1. Brother, I heard you have a birthday? You still have the guts to notify me! I remember the last time it was my birthday, the gift you gave me was a piece of paper with only three words written on it, crookedly: "You idiot". The opportunity for revenge has finally arrived, and I will graciously give you four words, written in black and white: "You are even more idiotic"!
2. Brother, today is your birthday, and you are the most deserving ‘beast’ star today. I sincerely wish you a ‘Happy Birthday’. On major festivals, pig heads are always served, cooked ones, haha
3. Brother, today is your birthday, I will satisfy you whatever you want. If you want memories, I can give them to you. If you want a future, I can create it for you. You want my wife, hehe, I'm sorry. I don't. Happy birthday!
4. Brother, that day, I met you again by the river. I haven’t seen you for many days, but you are still so chic, wearing that green plaid shirt you like, holding out your round little head, slowly Walking slowly, I can't help but want to say to you: Happy birthday, little turtle.
5. Brother, today is your birthday; make a wish to Jesus about the incomparably merciful God! Send me a beautiful woman! Jesus said that the beautiful woman is coming; when you open your eyes and take a look, you are right! The beauty is actually a little pig reading text messages!