Twenty characteristics of greasy uncle

1, big belly

Step 2 wear all kinds of ropes

3. Wear Tang robes and other similar clothes.

Recite poems at the party, and then start crying.

5. Keep long hair or beard anywhere on your head and face.

6. Soak red dates in a thermos cup and add Lycium barbarum.

7. Hang a bunch of keys on the belt.

8. Signs such as "National Geographic", "Off-road E" and "Little Flag" are sprayed on the car.

9. When you pinch it, your nose hair is exposed.

10, grow long nails

1 1, drink tea when you drink tea, and insist on tea culture.

12, the bracelet is put on the car.

13, T-shirt neckline erected.

14, foaming at the mouth.

15, I like to wear long pants at home.

16, Pu 'er tea is always hidden at home.

17, like listening to grassland songs and Wang Feng.

18, with a big gold necklace around his neck.

19, west assembly white socks

20. The mobile phone is covered with a protective leather case that opens left and right.

2 1, keep your mouth shut and keep a healthy culture.

22. My wife wears whatever clothes she wants.

Maybe it's smoking and drinking. It seems to have bad breath.

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Men greasy greasy way:

1, buy a body fat scale, always pay attention to your health, the data is more real than (self) feeling.

2. Don't prevaricate yourself from exercising for various reasons! Young beer belly, old general belly.

3, not just exercise, like 10 1 miss to boldly pick! The team you like is bold to chase!

Sleeping more is the best way to fight aging and acne.

Buy yourself an electric toothbrush, and you will open the door to a new world.

6. You may not be rich, but you can't be dirty.

7. Girls like to watch greasy earth love stories just for entertainment, which doesn't mean they like to listen to greasy earth love stories.

8. In the matter of dressing, knowing how to dress casually is effortless fashion, and dressing casually without knowing how to match is effortless disaster.

9. Don't bring clothes into the house when they are sunburned, or they will smell like smelly walking socks in summer.

10, such as trimming long trouser legs and cleaning your leather shoes, sneakers and skateboarding shoes.