People who love me, please don't wait for me, you will die before me. The person I love, I won't wait, I will hang up before her.
3. Difficult to love is moonlight, poetry, 365,000 roses and eternity; A difficult marriage consists of books, certificates, 365,000 quarrels and patience. Hard life is not the above two.
I like you so much that you can die if you love me! I love you so much that if you like me, I will live forever!
It is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth gently, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!
6. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.
7. The wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders, and blindly follow if she is wrong; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.
8. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After the grief, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.
9. Although there is no fate, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and I can make up for the affection in the afterlife through my efforts in this life.
10, where there is marriage, there are rivers and lakes. You and I are in the Jianghu together. How can there be no gossip about us in the Jianghu? Marry me quickly and let those paparazzi gossip about others!
1 1, experiencing a love is like eating chocolate, even if you don't have to pay for chocolate, you have to pay for losing weight.
12, the judge: "It's going to be filmed soon. What is your last wish? " Prisoner: "Put on your bulletproof vest!
13. Women are sometimes like walnuts. As long as you can break the hard shell outside her, you will find how soft and fragile her heart is.
14, you are so cruel to me that I can't figure out what I fucking love.
15, you, you, you little leprechaun, poisoned me with your love poison, but you didn't give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!
16, the Chinese teacher in senior high school talked about poetry and said, "Stop and sit, love the warmth of Fenglin." The teacher said, "This one loves when sitting." Everyone was shocked and burst into laughter.
17, I hope: the leader follows you, the car lets you, the money sticks to you, the court dotes on you, the official transportation accompanies you, the school lets you, the real estate looks after you, and the lover loves you!
18, men's biggest secrets are often told to confidantes, not to the same sex, family or wife. When the confidante became a wife, this part of her power was immediately revoked. This is called gain and loss.
19, once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.
20. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women will come.
2 1, Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, all I got was the passing of this life. If it is true, I am willing to exchange 10 thousand encounters with you and tell you: "I really want to love you."
No matter how much we love each other, no matter how deep we are at the moment, we will part one day. Those lingering, affectionate, passionate and crazy things are all in the past and can't go back.
23, I want to puppy love, but it is already late.
24, like a grandson when in love, obedient; After engagement, learn to talk back like a son; Give orders like Lao Tzu after marriage!
25. If the relationship between men and women is handled well, there will be gossip, and if it is not handled well, there will be gossip.
26. Love should be a pledge of eternal love. Only faithful love is true love.
27, don't say love easily, the promise made is the debt owed!
28. When love talks, just like the chorus of the gods, the whole heaven is intoxicated with Yue Xian.
The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.
30. The temperature of love is like bath water. It's not that the hotter the better, but that you feel comfortable.
3 1, a man raising a woman outside is called "the golden house hides the charming". Women raise men outside, called "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".
32. Love is like icing on the cake. We swallow it and enjoy the sweetness of this moment.
33. A good horse doesn't eat grass back, so a good horse always goes hungry.
34. Brand and sex: A 20-year-old man rushed to a 30-year-old man and a 40-year-old man in Hitachi. Zheng Da! Fifty-year-old man Microsoft! Sixty-year-old Panasonic! Lenovo at the age of 70
I want to forget, but I often miss crying.
36. There is no pain in liking someone. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world.
37. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!
38. Love makes people mature and degenerate.
39. Mom said that people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.
40. If there are 10,000 people in the world who love you, it must be me. If there is only one person in the world who loves you, it must be me. If no one in the world loves you, it must be that I am dead.
4 1, I have an unknown poem. No one knows all over the world. Only fools and I know. A fool is reading this poem.
42. Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.
43. Sometimes, when waiting in line for meals in the canteen, the greatest comfort is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people waiting behind.
44. The greatest happiness of a woman in love is that the man she loves admits that she is a part of him.
45. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.
46. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!
47, you want to listen to music, I am a CD; You want to watch TV, I am the remote control; You want to pick the stars, I am the stairs; You want to go to the South Pole, I am a helicopter; You want grace, I am a windbreaker; You want to make friends, I am a pager; You want flowers, I am a courier; If you are not satisfied, I will be 007 for you!
48. I am your summer ice cream, winter cotton-padded jacket, light bulb in the dark, and bread when you are hungry! I really want to say "I love you"! !
49. Love is like ice cream. Avoid it anyway, it will eventually melt.
No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent!
5 1, you are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp around your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god.
I am your bodyguard when you go out. Once you instruct me to serve you, I will pay for your bag when you shop. You're angry that I didn't serve you well. If you want to vent, I'm willing to make sandbags. Dear, you are my baby!
53, you are the sun in the sky, I am the mountain on the ground; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a dog chasing on the ground …
54. I think of your smile when I get up, smell your smell when I wash my face, and you are my need before going to bed. I really can't leave you, dear-the toilet!
55. You are a phoenix in the sky, I am a hungry wolf in the ground, you are a crow in the sky, I am an underground toad, you fly in the sky, and I drool in the ground. ...
56, not to * * earth-shattering, to the world.
57. Dissatisfaction is a substitute for vacancy, which makes people have a constant desire to climb up in comparison.
58, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be a Tang priest; Wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.
59. Five hundred years ago, you were a regular worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time!
60. You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining. You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first.
6 1, if you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun … and it is the most famous in Tianjin … hehe.
62. Love like fish and water is the highest pursuit of both husband and wife, but we are prone to make a mistake, that is, we always think that we are water and the other is fish.
63. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
64. Red beans don't grow in the south, but on my face. I really miss them!
65. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.
66. Spending money is as simple as farting, and making money is as difficult as eating durian!
67. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of sticking to it!
68. I am a vine, a melon, a fish, a shrimp, a pot and a flower. I make you laugh every day!
69. He was discharged on Monday. Tuesday, hand in hand. Wednesday, "First Kiss". Thursday, in love. Friday, beautiful lies. Saturday, romantic "kiss goodbye". Sunday, rotation.
70. If you and I are separated, then this world will cease to exist. For the sake of the 6.4 billion people in the world, come with me!
7 1, if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.
72. When you go out, your wife has told you not to sit in the front row by car. You can't stand up without a food clip. Don't get drunk. Don't pick wild flowers by the roadside. Don't bring your lover into the house.
73. All is well for the rich and all is well for lovers.
74. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. So you just want to hear that familiar voice. What you really want to dial is just a string in your heart.
Mom, I have never seen anything so archaeological. Can be used as a world heritage.
76. You have borrowed money, eaten and worked hard. Living a sweet life, you praise me in front of your family; After the storm, we must stand up to hardships before happiness; Dear, it's you who want to walk through the sweet next stop with me.
77. Baby, baby, I love you as a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.
78. I love you, sister, just as mice love rice. I miss you and fell in love with you at first sight. I chased you without saying anything and came to you again and again. I must catch up with you ...
79. You are the wind and I am the sand. Giving birth to a BB is called sandstorm. You are toothpaste and I am a brush. Give birth to a BB and call it a toothbrush. You don't love me, I have a BB without a father.
80. Men's love comes from looking down, while women's love comes from looking up.