Funny toast for help

Humor, humor, drinking and ordering, toasting.

As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

How can I say love? It's full of wine, cup after cup, and I'll never let it go until I die!

After drinking the revolutionary red wine and rice, everyone met. When I see my wife, I'll tell her I'm not drunk, and I can still drink three cups!

Drinking revolutionary wine every day ruined the party style, hurt the stomach, and kept my wife awake. My wife sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The commission for discipline inspection said that it is wrong to drink or not.

Work is meeting, coordination is getting drunk, management is charging, and the leader is right!

Drunkenness is the highest, and lust is the hero. If you don't take ill-gotten wealth, your own disaster will not forgive others. 4 Funny Love Letters 4 Odyssey 4 Nonsense 4 funny pictures

Five steps of drinking: oblique wind and drizzle when pouring wine, sweet words when persuading wine, grandiose words when drinking, drinking too much nonsense, and finally pouring rain.

Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

At one end of the glass, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You and I are both drunk, so it is right not to drink.

Two drunks were walking on the tracks, and one of them complained, "Why isn't this staircase finished?" The other snorted and said that its armrest was still so low.

As soon as the two drunkards met, they said, I am bitter! My wife ran away after spending all my money. Another person said: Forget it, my wife won't leave after spending all my money!

Can drink beer and white wine, such cadres can't leave; Can drink two liang, drink half a catty, such cadres are most at ease; Can drink half a catty, such cadres should be trained.

You are the wine, I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

Sir: The drunkard's intention is not wine. Miss: Wine doesn't mean Weng. Miss: Not hanging from a tree. Sir: Don't let a person hang a tree.

Modern man: drink, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. Dance, three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five or six days. Do your job and doze off!

If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

One cup and two cups stride, three cups and four cups hold the wall, five cups and six cups hold the wall. If I don't leave, my sister will hug me after drinking a catty!

One, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two mouthwashes, five, two, six, two is wine, seven, two, eight, two supports the wall, nine, two, two walls do not leave.

Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

Don't drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight; Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

This wine looks like water. Eating spicy food in your mouth is haunted in your stomach. You stumble, get up in the middle of the night to find water, and wake up in the morning to regret it!

We are all bosom friends together, so I'll have two glasses of hangover first.

If you don't drink, who will? -Let the drinker have a drink.

It was noon on the day of weeding, sweat dripped down the soil and three glasses of wine dried up. Do you feel bitter?

In the spring morning, I woke up easily, birds were singing around, and I raised my glass and asked the young lady, how much should I drink? -Miss, it's up to you.

When young people leave home, old people will come back. I will invite this young lady to have a drink with me. -Have a drink with the ladies present.

Follow your heart. I will drink this time. -I can't help it. Drink it.

When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

Wine makes a hero and refuses to obey his wife.

Don't drink too much, for fear of losing your mind, and refrain from drinking.

A small amount is not a gentleman, but a nontoxic husband.

Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly.

Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business. -Buy a drink to a businessman.

Make new friends and don't forget old ones. -Let's drink to old and new friends.

When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

Men cannot make good friends without drinking.

Deep feelings, shallow feelings.

Lady's suggestion: Excited heart, shaking hands, I offered a toast to the leader, but the leader didn't think I was ugly.

The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me and below me. Please say it several times.

Two little bees fly to the flowers. . . .

A rotten hole in the stomach is better than a broken feeling.

Deep feelings, a stuffy;

Shallow feelings, lick it;

Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough;

Feeling thin, can't drink;

Emotional iron, drinking blood.

One, two, two, two mouthwashes,

Three, two, four, two is not wine,

Five, two, six, two, hold the wall,

Seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

People walk in the world without drinking.

As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

Wine is the essence of grain. The more you drink, the younger you get.

The east wind blows, the drums thunder, and whoever is afraid of drinking today!

Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

People are floating in the rivers and lakes, and they will kill you without being stabbed ~ ~ ~ a few times ~ ~

When will Liang Shanbo Zhu Yingtai come back after giving birth to his son ~ ~ ~

People who don't drink live like dogs,

Men don't smoke and live like eunuchs.

Women live in the world without makeup,

Men don't smoke for nothing.

Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, and a catty of half a wall, I won't go.

There are already thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day. ..............

Standing on one leg, drinking does not count.

Willing to contribute to the revolution.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day,

Red eye and bad stomach,

If you drink soft, your feet will be soft.

Memory loss after drinking.

The drunken crowd rolled their eyes,

The drinking unit lacks funds;

Make your wife cry,

Sleep at night and carry your back.

Once a lawsuit is filed with the Commission for Discipline Inspection,

The secretary heard a wave of his hand-

It's not right to drink or not,

We are also drunk every day!

Hot wine washes teeth, and beer is tea.

Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.

The host raised his glass to the audience and said, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

Drink revolutionary wine every day, and bring it home with your wife.

My wife reported to the Commission for Discipline Inspection, and the secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection said: It is not right to drink or not;

My wife reported to the Standing Committee of the National People's Congress, and the director of the National People's Congress said: This expenditure has long been within the budget;

My wife sued the Women's Federation, and the director of women said: My family is also drunk every day;

My wife told the joint meeting of the municipal party Committee, and the secretary of the municipal party Committee said: We will hold a memorial service for him when he is drunk.

Little happiness, touch along the wall;

Have fun and mop the floor.

How can a person walk the rivers and lakes without drinking?

Can't drink, no future.

Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.

Drink only drinks, not leaders.

Can you drink or not lose, leading secretary

If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

Halfway through, the promotion is still early.

Lead the whole process and lead the future.

We are all bosom friends together, so I'll have two glasses of hangover first.

If you don't drink, who will? -Let the drinker have a drink.

It was noon on the day of weeding, sweat dripped down the soil and three glasses of wine dried up. Do you feel bitter?

In the spring morning, I woke up easily, birds were singing around, and I raised my glass and asked the young lady, how much should I drink? -Miss, it's up to you.

When young people leave home, old people will come back. I will invite this young lady to have a drink with me. -Have a drink with the ladies present.

Follow your heart. I will drink this time. -I can't help it. Drink it.

When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

Wine makes a man brave, but he refuses to obey his wife.

Don't drink too much, for fear of losing your mind, and refrain from drinking.

A small amount is not a gentleman, but a nontoxic husband.

Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly.

Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business. -Buy a drink to a businessman.

Make new friends and don't forget old ones. -Let's drink to old and new friends.

It's nearly as bad as saying goodbye to Caiyun in Bai Di. -Be a good drinker and have a drink.

Show your skill in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink for me.

The big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup. -Have a drink yourself.

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

Qian Shan is always in love. Can we drink less?

To make the guests drink well, drink well first!

Commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, which is true.

If others don't know, unless you drink.

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

Wine meets friends, and poetry is sung to those who will meet.

A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall I raise my glass? If I don't drink now, I'll be sad later.

Is the feeling iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

Those who can have a drink or two are generous enough!

Drink five taels if you can, so that the gay party can cultivate itself!

I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!

Those who can drink a catty and a barrel will be promoted to vice president later!

Drink a jar if you can drink a barrel, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

When you are away from home, your wife tells you to drink less and eat more. If you can't reach it, stand up.

If you lose, don't drink. If you win, that's it. If we can't finish eating, we'll come back.

Dried wine is big, and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine. (Drink ice water to find a reason)

If you don't drink white, you won't come emotionally

Wine meets friends, and poetry is sung to those who will meet.

A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall I raise my glass? If I don't drink now, I'll be sad later.

Is the feeling iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

Those who can have a drink or two are generous enough! Drink five taels if you can, so that the gay party can cultivate itself! I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate! Those who can drink a catty and a barrel will be promoted to vice president later! Drink a jar if you can drink a barrel, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

When you are away from home, your wife tells you to drink less and eat more. If you can't reach it, stand up.

If you lose, don't drink. If you win, that's it. If we can't finish eating, we'll come back.

Wine is made of rice, so you can't drink it. B is made of meat, and it will not be a crime in a few days.

Dried wine is big, and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine. (Drink ice water to find a reason)

Is the feeling iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

Those who can have a drink or two are generous enough! Drink five taels if you can, so that the gay party can cultivate itself! I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate! Those who can drink a catty and a barrel will be promoted to vice president later! Drink a jar if you can drink a barrel, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

Lover's tears, one drop is drunk; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.

People can't travel in rivers and lakes without wine; People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

Show your skill in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink for me.

The big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup. -Have a drink yourself.

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

Qian Shan is always in love. Can we drink less?

To make the guests drink well, drink well first!

Commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

Men cannot make good friends without drinking.

Deep feelings, shallow feelings.

Lady's suggestion: Excited heart, shaking hands, I offered a toast to the leader, but the leader didn't think I was ugly.

The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me and below me. Please say it several times.

Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

One, two, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two are not wine, and five, two, six, two, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

Men don't drink, and they walk in the world for nothing; As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine;

Wine is the essence of grain, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

The east wind blows, the drums thunder, and whoever is afraid of drinking today! Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

Men live like dogs who don't drink, like eunuchs who don't smoke, women who live in the world don't wear makeup, and men who live in the world don't smoke.

Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, and a catty of half a wall, I won't go.

There are already thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day. ....

Standing on one leg, drinking does not count.

I am willing to dedicate my stomach to the revolution. Drinking revolutionary wine every day makes my eyes red and my stomach broken. I'm soft and weak, and my memory is greatly reduced. Drinking people's envy, drinking units lack funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. With a wave of his hand, the secretary heard that it is wrong to drink or not. We are drunk every day!

Hot wine to wash teeth, beer is tea!

Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.

The host raised his glass to the audience and said, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

People in Jianghu can't do without drinking.

I can't drink and have no future. I drink nine cups at a time, concentrate on training, only drink drinks, and the leader doesn't want it. If I can drink without losing, I will lead the secretary and fall down as soon as I drink. It is difficult to keep a job and drink too little for a long time. Talent is hard to find. I'll run halfway, and it's still early for my promotion. I will lead the whole process and lead the future.

Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, which is true.

If others don't know, unless you drink.

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

Funny toast: modern people: drink, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. Dance, three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five or six days. Do your job and doze off!

Funny toast: if you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

Funny toast: one cup and two cups striding, three cups and four cups holding the wall, five cups and six cups holding the wall, I won't go, and my sister will take me away after drinking a catty!

Interesting toast: one, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two mouthwashes, five, two, six, two is wine, seven, two, eight, two supports the wall, nine, two, two walls do not leave.

Funny toast: bottle in one hand and diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

Funny toast: don't drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight; Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

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Excited heart, shaking hands, I propose a toast to the leader. The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. You can say it several times.

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Come on, let's die together!

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The lyrics say, "Drink once in a thousand years, ah …, don't get drunk, ah …"