Author: Niu Niu Feng Gong Xiaogang Feng Xiaofan Xu Li Yi
Performer: Niu Niu Feng Gong Niping
Ni: We all know that he won Chen Shimei for Qin Xianglian. Of course, many years have passed, and there are very few people like Chen Shimei. However, there is still discrimination against women in our real life. Recently, among some gay men, we held a competition for the worst gentleman. The so-called worst gentleman is elected by the man who has the least respect for women and the least understanding of women. Then, after evaluation by the masses and discussion by experts, only two gentlemen got the most votes, namely Niu Niu and Feng Gong. Everyone's opinion is very consistent. Don't worry, so which one of them can be elected as the worst gentleman tonight depends on the final result. Once the production is completed, Mr. Worst will get a small straw cutter sponsored by the Qin Xianglian Foundation. Ok, now I declare the contestants come in, Niu.
Niu: No.
Feng: No, I'm on a business trip. I leave at seven o'clock.
Ni: According to the regulations of the organizing committee, if one party abstained, the one who abstained was elected as the worst Mr., if both parties abstained, they were tied as the worst Mr. .. then I declare the worst Mr. Niu. ...
Niu and Feng: Er ... (disease) started ... no. ...
Niu: Sister, I have long wanted to pay a New Year call to you.
Ni: (laughs)
Feng: Are you sour? At your age, you call others elder sister. Ignore him. I will tell you about my aunt.
Bull: Go (push the wind)
Feng: No, our children call him aunt.
Ni: You two, it's no use making friends with me, because all the lesbians present today are judges. It's up to you who will be chosen as the worst.
Niu: Oh, oh, they have the final say. Say it earlier.
Feng: This is a pure waste of our time.
Cow: Female compatriots, female compatriots, you have worked hard.
Feng: Dear friends, dear friends, I miss you very much.
Niu: Oh, you can live a long life when you see this lesbian. Saying you can live to be 200 is like playing with you.
Feng: Here you are, sir. Why don't you sit beside us and squeeze our young lady? This young lady, at first glance, is very beautiful. It's better to look at it carefully than at first sight.
Ni: Wow, you are both very enthusiastic about lesbians today!
Niu: I always do, because I'm not interested in men.
Feng: I'm ashamed to say that. As a homosexual, I am not interested in men. You think I'm interested.
Niu: I think so.
Feng: Ah.
Bull: A man who is not enthusiastic about lesbians is by no means a good man.
Feng: That's right. A man who is particularly enthusiastic about lesbians is probably not a good man.
Ni: Yes, the working lesbians are judges, but I am not the director of the jury.
Niu: Er, Director Ni.
Feng: What are your instructions?
Ni: You two, just relax. It was this little lawn mower that caused them trouble. Whether you two want to or not depends on the result of tonight's final. Let's start the game now. In fact, it is very simple, that is, four words "praise women"
Bull: Which woman needs praise? I always thought that women hold up half the sky.
Feng: Serious contempt for women, comrades. Have you ever heard that women can hold up half the sky and still hold up half the sky? I think at least half.
Bull: You look down on women more seriously. More than half, at least one and a half.
Feng: Seven or eight.
Bull: Twenty-nine.
Feng: Thirty-seven.
Ni: Stop, stop, stop. That's a compliment. I have to tell the truth. Even criticize. Ok, let's call it "criticizing women" in another way. Because to some extent, criticism is also an attitude.
Bull: Criticism, not criticizing me is the worst.
Feng: criticize, criticize that little straw cutter, I'll take it.
Ni: You two don't agree, do you?
Bull: Absolutely not.
Feng: Who said who approved it?
Niu: I won't approve it.
Ni: tied for the worst sir.
Bull: Well, criticism.
Feng: Criticism.
Bull: Criticism.
Feng: It's outrageous. And it's getting worse. How many times have I criticized Ni, but I just won't listen. Tell me who I approve of.
Ni: Well, this one. All-China Women's Federation.
Feng: Specifically. Ten is enough. 1. What does the Women's Federation do?
Ni: Director Liu, specifically, ten mistakes.