A short story about a trickster
A short story about a trickster. There are many people who don’t know how to chat and make girls happy. They are destined to not get a girlfriend. Sometimes A humorous way of chatting and paying attention to some chat routines can make you more popular with women. The following is a short story of someone who uses routines. A short story of a trickster 1
1. One day, the cow posed a problem to the donkey, asking which of the two bugs under the word "Stupid" was male or female? The donkey racked his brains and answered Can't answer. Niu scolded: What a stupid donkey, men are on the left and women are on the right! Don’t you know such a simple truth? How can you tell others stories to make others happy?
2. Seven years after graduation, Finally, I took on a big project to build a thirty-meter chimney. The construction period was two months and the cost was three hundred thousand, but it required an advance payment. It was finally completed at the end of last year. Today I went for inspection and was scolded so much that I didn’t get any money! It turned out that the drawings were wrong and they were going to dig a well!
3. The doctor asked the patient how he fractured his bones? The patient He said, I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes by holding on to the telephone pole. Someone passed by and thought I had been electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks! Haha, this is really a classic humorous little story and joke to make girls happy!
4. The turtle was injured. Let the snail go buy medicine. 2 hours passed. The snail hasn't come back yet. The turtle got angry and cursed: If he doesn't come back, I will die! At this time, a snail's voice came from outside the door: Don't tell me I won't go again! Haha, you see, the snail crawls slowly, and very slowly!
5. Someone raises a pig, gets bored, and abandons it. However, the pig knows its way back, and abandoning it several times has no effect. One day, he drove around many corners and abandoned the pig. He called his family late at night and asked, "Has the pig returned?" The answer was, "Yes!" He roared, "Let him answer the phone. I'm lost! Haha, you think, Can pigs still answer the phone?
6. The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest, and the ants rushed out and climbed onto the elephant one after another. The elephant trembled. The ants all fell down. At this time, there was another ant on the elephant's neck. The fallen ant shouted "Strangle it, strangle it, strangle it." Haha, ants can still strangle the elephant. Elephant?
7. One day in computer class, a row of students’ computers crashed. So a classmate stood up and said, “Teacher, the computer has crashed, and our row is dead. "At this time, many classmates said: "We are also dead. "At this time, the teacher asked: "Who is not dead?" Only one student stood up: "I am not dead yet!" The teacher said strangely: "The whole class is dead, why don't you die?"
< p> 8. Before a monkey eats peanuts, he has to put them into his butt and then take them out to eat. The administrator explained: Someone once fed him a peach, but the peach core couldn't be pulled out. The monkey was frightened. Now he must measure it. Eat again. Haha, haha, this is a typical result-oriented smart monkey, it’s really good!9. When I was a sophomore, all the girls in the dormitory liked Zhou Huajian’s songs. A tape was borrowed by everyone. One day, the girl on the upper bunk asked: Where is my Zhou Huajian? The girl on the lower bunk replied: On my bed! There was silence for two seconds, and then everyone fell on the bed laughing. Haha, girl, are you here to be funny?
10. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the poop of the gibbon. After the gibbon gently and carefully cleaned it, they fell in love. Others asked how they got there. All together? The chimpanzees said with emotion: Ape dung! It’s all ape dung! Yes, the result is really the so-called fate, hahaha! The short story of the trickster 2
1. Once upon a time, there was a seat Mountain, there is a temple in the mountain, and there is an old monk and a young monk in the temple. One day, the old monk tells a story to the young monk. He said: Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There was a temple in the mountain. In the temple, there was an old monk and a young monk. Young monk, one day the old monk told a story to the young monk.
2. Male: I really want to see the new movie
Female. : Yes, I heard it’s okay blabla
Male: Do you want to go together?
3.Male: The one on XX Street is quite delicious.
Female: Haven’t been there yet?
Male: Let’s go together some other time.
4. A long time ago, Tortoise and Hare. During the race, the hare ran very fast, leaving the tortoise far behind. After running for a while, the hare thought that the tortoise would never catch up with him, so he decided to rest for a while and fell asleep under a tree, but the tortoise did not give up. It ran hard. When the hare woke up, he saw that the tortoise was about to reach the finish line!
The hare ran away in a hurry, running faster and faster. He hit a tree and died.
5. Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There was a temple in the mountain. There was an old monk and a young monk in the temple. One day, the old monk brought back a turtle from outside, and then he told the young monk. The monk said: "I am going down the mountain to ask for alms. Please help me take good care of the turtle."
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The young monk took advantage of the old monk to go down the mountain to beg for alms, cooked the turtle and ate it. The remaining turtle shell was placed on the table. When the old monk came back and saw the turtle shell, he asked the young monk: "Where is my turtle?" The little monk said: "I am telling a story to the turtle!" "Short story of the trickster 3
A complete set of routines with one question and one answer:
1. Question: "Tell me, who is the father and son of us? ”, the other party will definitely reply “Of course it’s my dad and your son!” "(The result of the routine is: "My dad" is "your son", which means he is your grandson.)
2. Question: "Have you ever heard of a fool saying he doesn't know, idiot? Nod, fool shake his head story? ” (The result of the routine is that no matter whether he answers “don’t know”, “shakes his head”, or “nods”, he will fall into your trap.)
3. Question: If there is a stall of dumplings at your doorstep What will you do? Option 1: You will be shocked, Option 2: You will call the police (Routine result: Option 1 means "eat a pound", option 2 means "hold tight")
4. Ask: “Are you my best friend? "The other party definitely answered: Yes, you answered: It was said on TV that dogs are man's best friends (result of the routine: you are a dog!)
5. Question: "Do you think it's okay for boys to paint their nails? "Mom," the boy replied: "Mom, you reply, "Hey, mom is here, son is good! "(Result of the routine: call you mother!)
6. Ask "The roaring dog is a god above, so what is it below? "Answer: This is a dog!
7. Question: "Let me ask you a question: 'I have ten knives, but I lost two. How many are left? ", answer: eight (a homophone for dad), you can agree directly.
8. Question: "I want to ask you a simple math question, what is 7+1? ", Answer: 8 (You can just say yes.)
9. Question: "Do you usually wipe your butt with your left hand or your right hand after going to the toilet? ", the other party will definitely think about it and answer: "right hand or left hand", you answer "we usually use paper to wipe our butts" (he wipes his buttocks with his hands)
10. Question: " What does a certain seller call his customers? "The other party replied: Kiss (just kiss her decisively, this routine is suitable for couples!)
11. Ask: "I ask you a question, you only need to answer whether you know or not." The other party replied: OK. You are asking: "Does your family know that you are so stupid?" (Whether he answers yes or no, he admits that he is stupid.)
12. Ask: "Say it ten times. Yes..." and then asked "Is there any difference between you and a pig? Quick answer! ", and the other party's "no" (means he is a pig. Many people have fallen victim to this trick.
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13. Ask, "I'll do a magic trick for you to make you forget that you are a pig." The other person replies, "I'm not a pig in the first place." You reply, "Look, you've forgotten it now, right? The magic was successful." ! ”