A Chinese teacher with a strong local accent read an ancient poem named "Wochun" by Lu You to the students and asked them to dictate.
The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows. A student dictated the following.
Wo Chun, I'm stupid.
Mume smells flowers, I have no culture,
I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,
If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.
Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.
Other funny poems:
There are black holes in the well.
The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.
I have never seen a poet in my life, but I have seen a poet grow to eight feet long.
How can a poet fart on a high wall?
The number of articles in the world is Sanjiang, and the number of articles in Sanjiang is hometown.
Hometown is my brother, and my brother and I study it.
( 1)
Plant a pumpkin like soil and put it on the top of Wuyue Mountain.
Thrown into the Pacific Ocean, the earth has another continent.
(2)
An ear of rice is long, and bridges are built on both sides of the Yellow River.
Ten cars walk side by side, and the train doesn't sway.
(3)
A fat pig is big and long, and its body spans the Pacific Ocean.
The pig's back can get off the plane, and the pig becomes an airport.
(4)
The rice pile was round and pointed, and the members piled it into the sky.
Pull a piece of white cloud to wipe the sweat, and smoke a bag of cigarettes near the sun.
There are electric lights overhead and cockroaches on the ground.
If you sprinkle dichlorvos, the cockroach will die.
If someone comes in and out of here,
It must be something special.
One day I got sick.
What's wrong with a nurse touching it?