Author: Li Xing
I am a physics idiot.
When I twisted my hands in various ways to do difficult movements and solved a physics exercise with my left hand, I saw the old class's head tilted 45 degrees and then hung down and sneezed. This action lasted for 5 seconds, and the white foam kissed the ground. I quickly took out my calculator and began to calculate how much work Tucao had done after doing free fall.
H= 1/2gt^2
W=mgh(G=9.8m/s^2)
W=4.802× 10^-4J
But I still can't do the problem in front of me. I spent half an hour from Newton's curse to Faraday, from Sakyamuni to Allah. But the white paper is still so dazzling, and the bright sunshine is waltzing on it. I touched my forehead, sweating and jumping.
This is a mid-term exam, a physics exam at 1: 00-2: 30 in the afternoon. I spent an hour and a half in the examination room, reconfirming the fact that I am a physics idiot.
In the second grade, when I was 14 years old, I realized something called fear in physics class. Our physics teacher is pretty, white and weak. So the content of my physics class has completely evolved into appreciating beautiful women and uglifying them. And after 7749 days of physics class, I suddenly found that the physics scores of boys in our class soared, and the red 100 points were hanging in the sky. The fire dyed my eyes red. The physics teacher is gentle in class, and the boys all show the ability to cherish the fragrance and cherish the jade. Results Good discipline in physics class. Only in a corner of the classroom, I watched The Thorn Birds and wondered whether milking was necessary for stress analysis. A group of idiots, I looked at the anthomaniac boys in my class and dismissed them. But you're a physics idiot. They turned around and attacked me. The physics teacher laughed so flustered that I ran away.
For a while, I saw Hongyan. Whenever I have a physics class, I imagine myself as Jie Jiang, brave and fearless. For a physics idiot, the speed of days, especially those with physics classes, is always slow to1/C. Fortunately, I have novels, where I know and understand Chinese characters, unlike physics classes. I often look at the blackboard in physics class and read many books on the blackboard. It's just strange that I know all the words on the blackboard, but I can't understand them together. The physics teacher has completely given up hope on me, and my position has long since disappeared from the physics red list of the Youth League. I am proud of Chinese and English, dragging my reluctant physics and rushing to the third grade with great vigour.
After grade three, I really fell in love with chemistry. Maybe the relationship between physics and chemistry is too strong. My grades in chemistry have always been intimate with physics, and I refuse to be promoted to my grandparents' generation as a grandson who teaches physics well. There was a boy in the class at that time. He looks abstract, girls want to scream when they see him, boys want to run when they see him, and anyone wants to run when they see him. But that boy was good at physics, and the answer came out with a look or a round, so he became the darling of the physics teacher and his position rose linearly. One day, he stopped me and said to me in a hoarse voice than a drake, I like you, be my girlfriend, and I looked at his maw. Yes, yes, as long as you can get full marks in physics in the senior high school entrance examination. Hearing this, the boy turned and ran. I also turned to face Mecca and bowed devoutly. I am an atheist, but I believe in religion.
In the city of June, the heat is unbearable, and the burning air is filled with the smell of burning. As a student preparing for the third grade, my body and mind have long been swallowed up by exercise books and test papers. The physics teacher is pregnant, and his handsome face is a little swollen, but he still insists on attending classes, and the enthusiasm of the boys is obviously not as good as before. I feel a malicious pleasure floating in my heart.
On June 30th, I finally got out of my misery. I didn't know that the future physics was a fire pit.
One summer day two months after I didn't touch physics, I walked into a place with a beautiful name-high school. When I was in junior high school, I heard that high school is a paradise for love growth; High school is a stage to show talents; High school is a gas station for chasing dreams. But no one told me that I still have to study physics in high school. Since I study physics, all sweet words or fantasies have nothing to do with me.
In the first physics class of senior one, I greeted physics and physics teachers with a completely new attitude. Let me fall from the peak of hope to the abyss of disappointment is the imperfect sphere at the door of the classroom. In the next 45 minutes, I listened to a Beijing opera and only saw white spit flying. After the bell rang, I ran to the platform at the top of the building to prepare for a free fall, but after thinking for a while, I decided to do a few straight movements with uniform changes. In desperation, I ushered in a gloomy high school physics era.
Soon, I missed another class, another class with many experts and physics geniuses. Life in the class is very happy. I sit in the front row. Whenever the funny new physics teacher comes, I listen carefully, take notes seriously, and play with my left and right hands seriously, but he looks for current and I read palm prints. So my new physical life is commendable, except for the red single digits on the physical volume.
One day in early spring, my lovely deskmate was unfortunately kissed by a motorcycle, so I explained the cause and effect to all the teachers. I think if the physics teacher asks, he will definitely say that a motorcycle accelerated at a certain initial speed and collided with my deskmate's bike, and then I made a straight throw at my deskmate. Because it is a free fall, some bones in the lumbar spine in the body move relatively. Finally, I went to the hospital for recuperation. I was happy for this speech for a long time, but my physics teacher didn't ask about the depressing things until my deskmate came to class.
In fact, no physics teacher will appreciate or pay attention to a physics idiot, even that idiot wants to learn physics well.
I use Chinese to comfort physics, but my Chinese is only 90 points at most. I took a bath in a cotton-padded jacket and washed out in a cold sweat.
When the final exam results came out, there was a thick stack of papers on the desk. I carefully put the physics part at the bottom, and my deskmate turned her head and asked me sadly, what should I do? I only got 9 1 in physics. I looked at her and only heard the sound of something breaking in my heart, "Hua Hua", which was very painful. I said with a smile, then try the taste of turning over.
There is a small pool of liquid on the table, but fortunately it is not my sadness.
In the days when the study committee took pains to write the class schedule on the blackboard every day, and I took pains to copy it down, I suddenly found that the name of the class changed from one to two. There are rumors on campus and in society, which are divided into arts and sciences.
The physics teacher is obviously not so confident in class, but I have the cheek to do political exercises in physics class: matter determines consciousness, and consciousness has a reaction to matter. My eyes are bright all my life, and the happiness in the future even burns my eyes. After the weak continuation of physics class, I love philosophy more: the future is bright and the road is tortuous.
Off the sports meeting, ushered in Christmas. Although the news of the division is widely circulated, the school has not taken any action, and it is impossible to divide the subject without documents. Half of the candles in my hand are gone, so I don't think I can escape from physics.
I really can't escape physics. A physics idiot is tightly bound by physics and finally knows what despair is.
I picked up the physics that had been thrown away for a month, cursed the big synthesis, and did physics problems in my hands, thinking in my mind which finger God's finger Hawking's ditch would be. Then one day, I wandered through 50 physics questions 24 hours a day, and I got 5 right. Yes, yes, the accuracy can reach 10%.
I decided to believe in Christ, because I called Jesus five times when I did those five questions.
When I do physics problems, I often see the back of a physics genius. Watching him do physics with headphones for half an hour, a blank sheet of paper turned black. I respectfully asked him, My Lord, what are you listening to? He said music. I heard about Mariah Carey in Bandari and Kuraki Mai in Stephanie, but I can't do physics problems. He added, I listen to heavy metals. I started listening to Nie Tang and Marilyn Mei Sen. A few days later, I found that I couldn't hear people shouting ten meters away.
Exam, physics genius finished the exam for half an hour, and then went out to play computer. I finished the exam in half an hour, and then I went out to read novels. After the results, the physics genius got 98 points, and I got 9+7.
The physics teacher sat there shaking his head and sighing. I giggled. An idiot is an idiot How can the teacher forget that I am a physics idiot?
The physics teacher didn't know that there was a physics idiot who studied physics until two o'clock in the morning every day. She also studied the principle of kinetic energy in dim light.
Physics genius didn't know that there was a physics idiot who did dozens of thick problem sets, but never touched the computer.
I don't know physics, but a physics idiot begged for mercy with tears and begged for a ray of light in life.
The Lord doesn't know that there is a physics idiot, and sincerely hopes that the Lord can help her learn physics.
However, we still have to take the comprehensive exam, and I am still a physics idiot.
I walk around the campus wearing headphones every day.
Even if there is no way, there must be laws to follow. Even if there are no pigeons, there must be crows.
Stubbornness is innocent, dreams are valuable and surprise them.
What a beautiful cape and horizon. I will climb the Himalayas tomorrow.
No tall building, no mansion, no steel can make the happiest home.
We are not stupid, we are great, only geniuses understand me.
When I wake up, the physics is still there, the yellow flowers are blooming again, and the rosy cheeks are not faded, just forgotten.