1. You waste air when you are alive, you waste land when you are dead, and you waste RMB when you are half dead
2. Are you too drunk in Sanlu?
3. Created by God You are his creation, and it is your courage to live in this world
4. Let’s take a break before proceeding with the surgery
5. A woman in white outside the door said: It’s so crowded, I want to come in too
6. Is that so? As he said that, my brother took off his head
7. I heard that kidneys are very valuable recently
8. I said: I dreamed of a group of ghosts chasing me with their heads in their arms
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9. In the middle of the night, when I woke up from a nightmare, I saw my brother sitting by the bed and asked me gently: What's wrong?
10. Why is there a power outage?
11. What is the blood type of this patient?
12. Is this beating heart or lungs?
< p> 13. Where was the original position of the intestine?14. The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people sometimes are not people.
< p> 15. Don’t drag yourself in front of me like you’re worth 2,500 to 80,000 yuan, put on a good show and show off16. Every mother hopes to have a good child. I feel sorry for your mother.
17. Ah~ It’s okay. When I went to the grave during the Qingming Festival, I suddenly thought of you. Why didn’t you die when so many people died?
18. The only bell ringer at Notre Dame de Paris is you
19. An idiot can be your teacher, and a mentally retarded person can teach you to speak human language
< p> 20. Don’t say I’m arrogant, it’s just that I refuse to deal with animals21. Don’t be infatuated with me, your sister-in-law will beat you
22. If you eat shit, you have to worship first A dog is a teacher. After becoming a teacher, you still need to practice, and after practicing, you still need to learn skills
24. It is said that women are clothes, and sisters are brands you cannot afford to wear
25. Sorry, the user you dialed is married
26. I can’t compliment you on your appearance. It’s so slow to slow down the internet
27. Your life can be summed up in just eight words. It's ridiculous, it's such a useless thing to feel like drinking too much. Let's talk about a woman's feeling after drinking too much.
1. "When you meet someone you like, you will become so old-fashioned and want to hold hands and go shopping. I want to eat popcorn and watch movies, and sit on the sofa drinking and chatting like a family. Before meeting me, I always thought I was a wild horse running wild. Probably because I have you, I don’t need anything. No matter how wild-hearted you are, you should understand. Refuse
2. I remember when I was a child, I often pointed to the ugly pictures in the textbook and said to my classmates: “Look, this is you. Then my deskmate looked through the whole book to find an uglier picture than this one and said, "Look, this is you." ”
3. Don’t drink or smoke, and save countless money in three years.
4. Intoxicating people are nothing but flowers and wine, flowers are beauty and wine is sorrow.
5. The years are still long, and if you are kind-hearted, there will eventually be someone to accompany you on horseback riding, drinking and traveling around.
6. I have a very serious princess disease. In my world, I am. Biggest, you can’t be mean to me, everything I said is right, if you don’t like me, just leave me alone.
7. A British tourist who came to travel for a month and lived in a bar in New York. The boss. The tourist who walked in by chance hit it off with the boss and kept chatting about life, dreams, and life. The boss invited the tourist to drink, took him to play, and made appointments to go further.
8. People who feel uncomfortable after drinking. It's silly.
9. You don't let me drink because you want to make me feel uncomfortable.
10. It's love at first sight. ; Growing in love over time is just a matter of weighing the pros and cons; even growing old is just a matter of habit.
11. This weekend, I was going crazy as usual. I just smoked, drank, danced and ate all night long. Junk food, just be casual! It doesn’t matter who you are, just go and do whatever you want! I’ll talk about it on Monday!
12. Come and see the red maple trees! Think less about life, be less entangled, be less discouraged, drink more, and move around more.
13. A pound of wine is not enough. > 14. I am drunk, but I am conscious. I think you are alienating me. I will not give up, let alone let go. 15. Women who drink know how to cherish. , A woman who drinks knows how to give up. A woman who drinks will use wine to express her feelings and dare to love and hate. A woman who drinks will use wine to interpret her life and dare to do what she wants.
16. Love is deep and painful. I love you so much that I am willing to believe even those illusions of longing for you, even if I see your soft back again. Maybe it's enough.
17. Three cups of cat urine will turn the world upside down.
18. It is nonsense to say that drinking is for complete indulgence. In fact, it is just to give myself an excuse to cry.
19. Wine is like a woman. In wine, there are also gains and losses in life. Successful women can drink together and never give in to men in life. The frustrated woman, with tears in her cheeks, raised her glass and got drunk alone.
20. Cut off the water with a knife and the water will flow more. Raise a cup to eliminate the sorrow and make it more sorrowful. In the Ming Dynasty, it was distributed to flatten the boat.
21. Don’t be too nice to me. I’m afraid that when I can’t live without you, you’ll be fed up with my temper.
22. I want to drink and then die drunk on the street.
23. If you learn to smoke and drink, you will not last forever.
24. I drink occasionally. I smoke occasionally, but I always think of you! Drinking will damage your liver, smoking will damage your lungs, I miss you sadly.
25. I plan to get drunk on the madness. Singing to wine, strong music is still tasteless. The belt becomes wider and wider, but I don't regret it anymore. I feel haggard because of the beauty.
26. Men identify friends when they drink, and women identify gangsters when they drink.
27. If a person drinks too much, when he gets older, has leg problems and can no longer drink, he will get angry when he sees others drinking. It is not a good thing for a person to be angry all the time.
28. When you love someone, you are not lonely. When you miss someone, you are lonely. You can remember quietly, enjoy loneliness, let go of the clouds in the sky, and put aside the remaining oaths.
29. The more mellow the wine, the more fragrant it is. Drinking is inherently sad, but if the wine is not intoxicating, everyone will get drunk. Between the cups and cups, more hidden is the drinker's thoughts and desolation.
30. I want to cry with tears in my eyes, I want to smile with tears in my eyes, I just want to use alcohol to numb all my thoughts.
31. Drinking is a funny thing. When I look back, I realize that all of our important decisions were made while drinking.
32. I have my story, but I don’t drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.
33. Sorry, I can’t drink, I can only dream.
34. Love is like two people drinking at the same table. I’ll drink and you can drink as you please, that’s all.
35. Cheating in exams, work together. Copying is the main method, and Mongolia is the supplement. A combination of copying and Mongolia is guaranteed to pass the exam. Several whistleblowers, violence after class.
36. If you like a pair of shoes, you will wear them out all the time. If you love someone, you will drink with them without saying anything.
37. Wearing suits and ties to a hotel for dinner is mostly for socializing. , friends are those who can sit and drink at the night market.
38. If you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; but if you cry once, I will be sad for several years.
39. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall.
40. I don’t like drinking with people who don’t know how to drink, because you never know what they will look like when they are drunk or what they will look like when they sober up. Phrases for feeling uncomfortable after drinking too much
Don’t drink too much. If you drink too much, you will be the only one who feels uncomfortable. Don’t be greedy or addicted to alcohol at the wine table. You should drink a few drinks less and avoid getting drunk. Don’t drink in a hurry. Wine is a strong substance with great stamina, so you must drink it slowly. Don't drink in a hurry, don't drink first as a courtesy. If you drink in a hurry, you will feel uncomfortable once the stamina builds up.
Phrases for feeling uncomfortable after drinking too much
1. After drinking too much, I rolled around in bed until 2 o'clock, felt like vomiting and had diarrhea, and got up. I sent two emails and felt hungry again. After cooking a bowl of noodles, I felt too full and still felt nauseous and felt sleepy, but I just didn’t want to sleep
2. I am the most shameless person. I don’t drink enough and still like to eat meat. In fact, I feel uncomfortable even if I drink too much.
3. In short, I am very sad. I can’t eat for a day and I don’t want to quarrel. Alas, I am very depressed. I drank too much yesterday and I am still sleeping. I wonder if he will be offended by my behavior when he wakes up. Why am I so afraid of regrets and regrets? I really want to cry.
4. Eating and drinking at noon I drank too much, and I felt like I was drifting all the way to work in the afternoon. I really can’t drink at noon, it’s uncomfortable
5. Pretentious people can’t help it, and I’m afraid to leave. I haven’t left many good memories in the past three years. I’ve met a lot of people and got to know a lot of people again. They’re all memories. I hope you all have a good life, but not much better than me. I hope you all have a good life. I can have a good home and stop crying when I drink too much. I hope that we can all have stable jobs, hang out together when we are bored, drink some wine and smoke, play games together in the Internet cafe, squirt together, exercise more and play ball if nothing else. Goodbye, although the memories are not good, We can't ask for everything to be beautiful. We are destined to meet again!
6. I went to bed after eight o'clock because I was drunk, and I woke up now. Er Sha said that drinking too much might make you feel uncomfortable the next day. But it seemed that the alcohol odor had almost dissipated before I went to bed. I'd better drink less wine from now on. If I drink too much, I'll feel a little uncomfortable. I seem to be really drunk by one glass. It's still dark, so I'll sleep a little longer.
7. The ring was lost and found! The keys were left in someone else's car! I feel uncomfortable after drinking too much fake wine!
8. He told you that you drank too much, not because he wanted you to reply drink less and go home early, but because I missed you too.
9. Ren Jiayi said that people who drink too much are like vampires who amplify their emotions, anger, sorrow and joy (her mother drank too much, and she made her mother super angry). However, I think the aunt is here 10. I think the biggest sign of my maturity is that if I drink too much and feel uncomfortable, I will never look for you again.
11. I will never drink too much and feel too uncomfortable. . . Shanxi sorghum wine + wheat puree beer + barley puree beer from 1956. It's not that I'm too drunk to be sober, or it's too uncomfortable to vomit when I'm sober. . .
12. I said that I didn’t seem to have experienced any hardships or setbacks, so I was afraid that such a comfortable life would be broken for something. I think I might not have woken up or drank too much when I said this. I would have setbacks every few days. As for why I forgot before, it might be because I was used to it, and what I experienced before I was 18 years old. It's not even called a tribulation, it can be called a critical attack. When I got through it before, I didn't think it was anything. Then one day when I told my sister as a joke, my sister said why are you so strong inside? If it were me, I think I would become mentally ill. You are now It's really amazing that it can still be so good. I always thought it was nothing until someone said it, and I thought, ah, it turns out those things are not that simple.
13. I think of last year when I went drinking with my friends. Maybe I really drank too much, or maybe I said something too heart-wrenching and ended up getting drunk before midnight.
14. The most excessive thing I have done after drinking too much is to order Huangqun in public. Sometimes when I am in a good mood, I can even cook a bowl of noodles
15. That day you After drinking too much, I kept telling my friends that I was lucky enough to marry my wife in eight lifetimes. I laughed and scolded you, but my nose was sore
16. Facts tell us that drinking without eating will Drinking too much will make you feel uncomfortable
17. Drinking too much milk is really uncomfortable. Can lactose intolerance be alleviated the day after tomorrow?
18. I drank too much last night. Come back. I have forgotten what happened after that. I vaguely remember calling someone’s name all the time. In the end, even though I said let it go, I was still deceiving myself in my heart.
19. It’s okay to be single. Not being able to get along with others sincerely and openly is the root problem. If you don't solve this problem, you won't be able to love openly in this life. ah! Drinking too much fruit beer can actually make you feel uncomfortable and unable to sleep.
20. I drank too much last weekend and accidentally fell down. I needed two stitches on my nose.
21. I always thought that drinking too much wine would make me feel uncomfortable, but why, I still felt uncomfortable even though I didn’t drink. Later I discovered that it turns out that I feel uncomfortable when I miss you
22. I really hope that I can be in a good mood every day, just like the excitement I feel after drinking Hong Kong-style mandarin duck. I am happy and excited about everything, and full of expectations for the future! No worries or worries! Maybe you thought I drank too much, but! I'm telling you! I don’t have much! !
23. The black girl drank too much yesterday and took me to take a photo, but she turned out to be a mentally retarded person hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
24. I know that feeling It's like drinking too much on an empty stomach and feeling all kinds of discomfort and then telling yourself that if you drink next time, you'll be a fool. But when you see the wine later, you still want to drink and you'll drink. This is what you deserve hahahahahaha, I'm talking about you
25. Drinking yesterday Too much. I felt a little uncomfortable today so I didn’t go to lunch. I lay there and squinted for a while. When I woke up, I saw porridge and yogurt on the table. The new girl in the class said to me, Brother, I didn’t eat at noon. Please drink something. Porridge bar, damn, it’s too warm
Twenty-six, I just said I won’t drink anymore. Totally tipsy again. The saddest thing is chatting with my sisters after drinking wine. My heart feels so uncomfortable. Worse than drinking too much. I just don’t want to fight. But living in this society, you don’t want to fight for someone to come in front of you and fight for what you have. I really want to find a paradise to hide. At this age. It feels like it's been floating for too long. Just want to settle down. Escape from the world and avoid prejudice. Not by men. Don't rely on anyone. Settle down little by little. . .
27. They all think that it is best not to touch cigarettes. You can drink wine, but drink less. I drank too much yesterday and felt uncomfortable. They all came to comfort me and it felt good.
28. A few days ago, my partner was drinking with his mentor. He drank too much. He called me on the way back. He was drunk. He didn’t speak the right words. He kept saying that he felt uncomfortable. Then he vomited on the roadside. I felt very sad. , shedding tears silently and making no sound, thinking that he didn't know, but he suddenly said: Don't cry, I heard you cry.
29. It is even harder to ask a man who has drunk too much to recall what happened at night! I lost my wallet and my charger
Thirty. Every time I drink too much and feel uncomfortable, I make up my mind to stop drinking. Only I know how uncomfortable I feel after drinking too much. Two months of alcohol ban
Thirty-one, that’s enough. This morning at 4 or 5 o'clock in the morning, I was woken up by another harassing phone call. The key is, I thought it was an important call. I really drank too much yesterday. When I came back, I took a shower and went to bed immediately. I also asked Qiuxiang to remember to charge my mobile phone. The young lady was very attentive and adjusted it to vibrate for me.
Thirty-two. It looks like a bitter smile. If you drink too much coffee, you can study the difference between the photo album of the last three days on WeChat and the stranger’s ten days. Don’t worry about it. It’s three days and ten days. It’s too much. So what
Thirty-three. When I was a child, you insisted on making me learn hard-tipped calligraphy. I hated it because there was an older kid there who beat me every day. I ran away and didn’t go. You kicked me and pulled me. I pushed forward with cram school, and although the matter was later resolved, from that time on I knew that no one could protect me but myself. When I grew up, when I got into a car accident, my first reaction was to look for my friends, not you. Even if I couldn't tell you later, you blamed me for drinking too much and causing trouble. I also blamed myself for how I could think of looking for you. The reason why family is family needs to be maintained by affection. There may be only blood ties left between us
Thirty-four. After drinking together, people disperse at night and the light is gone. Treat it with a cup of tea. If you drink too much tea, the relationship between gentlemen will be as light as water. In the wine, you can experience the warmth between villains and the unrefined but down-to-earth way of life in the market. The wine needs to be aged, and a man who can only drink with you once or twice is a fair-weather friend who cannot trust his life. A woman who can only sleep with you once or twice is a bitch. Drink new tea, people should not be too sober, let the past things pass, there is no need to chew them again and again. When the wine is high, you can have rare indulgence, go to the sky to catch stars, and go to the sea to catch the moon. When the tea is deep, you can have tears flowing quietly on your face, and you can enjoy an emotion called loneliness. -------Feng Tang "You'll grow old while you're alive"
Thirty-five. I stayed up late and watched Forensic Doctor Qin Ming. Well, actually I drank too much water and I still feel uncomfortable. In the end, I thought Dabao is dead. It’s scary. He likes Li Xian and Zhang Ruoyun. Oops, I like so many people
Thirty-six, do you know that I will drag you to death? I can understand how you feel when your sister drinks too much and you clean her shoes in the middle of the night. It’s uncomfortable for you, but it’s even harder for me. I smoke a cigarette and look at you, and I just want to say, oh, I’m here even when you feel uncomfortable, ugh. , I will make you a sour soup and rice tomorrow. Protect your stomach. You can drink five bottles of the deadly Wusu. The test came out today. From now on, when you go out with the boy doll, don’t drink more than this limit. In my heart It has some points, let’s talk about other wines!
Thirty-seven. After coming back from the hot pot for lunch, I felt as uncomfortable as if I had drunk too much
Thirty-eight. When I went to the toilet last night, I found a man in the courtyard who drank too much. . Talk to me, it scares the baby to death. Grass! ! ! A little more sleep. I slept until about three o'clock and then woke up from thirst. I thought I could bear it. I endured it until after five o'clock, but I still couldn't bear it anymore, so I went down to find some water.
Thirty-nine, my aunt can’t stop me from drinking two cups of coffee a day. I heard that if I drink too much coffee, the anesthetic will have no effect, I will be deficient in calcium, and I may become stupid.
Forty. After drinking too much, singing and crying, and having fun, we still have to break up.
41. For people who like to drink, wine is a good thing. No matter how good the wine is, don’t be greedy. Drinking too much wine will not only hurt your body and cause trouble, but also make you look embarrassed and cause trouble. No, there was a drunk man who stopped a private car for no reason in Sanxia Square, affecting the normal traffic of the road. His dangerous behavior prompted everyone to call the police. Finally, the drunk man was forced to take him to the police station of the jurisdiction to sober up by the 110 police.
Forty-two. I drank too much again at night and felt uncomfortable. I didn’t know who to tell. I hate myself. I hate myself. How did I become such a person? I’m immature. I’m in trouble. Obviously. You know you can't do this, so why can't you do it? I really want to slap myself
43. The explosion has no way to vent except drinking. I know that if I drink too much, my body will be unable to bear it one day, but there is no other way. Just drink like this. Plum wine today, whiskey tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow. I'll drink brandy like this until the end of the world~
44. Dad Pi drank too much last night. Little Pi jumped on his feet and imitated my usual tone and shouted: "It smells like alcohol!" Sleep outside! Don't come near my sister! His father ignored her, narrowed his drunken eyes, and teased Yiyi with a silly smile on his face from a distance of one meter, reluctant to leave. I guess that in a few years, the two children will grow into the father-protecting faction and the mother-protecting faction respectively, and they will become a fire and water.
Forty-five. I drank too much last night and dreamed that we had a fight together.
Forty-six. I went out to eat beef rice noodles with Lao Wang at around ten o'clock in the evening. If the soup tastes good, drinking too much will make you feel uncomfortable. Why do you debase yourself? What’s a midnight snack? How nice to cook some noodles! There is no soup in the noodles I cooked!
47. My heart hurts and my stomach hurts after drinking too much, but I persisted and forced myself to study and think about problems.
48. The main symptom of me drinking too much is that I can’t speak my mother tongue. I stand on the curb and speak in Cantonese that I made up. I hold two good friends on the street and cry and speak English. payment.
49. I drank too much last night and talked a lot, but my impression was that I didn’t have an embarrassing incident, and I didn’t make random calls when I got home. After just lying on the bed for a while, I started crying, crying out all the tears I had accumulated for several months.
When I woke up this morning, I felt confused. Why were I crying? In addition, I can’t remember whether I washed my face and took a shower last night
Fifty, Du Liang is still a child. He drank too much today and vomited four times. His heartbeat was extremely fast and uncomfortable. I was so scared that I almost beat him. 120 When he was almost unconscious while holding the trash can, he said, "I really like you. The last time I drank so hard, it was because I missed you so much. How about I not be with another girl after breaking up with you... Do you like it or not?" Me
51. The world is like this. I only wake up occasionally and sleepwalk occasionally. I drank too much recently, and ended up dreaming about a long-lasting banquet.
52. Did I drink too much last night and did something random that I can’t remember? Why was I blocked?
53. Occasionally loneliness can be as intoxicating as wine, but drinking too much can be really uncomfortable.
54. I must have drunk too much yesterday, otherwise why would I have such a headache. Did you do something inexplicable?
Fifty-five, when I cross the road and see an old lady, I won’t help you, but I will obey you! I am not accustomed to the local environment when I go abroad, so I will obey you! ! I drank too much, and I won’t hold on to the wall, so I will obey you! ! ! I don’t even need to help my little brother when I pee, so I just obey you! ! ! ! Even if I don’t collect blessings through Alipay, I will obey you! ! ! ! !
Fifty-six, I couldn’t help but cry all night long
Fifty-seven, I drank too much coffee and was sweating. It turned out that I was so thin! Self-deprecating sentences for drinking too much Coke
Self-deprecating sentences for drinking too much Coke
1. Don’t blame yourself for being too emotional. You can't let go of anyone who doesn't love you.
2. Not all efforts can be exchanged for the other person's understanding. How can someone who doesn't love you realize that your most beautiful youth has been spent with him suffering.
3. The right path in the world is the vicissitudes of life, so don’t live too arrogantly.
4. Some words, no matter what you say, how I listen, even if I don’t want to believe it with my toes
5. Should I blame myself or should I be sad? I deserve it!
6. I always feel like I am mud and become pulpy when it rains.
7. Nothing is easy these days. I strive to be the best dancer among the hosts and the best host among the dancers.
8. Anyone who stumbles upon me will never be able to get up. Whoever lifts me up, I help him never fall.
9. People will inevitably change as they grow up, but there are always some things, some things. Those who don’t like it still don’t like it, and those who like it remain unchanged/Smile - I just want to say that I still don’t Love eating zucchini
10. You say I am ugly, but I am actually telling you that I am very talented. Why do you think this is?
11. I fell down the stairs today and it didn’t hurt at all. Fortunately, there was so much flesh to cushion me.
12. One of the worst moments in life is when after watching a wonderful movie, the screen goes black and you are back to ordinary and boring real life.
13. Be happy for the sake of joy and be sad for the sake of sadness
14. Except for eating, I spend all my time losing weight every day, and you still say that I have no perseverance.
15. I have always regarded beautiful women and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me that way.
16. For a person like me, who is neither handsome nor tall, but also has bad habits, and doesn’t have that much money, if I were a girl, how could I dare to ask for anything from you? You can like me, haha.
17. You can’t even control what time you go to bed, so you still want to control your life? You don't even wash the dishes, but you still want to show your presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.
18. Not only have I not surpassed my youth, but I have also not surpassed my weight. On the court, the running is full of body shaking, and the drama of chasing the ball is staged.
19. It’s not that you really can’t live without me, you just need a toy to entertain you when you’re bored - Yuan Yan
20. Don’t always accuse me of hating iron but not steel. , don’t you know that iron can’t be turned into steel? Part 2 of self-deprecating sentences for drinking too much Coke
21. Don’t be obsessed with your sister. Sister takes off your makeup and asks you to vomit blood.
22. I have a 100% turn-around rate. I turn back when I see a handsome guy.
23. I always liked her broad-mindedness in the past, but in fact, it was nothing more than an airport!
24. What kind of environmental pressure forced the distant ancestors of mankind to stand up.
25. Has the moon brought my mood to a new level? Can the sun light up yesterday’s fire of love? My love flame is still burning. Please give me a chance and let us regain the sweet time!
26. Is it really happy? Ha...
27. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; when you have money, eat wild vegetables in the hotel.
28. I found that my previous ambitions have become a joke.
29. The biggest advantage of getting older is: you don’t want the things you couldn’t get when you were young.
30. There is a peach blossom nunnery in Taohuawu, and a peach blossom fairy under the peach blossom nunnery. The Peach Blossom Fairy planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms in exchange for wine money. When I'm sober, I just sit in front of the flowers; when I'm drunk, I come to sleep under the flowers. Half drunk and half awake day after day, flowers fall and bloom year after year.
31. I hope you won’t be like the wind, causing all kinds of waves here, but then following the clouds to the distance.
32. The road is long and long, so let’s fight it.
33. A good man does not have a good wife, and a lazy man marries a slut.
34. I like to be friends with anyone who calls me stupid B. I like to make friends with 2B.
35. For me, only memories remain after being broken up, but for you, the beauty of love has just begun.
36. Suddenly I discovered that all my plans for the future have the same beginning: when I have money.
37. I spend all my time losing weight every day except eating, and you still say that I don’t have perseverance?
38. Don’t talk to me about money, it will hurt your feelings; don’t talk about your feelings with me, it will hurt your money!
39. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I was finally successfully cultivated into a mediocre person!
40. You don’t have to love me till death, as long as you stay with me for the rest of your life