What is parody of New Year's poems?

I asked (the earth), what is the New Year? (The earth) said: "The new year is (everything is renewed, spring blossoms, and autumn harvest is fruitful)". Oh, I see, the New Year is (the hope of spring).

I asked (her), what is Chinese New Year? (She) said: "(The new year) is a new hope! )"

I asked (him) what the New Year was, and (him) said, "New Year is happiness, New Year is happiness, and New Year is reunion! )"。