I broke up with my girlfriend. I want to write a breakup poem and ask everyone for help.

1. Love is like a bus. The one you wait for will never come, but what you don't wait for will always come one after another.

2. Love is like a piano. The most elegant content is placed in the house of the least elegant person, but the truly elegant person can't afford it.

3. Being in love is like sneezing. You can always sneeze inadvertently, but you can't when you try to sneeze.

4. Being in love is like a journey on a muggy day. When you finally find a seat after a long wait, you will hear a kind and sweet female voice on the train broadcast: this train has reached the terminal.

5. Being in love is like having two watches. You never know. Which time is more accurate?

6. Love is like a mobile phone. It is always rumored that there will be a one-way charge, but it will never get out of Taiwan. Finally, you find that the source of the rumor is either the user himself or the so-called experts and scholars who don't have a mobile phone. After that, you have to convince yourself how

reasonable and legal the two-way charge is.

7. Love is like a computer. There are always n faults waiting to be repaired. When you fix them, you find that the new faults waiting to be repaired are bigger than n

.

8. Love is like a "revolution" in some people's eyes, boasting how profound and flawless they are, but in the final analysis, it is inevitable to go straight to the point: treat people to dinner.

9. Love is like a thief. You can't sleep soundly every day, and the biggest unsafe factor is often yourself.

1. Being in love is like watching TV, holding the remote control, waiting for a good program with anticipation, and finally falling asleep exhausted, but you can't help waiting the next day.

11. Being in love is like drinking tea. All you pour out is tea, and all you drink is water. But you never admit that you are drinking water for nothing, but you always brag about how valuable the tea you drink is.

12. Love is nothing like himself: she is spoiled and in her childhood; She is restless and in adolescence;

She is moody and in menopause. She is deaf and blind, and she is in old age.

13. Love is like some leaders who keep saying that they want to support new people, but when it comes to operation, new people always find that they can't compete with the old people.

14. Love is like a director. All the banners are artistic supremacy. In fact, they are all based on appearances.

15. Love is like photography. Even if you have advanced equipment and superb technology, you will eventually have to operate in a darkroom.

16. Love is like the Spring Festival Gala. It gets more lively and boring every year.

17. Being in love is like a quiz. You can set countless rules, but you can't get rid of one, that is, remove a

highest score and a lowest score-the highest score is always eliminated first.

18. Being in love is like eating Chili. When you don't eat it, it's always very fragrant, but when you really eat it, it makes you miserable.

You regret it and swear never to eat it again. However, just after the spicy taste, you miss it so much. The hotter, the more fragrant, the more fragrant, and the hotter, you will always be

free between missing and regretting. This is the logic of love.

19. Love is like a VCD, and pirated copies are always more popular than genuine ones.