Lyrics originated during the Qin and Han Dynasties, but became famous during the Tang Dynasty. Such poems are usually easy to understand, humorous, sometimes sarcastic, funny, and some are even famous throughout the ages!
01. Su Daqiang, the male protagonist of "Everything Is Good"
Please accompany me all the way,
Green mountains, green waters and birdsong,
< p> A sudden inspiration leads to a pure heart.I compose poems day and night until dawn.
02. "Ode to Snow" by Zhang Dayou, an ancient poet
The country becomes abstract,
The well is black;
The yellow dog is white,
The white dog has swelling on his body.
03. An ancient examinee's "Imperial Examination"
He never wrote a pen without tears,
He studied hard for more than ten years;
The examiner's requirements If you don't take me,
I will go home and die in hell.
04. The unknown scholar "Cherish Li Shen" (Li Shen, the author of "Compassion for the Farmers"),
It is noon on the day of hoeing,
Li Shen is really good at gambling ;
Who knows that speaking poetry is hard work every word?
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05. Xie Jin’s “Spring Rain Poems”
At the age of 18, he won the first place in the provincial examination. He was so happy that he fell down and was laughed at. Then he wrote a poem:
Spring rain is as precious as oil.
It falls all over the street.
It makes a group of cows laugh.
.Zheng Banqiao's "Gift to the Thief"
It's a drizzly night,
The rats and dogs stole into my door.
There are thousands of poems and books in my belly,< /p>
There is no gold and silver on the bedside.
07. Ji Xiaolan's "Birthday Poems":
This woman is not a human being.
The King of Heaven. The mother was born in the mortal world,
The sons she gave birth to were thieves,
They stole peaches and offered them to their mother
08. "Heaven" by Zhang Zongchang (a great warlord of the Republic of China). "Lightning"
Suddenly I saw a chain of fire in the sky,
It seemed that the Jade Emperor wanted to smoke.
If the Jade Emperor didn't smoke,
Why another fire chain?
09. "No Annoyance"
Get up early and walk the birds in the cage, and have hot pot and barbecue in the evening.
Eat and drink. Just sleep and don't worry about running away.
10. "Capture the King"
It is said that to capture the thief, capture the king first.
Shoot the person. You have to shoot horses first, and of course buy a house before you get married.
11. "Beauty"
I don't know how to play chess, calligraphy or painting, but I'm tired of doing laundry and cooking.
Apart from being a little beautiful, the rest is to eat and sleep.
12. "Hot Pot"
The sun and the moon are flying by, and the year is approaching.
p>My dreams at the beginning of the year are all gone, so I might as well just cook them in a hot pot.
13. "Middle Age"
When people reach middle age, they have to put wolfberries in a thermos.
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The skin is thick and greasy, and one can eat five buckets of rice in one meal.
14. "Stupid Melon"
I don’t know where to start.
Go deeper and deeper,
I don’t know where my money is,
I am completely penniless,
15. "The Son Can’t Stay When He Goes"
Early in the morning Get up and wash your pants,
How many children have been wasted;
It's not that your father doesn't love you,
it's that your mother doesn't take you in."
16. "Rushan"
To be happy in life, you must have all the fun,
Eat, drink and have fun without going to work.
The alarm clock woke me up from my dream.
The car loan and house loan were as heavy as a mountain.
17. "The Third Year"
What is the use of my natural talents?
Moving bricks on the construction site is too heavy.
Nothing can be accomplished without success,
Thirty years have been like a dream.
18. "Small Goals"
If you want to compete with God,
you must first set a small goal.
For example, if you earn 100 million,
you can talk lightly.
19. "Middle Age"
Jujube and wolfberry thermos cup,
The general hides his remaining power.
Jun Moxiao is extremely smart,
He can eat, drink and play.
20. "Worry"
The green mountain building outside the mountain,
I am really worried about not having a house to get married.
Passionateness is always hindered by lack of money,
The sultry beauty of spring is not free.
21. "Dream Bubble"
Mistaking routine for deep affection,
Stepping into a trap with joy.
Others laugh at me for being too naive.
I laugh at others for their deep tricks.
22. "Pretending to be B"
People are like iron, rice is like steel,
If you don't pretend to be depressed for a day, you will panic.
Don’t be afraid of thunder and lightning.
Even if you die, you will still smell the fragrance of a hero’s bones.
23. "Reciting Poems to Give to the World"
Seeing this picturesque scenery, I wanted to recite poems to give to the world, but
But I have no education, so I can only Damn, the waves are so big.