. ]

Three poems sent by Bai Juyi at the end of the year

After a long absence, I can't help sighing, so I don't care if I return a few books.

after half a century, Jiazi is one year old and wants to end.

pool ice and glue the bottom of the boat, and floor snow and clear the Luva ditch.

With the decline of self-conscious happiness, Suzhou's heart is not as good as Hangzhou's.

There is nothing you can do except to sing sad songs.

Never sleep on the pillow for a night, and read poetry for ten years in front of the lamp.

[Read the chorus before and after. ]

the dragon bell corrects the donkey riding day, and it languishes when crossing the river and crossing the horse.

2. Words or poems praising donkeys

Donkeys are derogatory terms, and there are not many direct praises.

In Jianmen Road, when it is slightly rainy, dust and wine marks are found on the clothes of the land tour, and the soul disappears everywhere when traveling far away. This body is a poet, riding a donkey into the sword door in drizzle.

He Zi is nostalgic for Su Shi's life in Mianchi, which should be like flying through the snow. I accidentally left my fingers and claws on the mud, and Hongfei flew that complicated thing.

The old monk died and became a new tower, so there is no reason to see the old topic. Remember whether the past was rugged, and the long road was full of people.

Laugh at Lu You's lack of reading poetry and books, and his ignorance of the Han and Tang Dynasties. Riding a donkey wants to get to the ground with both feet, and a bottle of wine is always around.

although the old description has changed, he is still in high spirits when he is drunk. What does the Taihang king's house do? It's like laughing at the foolish old man for not measuring himself.

The heavy snow in Linqing, Wu Weiye, went to Chang 'an, and the bandwidth of the donkey hat was short and brown. Let down the plum tree in the old garden, and the south branch is open and the north branch is cold.

out of the city, the osmanthus was sparse in Li He snow, and Tiwu was bounced back. Turn off the water and take a donkey's shadow, and the Qin hood hangs down.

it's sad to be in Wan Li after entering the countryside. Called to ask, double tears in the mirror.

The bitter days are short, and Li He flies away, urging you to have a glass of wine. I don't know that the sky is high and the yellow land is thick.

only when the moon is cold and the day is warm, I will fry my life. Eating bears is fat, eating frogs is thin.

where is the divine king, and Tai Yi 'an has it? If there is a wood in Tiandong, the next title is Candle dragon. I will chop off the dragon's feet and chew the dragon's meat, so that it can't go back at night.

natural elders don't die, and young people don't cry. What is serving gold and swallowing white jade? Who seems to be a son, riding a blue donkey in the clouds? Liu Che Mausoleum has many stagnant bones, and Ying Zheng catalpa coffin costs abalone.

it hurts friends and pains men. Bai Juyi, a lonely man in a mean alley, goes out to live in misery.

although the cloud is ambitious, it is inevitable that the color will be low. I have been a friend of the same family all my life, and I was born in the golden boudoir.

it's been raining recently. Just as the next dynasty returns, Xuan rides five doors west.

it was cloudy for a long time, and the rain was sad for three days. The donkey avoids the road, and the fat horse is hissing.

turn around and forget your acquaintance, and occupy the road and go up the sand embankment. In the past, the Luoyang Society supported the poor and the humble.

Today's Chang 'an Road is across the cloud and mud. There have been so many recent days, and it's sad for you to be alone.

those who remain the same in life and death will only listen to Li. [Ren Gongshu, Li Feng.

] Three poems sent at the end of the year, Bai Juyi is easy to say goodbye for a long time, and I know that returning books is rare and I don't have to worry. After more than half a century, Jiazi is dying at the age of one.

pool ice and glue the bottom of the boat, and floor snow and clear the Luva ditch. Self-conscious joy is decreasing with each passing day, and Suzhou's heart is not as good as Hangzhou's.

There is nothing you can do except to sing sad songs. Never sleep a night on the pillow, and read poetry for ten years before the lamp.

[Read the chorus before and after. ] Dragon Bell corrects donkey riding day, languishing at the time of crossing the river and crossing Sima.

[Tongzhou, Jiangzhou. ] If it is all alive now, Zhu Zhu will drag purple and open his eyebrows.

Rong Jin, though frequently retreating, is not in harmony with your talents. If you don't take care of things, you must throw yourself thousands of miles away.

the north and south halls of Ziyuan once faced each other, and the east and west counties of the sea were adjacent to each other. Only owe build house Song Luo, at that time to be idle.

Pay the cow to stay with the husband, talk about the old days and persuade the wine to see Bai Juyi. Every time he comes to stay in the government hall, * * * remembers the time when Huayang visited the Li. At sunset, the rice is exhausted alone, and the mud is deep enough to ride with the lent donkey.

I'm the only one who can make friends today. Who was there when I was rich? Looking at each other as white as snow, can a glass of wine be combined to refuse? It shows that from Sun Ji Du Fu's crossing the donkey, I don't know who is suitable. The right door is full of mouths, and I am looking for my grandchildren.

the grandchildren are poor and have nothing to do, and their houses are deserted. Bamboo grows in front of the hall, and Xuan grows in the back.

the day lily is dead in autumn, and the frost on the bamboo branches is not sweet. Wash rice and draw less water, but draw more water and muddy water.

don't let go when mowing sunflower, let go and hurt sunflower roots. Weng has been lazy for a long time, but Jueer walks and rushes.

it's a clan, not a dish. Little people are honest, but thin customs are hard to talk about.

don't be suspected by outsiders, the same surname is Gu Suodun.

3. Please provide some poems or poems about donkeys by ancient people and modern people

1. Donkeys, donkeys, donkeys, and Xiang Tiange stretching his neck. The donkey's hair floats green water, and the donkey's hoof clears the waves.

2. [Original] Seven-melody ode to the donkey

Pulling a cart is gentle, and you can talk less if you suffer hardships.

push away the blindfolded world, walk with your head down and shout.

Jin donkeys are praised by their busy owners, while fine horses have plenty of grass at night.

If you dream, you can't sleep well, but you can't wait to swallow the sad songs.

3.

Among the novels of the Qing Dynasty, the article "Two Marriages" written by the owner of Wuhuazang records the poem "Ode to Donkeys" written by an unmarried woman, which must be read by those who belong to donkeys, and it is copied in the back, which is * * * encouraging with the princes who belong to donkeys:

Ode to donkeys

One

is huge.

make a sound of sorrow and urgency, and enjoy the fragrant mud steadily.

Wang and Chen are combined, and Ma Qi, a slightly tired dog.

boasting a thousand miles of ambition, a hundred miles and things.

the second

is called a cheap thing today, and it is famous by ancient times.

dream over Handan, and carry poems on Baqiao Bridge.

Ride backwards and think about the past, while laughing and thinking about the past.

I'm ashamed that I have no other skills, and I'm a fool for myself.

Seven Laws/Plays Ode to Donkeys (Rehabilitation for Donkeys, Hehe)

Author: An old trip is like a dream

A good heart is a good pier, and you can be grateful if you live in a leaky room.

if you have a negative salary, you will sweat, so why not eat grass roots?

boldness once frightened the government, and inferiority also entered the immortal gate.

if Liu gong were still here today, he should be ashamed of his ignorance.

Note: "Jing Fu Jia" refers to the travel team of Han Yu, who was Jing Zhaoyin when Jia Dao was riding a donkey, and hence the word "Deliberation".

"Entering the Fairy Gate" refers to the myth and legend of Zhang Guolao riding a donkey among the Eight Immortals.

"Liu Gong" refers to Liu Zongyuan.

Seven Rhymes and Play Ode to Donkeys (secondary rhyme and old swimming like a dream)

Scholar overlord

Zhang Zhi is also good in sex, and his rectum is hard to repay his master.

The tattoo temple is not a three-time sacrifice. Looking back, six immortals are broken.

The southwest can shock the tiger, and you can swim blindly in the northeast without leaving the door.

if you are infatuated, why should you know your strategy? If you go into the water, you will lose your mind.

The original work can't be said to be a masterpiece, but it works in one go, with a tight structure and natural allusions. What the Eight Kings have done is far-fetched, which is suspected of rhyme. The jaw couplet is still acceptable, and the allusion is sloppy. The infatuation of the rectum and the tail couplet of the first couplet "It is difficult to repay the owner's kindness" and "Why do you know the strategy when you enter the water?" These two organs on the donkey are not very good. If they are put in poetry, they are simply arrogant and horrible. Of course, it's not up to me. Let's look at each other.

Look at this song again:

The east wind is gloomy, and whoever gets drunk in the breeze is in front of the window.

Zhu Yan didn't wake up faintly, and she felt sorry for herself.

Silent sneers shock the moon, and long songs and swords chop the floating smoke.

how come you have no leisure to make history? You lie on your back for nine days.

poet du fu, "riding a donkey for 3 years, traveling in Beijing and eating in spring".

Huang Ke, a poet in the southern Tang Dynasty, wrote a poem dedicated to the high assistant minister, "The horses will be danced in the world, and the donkey guests will be greeted at the door". Jia Yi has the sentence "Riding on a rich donkey", Bai Juyi has the sentence "Riding a donkey in the east wind, spinning his hands and warming his beard", and Lu You has the sentence "Riding a donkey on Baqiao Bridge and buying a drunken new wind", all of which are related to donkeys.

4. Poems about donkeys

In Jianmen Road, when it rains slightly, there are dust and wine marks on the clothes of the land tour, and the soul disappears everywhere when traveling far away.

this is the poet's body, riding a donkey into the sword gate in drizzle. He Zi is nostalgic for Su Shi's life from Mianchi, and he should be like a feihong stepping through the snow.

I accidentally left my fingers and claws on the mud, and Hongfei was counting things. The old monk has died and become a new tower, and the bad wall has no reason to see the old topic.

remember the rugged past, when the road was long and the donkey hissed. Self-mockery Lu You read less poetry books and was poor in Han and Tang Dynasties.

riding a donkey wants to get to the ground with two feet, and love wine is always around. Old to describe, although changed, drunk in high spirits.

Why does the King's House of Taihang move? It's like laughing at the foolish old man for not measuring himself. Linqing snow Wu Weiye white-headed snow on Chang 'an, short brown tired donkey hat bandwidth.

let down the plum trees in my hometown, the south branch is open and the north branch is cold. Out of the city, Li Hexue's osmanthus is sparse, and Tiwu is bounced back.

turn off the water and ride in the shadow of the donkey, and the Qin hood hangs down. After having obtained the provincial examination in Wan Li, it's sad to have no seal.

Qing Qing asked each other patiently, with tears in her eyes in the mirror. The bitter days are short, and Li Hefei flies away, advising you to have a glass of wine.

I don't know that the sky is high and the yellow land is thick. Only when the moon is cold and the day is warm, I will fry my life.

eating bears makes you fat, while eating frogs makes you thin. Where is the divine king, and Tai Yi 'an has it? If there is a wood in Tiandong, the next title is Candle dragon.

I'll chop off the dragon's feet and chew the dragon's meat, so that it can't turn back at night. Natural elders don't die, and those who are young don't cry.

what is to serve gold and swallow white jade? Who seems to be a son, riding a blue donkey in the clouds? Liu Che Mausoleum has many stagnant bones, and Ying Zheng catalpa coffin costs abalone. Hurt a friend and hurt a bitter man.

Bai Juyi is a lonely man in a mean alley, and he lives in misery when he goes out. Although the ambition of the cloud is high, the color is low.

I've been a friend of the same family all my life, and I've always been in the golden boudoir. It's been a lot of fun lately.

It's the right time to go home, and Xuan rides five gates to the west. It was cloudy for a long time and rainy for three days.

a donkey avoids the road, and a fat horse is a hissing wind. Turn around and forget to get to know each other, and occupy the road on the sand embankment.

in the past, the Luoyang society supported the poor and the lowly. Today, Chang 'an Road is separated by clouds and mud.

it's been so many days, and you're the only one who's miserable. Those who live and die the same, only smell and let Li.

[uncle ren, Li feng. ] At the end of the year, I sent three poems, Bai Juyi and Wei Wei. I can't sigh for a long time, and I don't want to worry about returning books.

after half a century, Jiazi is one year old and wants to end. Pool Bing Xiao He glue the bottom of the boat, and floor snow clears Luva ditch.

With the decline of self-conscious happiness, Suzhou's heart is not as good as Hangzhou's. There is nothing to be done except sad songs.

Never sleep on the pillow for a night, and read poetry for ten years in front of the lamp. [Read the chorus before and after.

] The dragon bell corrects the donkey riding day, and it languishes when crossing the river and crossing the horse. [Tongzhou, Jiangzhou.

] If it is all alive now, Zhu Zhu is purple and eyebrows are open. Although Rong Jin has retreated frequently, he is not in harmony with your talents.

if you don't take care of things, you must throw yourself away thousands of miles away. The north and south halls of Ziyuan once faced each other, and the east and west counties of the sea were adjacent.

I owe build house Song Luo a debt, so I'm going to be an idle person for a while. Reward send cattle "xianggong" to talk about old times and persuade wine to see Bai Juyi every time he comes to stay in the government hall, * * * remembers Huayang Guanli.

at dusk, I am alone in worrying about rice, and the mud is deep and I am riding with the lent donkey. I'm the only one who can make friends today. Who was richer then? Looking at each other as white as snow, can a glass of wine be combined to refuse? It shows that from Sun Ji Du Fu's crossing the donkey, I don't know who is suitable.

There are too many powerful men, and they are looking for their grandchildren again. The grandchildren are poor and have nothing to do, and their homes are like decadence.

bamboo grows in front of the hall, while Xuan grows in the back. Hemerocallis are dead in autumn, and the frost on bamboo branches is not sweet.

if you wash rice, you will draw less water, but if you draw more water, it will muddy the water. Don't let go when mowing sunflower, let go and hurt sunflower roots.

Weng has been lazy for a long time, but Jueer walks and rushes. It is a clan, not a dish.

a mean person is honest, but it's hard to talk about vulgarity. Don't be suspected, the same surname is Gu Suodun.

5. Words or poems praising donkeys

Donkeys are derogatory terms, and there are not many direct praises.

In Jianmen Road, when it is slightly rainy, dust and wine marks are found on the clothes of the land tour, and the soul disappears everywhere when traveling far away. This body is a poet, riding a donkey into the sword door in drizzle.

He Zi is nostalgic for Su Shi's life in Mianchi, which should be like flying through the snow. I accidentally left my fingers and claws on the mud, and Hongfei flew that complicated thing.

The old monk died and became a new tower, so there is no reason to see the old topic. Remember whether the past was rugged, and the long road was full of people.

Laugh at Lu You's lack of reading poetry and books, and his ignorance of the Han and Tang Dynasties. Riding a donkey wants to get to the ground with both feet, and a bottle of wine is always around.

although the old description has changed, he is still in high spirits when he is drunk. What does the Taihang king's house do? It's like laughing at the foolish old man for not measuring himself.

The heavy snow in Linqing, Wu Weiye, went to Chang 'an, and the bandwidth of the donkey hat was short and brown. Let down the plum tree in the old garden, and the south branch is open and the north branch is cold.

when Li hexue went out of the city, the osmanthus was sparse, and Tiwu was bounced back. Turn off the water and take a donkey's shadow, and the Qin hood hangs down.

it's sad to be in Wan Li after entering the countryside. Called to ask, double tears in the mirror.

The bitter days are short, and Li Hefei flies away, so I advise you to have a glass of wine. I don't know that the sky is high and the yellow land is thick.

only when the moon is cold and the day is warm, I will fry my life. Eating bears is fat, eating frogs is thin.

where is the divine king, and Tai Yi 'an has it? If there is a wood in Tiandong, the next title is Candle dragon. I will chop off the dragon's feet and chew the dragon's meat, so that it can't go back at night.

natural elders don't die, and young people don't cry. What is to serve gold and swallow white?