Character: Zhang Shao? A man? 34 years old? entrepreneur
Liu er? A man? 34 years old? entrepreneur
Zhang Hong? Woman? 33 years old? Bank clerk
Li Xiao? Woman? 1 1 year? student
Location: Random
Shao: Hi, Liu Er, long time no see!
Liu: How do you have time to chat with me?
Shao: Actually, it's not that I want to chat with you. I just came to ask you a question.
Liu: Is there any problem?
Shao: I have been fascinated by stories recently. I learned a little from my son's book and found it interesting. I want to buy a story book, but I don't know where it is cheap.
Liu: You are so stingy!
Shao: I'll read you what you say. I just finished learning the ancient poems in my son's book yesterday.
Liu: OK. {Pick up the cup and get ready to drink}
Shao: Listen: Spring Sleep.
Mume smells the flowers.
Lying on a branch hurts and hates it to the end.
Far away, like water,
Eduardo Chun Lv.
The coast is green.
The coast seems to be green,
The shore is like a dark green.
Liu: {I was drinking water and suddenly came out} What is this? Are you sure there is such a poem?
Shao: Of course!
Liu: Would you like me to translate "I am stupid" for you?
Mume smells the flowers. = I have no education,
Lying on a branch hurts and hates it to the end. =? I have a low IQ,
Lying in the distance like water, = Ask me who I am,
Eduardo Chun Lv. ? = A big donkey.
The coast is green. I am a donkey,
The coast seems to be green, = I am a donkey,
The shore is as green as a daisy = I am an ass.
Shao: How can you insult this poem like this?
Liu: {sissy} Oh, my poor little Shao Shao, I made you feel bad.
Zhang Hong took his daughter Li Xiao onto the stage.
Li Xiao: Mom, let's go home! Li Xiao took his mother's hand and walked between Zhang Shao and Liu Er.
Shao: Hello, this little classmate and her mother, please come here.
Li Xiao: What's the matter, uncle?
Shao: Do you know Bei's ancient poems?
Li Xiao: Of course.
I was just about to recite Spring when Liu Er interrupted me.
Liu: It turns out that this poem was only remembered when I vomited.
Li Xiao: Uncle, please don't interrupt me.
Liu: All right, don't recite it. Go home and cook.