I have seen a lot of funny things. For example: poetry, pictures, animals, sounds, food, etc. Now I will share with you the funniest things I have seen related to food.
1. First, I will issue you a foodie certificate, which is a funny beginning in itself.
2. The juicy peach is actually the fat aunt’s burgundy thong.
3. The huge roasted pig knuckles carried on the shoulders make people salivate, but they are actually sofa cushions.
4. Can you still eat the cake that looks like a stinky foot?
5. What a miserable finger cake, it will definitely scratch your stomach if you eat it.
6. It’s a very funny trick that seems to protect food. What do you think after reading it? Walk away or eat it?
7. Plump legs and red high-heeled shoes. Needless to say, eating it is very eye-catching.
8. Life, the process of combining sperm and eggs, actually allows chefs to cook to perfection.
9. When you enjoy its delicious taste, you are actually being teased by it.
Life is wonderful everywhere, funny stories are around you, laugh often, and you won’t lose money!
A female colleague was critiquing why people in her circle of friends are so annoying: she wanted to post a gift from her husband, receive a red envelope, post something she bought, take all kinds of selfies, etc. Show off your baby, what is there to show off? Finally, I started talking about my husband. Although the starting point is not to discuss how much money my husband earns, I intentionally or unintentionally brought it up and said that my husband’s basic salary is more than 10,000 yuan. No wonder he is willing to pay my son to take classes. Who knows his other income? He doesn’t have to take classes and go out to give lectures or something. I have no way of knowing how much he earns, right? ...
In short, when I listen to her talk, she seems to be full of superiority. If she is not talking about her husband, she is talking about her children. Most of us are willing to post this and that, post a selfie to show off our baby, but we are still very taboo about people asking how much our husbands earn in public places, let alone someone like her who self-deprecated her husband's salary, haha .
The key point is that this kind of person can only see other people’s problems, but can’t see how his own behavior is different from the behavior of others in the circle of friends. To say it is different , it can only be the way and extent of her exposure that makes it even worse.
I really think her behavior is quite funny, and she has no self-awareness at all.
Let’s talk about a funny thing that happened to a friend around me
Now that I am thirty-years-old, looking back, some of the bits and pieces from that time are still quite funny
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I was about 6 or 7 years old at that time. At that time, there were no entertainment projects in rural areas (I believe those of our age who have lived in rural areas have a deep understanding of this). Children will look forward to the Chinese New Year, because they will wear new clothes, play with firecrackers, and eat delicious food.
At that time, everyone would dismantle the firecrackers they bought into individual pieces and put them in their pockets, and the firecrackers at that time were different from those now. The firecrackers at that time were basically 35 products, and their power was It was much bigger than the current one. Everyone would get together when nothing happened and light firecrackers to explode various things, such as wine bottles, ice in the river, and snowdrifts.
There is a little friend who is quite naughty and feels that playing these games is not enough. At that time, the toilets in rural areas were outside the room or outside the yard. I think everyone has guessed what happened next. He lit the firecrackers and threw them in before he could run away, but they were splashed all over him... Haha
You can imagine that a beating will be inevitable when you get home with newly bought clothes...