For example, Feng Cunzi (The Book of Songs).
He is a sly boy, but he won't talk to me.
I can't eat because of Victoria.
That sly guy, why don't you eat with me?
I can't rest because of Victoria. [2]
Note: ① Naughty children: beautiful teenagers. 2 dimensions: because. 3 rest: sleep peacefully.
Vernacular, "Feng Shuai Shuai"
That handsome guy won't talk to me.
I can't eat because of you.
That handsome guy won't eat with me.
I can't sleep well because of you.
Another example is Zheng Guofeng Feng Jian Shang (The Book of Songs).
Zihuisi I (1), Wanshang involved in Qin (2).
If you don't miss me, is there no one else? Crazy children's madness is also (4)!
I thought of you, and I was involved.
If you stop thinking about me, don't you have any other boys? You are such a stupid brother!
Note: ① Hui: See love. 2 take off your clothes. Qin: The name of Zheng Guoshui originated in the northeast of Mi County, Henan Province. No, I want to: Don't miss me. (4) Crazy boy: Just kidding, he is still a "stupid boy". Madness: insanity. Also: language help. ⑤ Yan: The name of Zheng Guoshui originated from Yangshan, Dengfeng County, Henan Province, which is now the Double Tears River in Henan Province. Both Qin and Yan water rounds were held in Mi County.
Vernacular, Zheng Guofeng von Shang Qi.
If you really love me and miss me, use your underwear to drown.
If you don't miss me, won't I be loved? Silly boy, silly!
If you really love me and miss me, just cross the river in your underwear.
If you don't miss me, won't I be loved? Silly boy, silly! We have a long history, and there are many humorous people in each dynasty, such as Dong Fangshuo, Ji Kang, Lu Ji, Ge Hong, Tao Yuanming, Su Shi and Wang Anshi. They are all humorous, so there are many humorous poems in ancient times.
Below, list a poem written by Su Shi, a great writer, saying that his friend Qiu Longju is afraid of his wife:
Qiu Long, a layman, is also pitiful and talks about sleepless nights.
Suddenly, I heard lion roars, and my crutch fell into my palm.
Note: ① Hedong, today's Shanxi, is the hometown of Mrs. Chen Nian. (2) The lion's roar, which is a Buddhist language, means that the Buddha speaks fearlessly in front of all beings, like a lion's roar.
This friend of Su Shi's is called Yao Chen and Qiu Longju. He is generous and proficient in Zen. Mrs. Chen Nian's wife Liu Shi is a bitch. Sometimes when a guest comes to visit, she ignores her husband's face and continues to curse. Chen Nian is also very scared. Su Shi wrote this poem according to the relationship between Yao Chen and his wife. China in the early 20th century was an interesting China with many humorous poems. Some are lively and funny, and some are as calm as water. The Internet is overwhelming and everywhere.
For example, the following song can be read quietly, "Well Water on the Head" (Tan Xiao).
Looking at the vast starry sky.
I can't help thinking.
That's not my galaxy.
I know
People can't keep looking up.
Sometimes you have to lower your head.
Even a few sighs.
once
I looked down.
Sighing
suddenly
Watching the twinkling of the sky in a lonely well
The sky sparkles.
That's definitely not what I meant .../Can I say that? ...
Is heaven a lonely well?
Special starlight?
probably ...
But why?
Instead of looking for glory that you can reach with your head down?
The ancients cloud
Lift yourself to the pool.
I won't.
I only kiss.
Kiss the calm water in this lonely well
of course
You have to grasp it yourself.
Hold your heart.
-Center of gravity
otherwise
Huitouding well water
In fact, the most humorous poems in contemporary times are not the above-mentioned poems, but poems that modify ancient classics. Whether these poems constitute humor is controversial.
For example, "To Wang Lun" (from the Internet, the author is unknown)
The boatman kicked Li Bai out of the boat without paying him.
Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.
Original, To Wang Lun (Li Bai)
Li Bai was just about to leave when he heard a farewell song from the shore. .
Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love.