I want to hear the funniest ancient poems and songs.

There is such a couple, both of whom are lazy. One night, a thief went to their house to steal something. Seeing nothing of value, the thief was unwilling. He picked up a jar and ran away. When the couple heard the noise, they stood up and ran after them. As a result, my husband came back after a long chase and said to his wife breathlessly, "I chased the thief." He picked up the pot and hit me in the face. Fortunately, I didn't hurt myself by not washing my face every day. I only smashed a small pit on my face, but it was a pity. " The wife comforted and said, "It doesn't matter. Fortunately, I don't wash pots every day. The thief only takes the top layer of cheese. "