1, Japanese theme song for a rest, Geji, Geji, Geji, Auntie washes spittoon. ...
There is a good saying: "beating gongs and drums". My dad has been listening to "big * * *, stand up". He still wondered, why did you stand up?
3. The first time I heard Zhao Yonghua's The Most Romantic Thing, the sentence "The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you" I heard: "The most romantic thing I can think of is to sell computers with you!" At that time, I thought Zhongguancun was advertising.
4. Cheng Lin's The Journey to the West "The geese listen to my song, and the river kisses my face" was heard as "the uncle listens to my song, and the teenager kisses my face". I thought to myself, what kind of woman is this!
5. The theme song "Make me sad or drunk ..." in Richie Jen always hears "Make me sad or drunk ..." Hey, why do you always have a problem with the hero! ! !
6. Make a weight-loss advertisement on TV, put your hand on your waist, come out and shake it and say, "If you want to lose weight, why not use Sofitel?" Hear "if you want to lose weight, why don't you support it with your hands?" I thought, how can I lose weight just by holding it in my hand?
7. When Donald was a child, "Ah-oh, the performance began" and what he heard was: "Ah-oh, wild boar shit! Yidian market network
8. After listening to Jeff Chang Shin-Che Xinche's Love Like a Tide, my colleague asked me doubtfully, "Why did he sing' Promise me you won't line up in the middle of the night'?" ? "
9. The first time I listened to Tong Ange's Girl in Jelja, I was surprised and heard: "Wild donkey, mysterious wild donkey ~ ~ ~".
10, "Listening to Mom's Memories": We are sitting next to a high grain pile ~ ~ Listen: We are sitting next to a high bone pile ~ ~ The scene of white bones piled up in my mind, sweat!
1 1. I'll never forget it tonight: goodbye, goodbye, meet in the morgue ... actually meet in front of the color screen.
12, I have listened to Elva Hsiao's "Love Title Song" for a long time. I feel everything I sing. So you are my title song. At that time, I always mistook this title song for "Brother Zhu" or "Brother Pig". I wonder what this lyric really means.
13, Eason Chan's ten years, one of the words goes like this: "There are thousands of doors, one person goes first", and every time I hear "From the street to the door, one person goes first".
14, Jay Chou's "Li Qixiang" has a sentence "It rained all night". I always hear that "you are blind".
15, there is a sentence in Stephanie's Magic: "We are both wearing cloth gauze ..." What I heard is "We are both wearing underwear ..."
16, a song in Jiang Meiqi said "It's not easy to laugh", and suddenly it became "It's not easy to pee". I don't know what happened to this MM!
17, Jay Chou's Love in BC and Staring at My Picture, I always listen: You are my bowl of noodles!
18. In Sammi Kao's Waiting for a Thousand Years, "the water of the West Lake, my tears" was heard as "the water of my wife, my tears", but what I heard was "the water of washing clothes, my tears", alas!
19, Waiting to Fall in Tao Jingying's Sister Stand Up is really good to listen to Waiting for J》~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Sweating to death! !
20. The first sentence of Song of Macao, which was popular when Macao returned to China, said, "You know Macao is not my real name." I always thought it was: "It's good not to eat me!
2 1. Recently, I listened to "Sweet and Sour is Me" by Baby Zhang, a super girl, and heard "... it's really me, my desire is fresh every day" ... I was shocked. The little girl's consciousness is really bold! ! ! After listening to it several times, it turned out that "every day is new to me"
22. Listening to Fish Leong's Summer, there is a sentence: "Sleep when you know, sleep quietly", and listening to "eat and sleep", you also exclaimed at that time: How can there be such vivid lyrics!
23, Sun Nan's "Be there or be square", I don't know what happened to my ears during that time. Every time I hear "Oh, be there or be square" in the video store, I always think it's-"Oh, Cambodia" …
24. There is also a fire wind song played outside the university dormitory every day: "Big red sail, so windy". I always hear people say that "the big red sail makes the sheep horny"
25. Listen to Zhang Mingmin's Country Road: Walking on a country road, the old cow who came back at dusk is my companion. I once thought it was: walking on a country road, the tortoise and the old cow were my companions.
26. Mai's "Come to Taipei to See the Winter Rain" is always: "Everyone crowded to Taipei to see you". I was thinking, is it that good? Does everyone have to squeeze in to see you?
Label: Listen to the wrong lyrics