How to write a poem imitating a spider?

Tiger: Who said I was awesome? My skin is often used to make carpets!

Mosquito: People like to sing high-profile and pay attention to dedication. I just sucked a little of their blood and they quit.

Fox: I lied to the crow's mouth, but what really lied to the crow in the end was its own vanity.

Ma: Who said Bole came first and Maxima came last? Maxima escaped by herself, not Bole.

Dog: I have been guarding the door all my life and learned an experience: the hospitality given to you by strangers often includes malicious intentions.

Woodpecker: Although I only work with one mouth, I can proudly say that I have never said an empty word.

Spider: Keep this net, we will eat and drink all our lives.

Dog: The cat failed in his duty and asked me to switch to catching mice.

Fish: I know someone is fishing, but I still have to take the bait one by one. Alas, what blinded our fish's mind?

Bee: There are too many people in the world who are greedy for others' "sweetness". I have to equip this gun.

Snake: You know I'm a cold-blooded animal, and you want to influence me with warmth. What can you do without giving me lessons?

Mouse: Don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you. People hate cheating, but why do they put mousetraps where we are waiting?

Canary: My worth can be seen from the decoration of the cage.

Owl: If we judge advanced by words, I'm afraid we will never be advanced in this life.

Centipede: Count how many legs I have. A horse has only four legs. I don't believe it can outrun me.

Snail: I hate highways. Have you counted how many traffic accidents happen to them every day?

Pig: The result of being willing to be fed is: whoever gets fat first is unlucky.