Short and funny award speech

0.0 With a roar, the air was filled with dirt. She is a real warrior. She dares to face the ruthless verbal attacks. She dares to face the endless joy. What kind of happy and blessed person is this. However, nature is often designed for sad people, using the flow of time to wash away her happiness, leaving behind a touch of warmth and tenderness. In this light tenderness and tenderness, it gives people endless happiness. I don't know when her happiness will end, but I think she will be happy forever. Let the white clouds carry her dreams, let the blue sky give her a piece of blue, let the earth remember her breath, let the clear springs wash away her worries, and keep our eternal pistachios.

 

You are like the plum blossoms that bloom in the cold wind. Your character of knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and preferring them to the mountains makes you very popular in the class. It is precisely because of your tolerant heart that makes us happy, it is precisely because you always have a smile on your face that makes us feel happy, and it is precisely because your Mandarin with a local accent makes us feel so happy in the serious classroom. How angry. It is precisely because of your tolerance and smile that our study is no longer so urgent.

0.0 Just like the pillar of our class, you make our class lively with your tolerant heart. You should be a touching figure. Let us learn from your tolerant heart together!

 

He is the real man in my heart!

He is an upright man in the eyes of girls, he is a 0.0 character.

That's because he has more responsibilities than ordinary people - regulating the classroom atmosphere of the first class, creating humorous anger, making the sleepy classmates laugh, so that the teacher can be normal Only by attending classes can we improve our efficiency and learn knowledge.

So I have to thank our classmate Xiaoma for everything.

He is crazy and happy every day. He makes everyone change subtly and makes us happy. He taught us to seek happiness in the boring high school life. In a sense, we gained the greatest wealth in life, but what did Xiaoma get? He got nothing, but he was still happy and unknown, changing the people around him.

So Xiaoma, you are great, and I am proud to have a classmate like you. If I can use anything to describe you, then I think you are the Chinese version of Chaplin, and also everyone’s beloved Lei Feng, more like a catalyst in chemistry.

You are a real man, we admire you

 

You do not have the gentleness of Baochai, the passion of Nalan, and the charm of Yuhuan. Not as talented as Xue Tao. You have none of these things that belong to a woman.

In the past 16 years, you have been traveling around the world and established the Five-Star Supreme Sect Tang Sect.

You used your Hedong lion's roar to witness the heroism of the earth shaking;

You used your Mei Chao wind claw to achieve the inhuman scream;

< p>You kill the admiration that knows no life or death with your eyes of extinction;

You are like the endless ocean, which makes people's hearts beat;

You are like countless The stars are outrageous;

You are like a towering and straight mountain, making people tremble!

A great master. Listen to the roar of the lion and be proud of the world!

 

Your actions shocked the world and made the ghosts and gods weep. You gently handed the chair to the biology teacher who was a little stiff after standing for too long, and your heart seemed to melt into her sweet smile. When your eyes met each other, time seemed to have stopped for you. I saw you standing shyly, your hands clasped together nervously due to shyness, your little face flushed. The biology teacher smiled immediately when he saw this, and finally said the words you had been waiting for: "Thank you, classmate."

 

She is the backbone of Class 0.0, she is Soaring Haiyan in the storm, she is a tenacious reed. Who said women are inferior to men? I say women are worse than men. The previous society where men were superior to women has passed. Now is a society where men and women are equal. I believe that women in the future will be She is a strong woman. If you have xx in your class, don’t worry about difficulties. If you have 0.0 in your class, keep your head high and move forward.

 

Your mouth is comparable to that of a matchmaker, but your strength can also compete with Santiago's.

On the court, you are funny and play seriously at the same time, but at the critical moment of victory or defeat, you devote all your strength to fight for victory.

Even if you fall down ten times while playing, you will stand up on the eleventh time and roar: "Foul - foul -"