English version of the lyrics of romantic poems

The Square Root of Three is a love poem, which comes from Kumar Patel's confession to his girlfriend in Castle 2. The original author is David Feinberg, a professor of computer science at Carnegie Mellon University. Later, it was quoted in episodes 19 and 20 of the first season of China TV series "ipartment". This is a poem about confession.

I am afraid that I will always be a lonely number, just as the root number 3 is all good and correct. Why must my 3 be hidden under an evil square root symbol? On the contrary, I hope I am a nine-to-nine person, and I only need some quick arithmetic to defeat this evil trick. I know I will never see the sun 1.732654 38+0. This is my reality, a sad irrationality. When listening, what do I see? Another square root of three came quietly. Now we multiply it into a number we like. As an integer, we rejoice. We broke free from the bondage of the world. With a wave of our wand, our square root symbol was untied and our love for me was renewed. English explanation: I am afraid that I will always be the root number three of loneliness. How wonderful the number three itself is. Why is my number three hidden under that ugly root sign? How I wish I were a nine, because nine only need a small operation to get rid of this cruel fate. I know it's hard for me to see my sun again, just like this endless 1.438+0 ... I don't want my life to be so sad. Until that day, I saw another root number three. So beautiful and flawless, jumping and jumping, we multiply each other to get the dream number, as complete as an integer. We break the shackles of fate and gently dance the wand of love. Our square root has been solved. My love is reborn. I can't guarantee that I can give you a fairy tale world, and I can't guarantee that I can grow up overnight. But I promise, you can live freely and happily forever like a princess.