It's a complete spoof of two-part allegorical sayings.

1. What kind of bird are you?

2. Flies gather honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)

3. Water in the teapot-Get out

The fire destroyed the bamboo forest-a bachelor.

5. Chef's March-Take the fall for others

6. From Henan to Hunan-more difficult.

7. Full of straw bags

8. The tailor doesn't take a ruler-he deliberately doesn't measure (good).

9. "Hundreds of Surnames" removes Zhao-the beginning is money.

10. Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.

1 1. Car accident-taking advantage of people's danger

12. leg cramp in singing-I can't get off the stage

13. powder the coffin-save face

14. Doctors sell coffins-money for life and death.

15. Dirty fucking crying-filthy as hell.

16. The notice was posted on the roof-~ God knows.

17. One ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs.

18. 2 1 day without chickens-bad guys

19.500 yuan is divided into two parts-250 yuan.

20. Cow dung bugs move-fuck off

2 1. Stone in the henhouse-* * *

22. Old and fat pig butcher-stabbed goods.

23. There is a big brother and a second brother-who are you?

24. Sprinkle soybeans in sesame fields-hybridization

25. Pink flower arrangement for eating goods-~ shameless!

26. Inscription in the toilet-smelly scholar

27. Playing lanterns in the toilet-lighting the stool (dying)

28. Dogs bite beggars-animals also cheat.

29. Dogs bite shadows-not people at all.

30. Camels give birth to donkeys-a strange species

3 1. Agriculture without emergence-bad species

32. Look at clothes, look at behavior-dogs look at people.

33. Blacksmith Shop Materials-Lot

34. Robbers draw images-just the shape of your thief.

35. Horse racing on the wall-animals that don't look back

36. The blind man plays the piano-nonsense.

37. Put on lipstick-pretend to be pure (lips)

38. Brother Chun knocks at the door-Chunchun is at home.

39. One two three four five six seven-forget (king) eight

40. One ear is big

One ear is a pig and a dog.

4 1. Put a handful of powder on the back of the neck-the glaze is upside down.

42. 2 1 day without chickens-bad guys

43. Meat that can't be sold in dog days-smelly goods

44. triangle cemetery-immoral

45. Don't rinse your mouth for three years-a smelly mouth.

46. No shit swelling (asshole) for three years.

47. Big girl-ugly thing

48. Turtle cart-take you.

49. The landowner gouged out his eyes-a blind ghost.

50. Bean dregs fell from the sky-pigs ate them.

5 1. Yuanxiao rolls into the pot-* * * one.

52. Steamed bread falling from the sky-dog's nature

53. Divide 500 into two parts -250.

54. Cow dung bugs move-fuck off

55. You have a sore on your head.

Purulent under the feet-it's terrible.

56. Erhu in Dongyue Temple-Bullshit

57. The stone was put in the henhouse-* * *

58. Old and fat pig butcher-stabbed goods.

59. The tiger dragging the hemp fiber-unpopular.

60. Why do you have a big brother and a second brother?

6 1. Burning yam in the ash heap-all gray (mixed) eggs.

62. Sowing soybeans in sesame fields-hybridization

63. Out of the underworld-looking for ghosts

64. The pink flower arrangement for eating food is shameless.

65. Drum with meat and bones-both meat (dizzy) and meat.

66. Bones play the trumpet-all meat (dizzy).

67. Cook jiaozi in the meat pot-meat (faint) eggs.

68. The back beam is sore and the navel is pus-it's terrible.

69. Douchi Pocket-Smelly thing

70. Filial piety means loyalty, humility and humility-* * *

7 1. wearing dog skin-not a person

72. Fan Jinzhongju-ecstatic

73. Inscription in the toilet-smelly scholar

74. Playing lanterns in the toilet-lighting the stool (dying)

75. A dog with a runny nose will be fine in three days.

76. Dogs bite beggars-animals cheat.

77. Dogs bite shadows-not people.

78. The dung beetle yawns-a smelly mouth.

79. dung beetles is aloof-all he knows is walking on clouds.

I don't know. Died in front of me

80. Camels give birth to donkeys-a strange species