Does anyone have funny text messages about pigs?

I dreamed in my sleep that you were chasing a pig.

You are panting and the pig is out of breath.

The moment you are about to catch up with the pig.

The pig suddenly turns around and moans to you:

We are born from the same roots, so why rush each other~

The fences all around have fallen down

Feeds are falling from the sky

Butchers are all dead

People all over the world believe in Islam

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven

Seven little pigs showing off their bellies

One missing one makes people anxious

Let the piglets look around

Turns out the piglets are too naughty

< p>Waste is hiding in the corner

Using its little pig's trotters

Open your phone to read messages

According to statistics, more than 99.9% of people look like pig heads People use their thumbs to press buttons to read text messages! Hehe, no

It’s too late to change hands, pig head!

Don’t be crazy with me

My elder brother Qin Shihuang

Don’t be crazy with me

I am behind the Party Central Committee

If you don’t believe me, you won’t admit defeat

Old Laden is my uncle

Bomb first and then poison me

All the Americans will have to accept it

If you don’t accept it again< /p>

Change your household registration to pig

On a cold night, you sigh in confusion, and a crystal teardrop falls from the corner of your eye. It is I who hold a lamp to illuminate your way home. When you are full of gratitude, I have to tell you that if you are a dead pig, you will never take another step out of the pig pen! ! ! !

When I went to the farm and saw the fat white pig, I couldn't help but think of your "slim" figure.

Some people say you are a pig, do you believe it? Look, I’m still reading text messages! Pig head

One day, a man said that you looked like a pig. I was very angry. He clearly wanted to destroy the relationship between us. I scolded him back and said: You clearly want to be a pig, why did he Are you saying you look like Fan Shu?